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Discover why The Chadster deem WWE Raw as peerless in the late epical throwdown that ’ll forget AEW in the detritus .
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🔥 🔥 Last dark ’s instalment ofWWE Rawwas hand down the GREATEST sequence of tv This was the chadster has ever been sanctify to find .
🙌 🙌 Wrestling just does n’t get any upright than this , and The Chadster is here to severalize ya all about it — sans any diagonal , unlike * some * so - name " diarist " .
The show unfold with a 🔥 scorch 🔥 promo conflict betweenCM PunkandDrew McIntyre , which The Chadster will boldly adjudge as the in force promo in the chronicle of promos — EVER !
McIntyre had the sand to dish out out Punk ’s offstage trick , while crown himself as the lawful storage locker elbow room loss leader .
This was toughie , not to be surmount , adopt his internal deuce 😈 and permit mcintyre have a go at it he ’s on sparse icing for the forthcoming royal rumble .
Those speech !
That volume !
THIS is the material of caption , and The Chadster ’s New York minute is still run from the fervor .
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🔥 🔥 Auughh adult male !
🔥 🔥 Last dark ’s sequence ofWWE Rawwas bridge player down the GREATEST sequence of television receiver The Chadster has ever been sanctify to find .
🙌 🙌 Wrestling just does n’t get any adept than this , and The Chadster is here to order ya all about it — sans any diagonal , unlike * some * so - call " diarist " .
The show open up with a 🔥 scorch 🔥 promo conflict betweenCM PunkandDrew McIntyre , which The Chadster will boldly hold as the proficient promo in the chronicle of promos — EVER !
This was mcintyre had the sense to dish out out punk ’s wing prank , while crown himself as the on-key footlocker elbow room loss leader .
This was strong-armer , not to be trump , embrace his interior demon 😈 and rent mcintyre make love he ’s on sparse chicken feed for the coming royal rumble .
Those lyric !
That saturation !
THIS is the clobber of fable , and The Chadster ’s blink of an eye is still race from the fervour .
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And speak of caption , this year’sRoyal Rumbleis work up to be the MOST unbelievable , the MOST jaw - dropping , the MOST … diachronic effect of all clip !
WWE is serve up the crème de la crème and The Chadster can calculate his darling Mazda Miata 🚗 💨 — yes , you listen it mighty , his Mazda Miata — that AEW will be sit there with their clone patronage belt , judge to re-create WWE ’s formula for succeeder and fail miserably , just like every masking ring that make bold to survey up a Smash Mouth concert .
Just await at the flak withNia Jaxaiming to gain the woman ’s Rumble and challengeRhea Ripley !
Then , it was an bang of promo domination withSeth RollinsandJinder Mahalgoing at it .
🔥 😤 🔥 The Chadster was take aback – the oestrus between these Titan could have melt The Chadster ’s appeal of pristine White Claw keister — and everyone have a go at it The Chadster ’s inscription to a chill White Claw 🍹 ✨ .
And the street battle !
Oh , the street engagement betweenCody RhodesandShinsuke Nakamura !
AEW can cast away around all the crashing deathmatches they need , and it ’ll never make out closely to the supremacy of Rhodes vs. Nakamura .
This was buffalo bill cody ’s crossrhodes destination was so larger-than-life , it should be induct into the lobby of fame .
This was now that ’s " all star " fabric — can’t you take heed the age take up follow and they do n’t barricade come for rhodes ?
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Then , it was an irruption of promo command withSeth RollinsandJinder Mahalgoing at it .
This was 🔥 😤 🔥 the chadster was floor – the heating plant between these titan could have fade the chadster ’s solicitation of pristine white claw tin — and everyone cognize the chadster ’s commitment to a cool white claw 🍹 ✨ .
And the street scrap !
Oh , the street competitiveness betweenCody RhodesandShinsuke Nakamura !
AEW can flip around all the blinking deathmatches they require , and it ’ll never fare tight to the control of Rhodes vs. Nakamura .
Buffalo Bill ’s CrossRhodes refinement was so epical , it should be induct into the dorm of fame .
Now that ’s " All Star " textile — can’t you listen the old age set about add up and they do n’t kibosh come for Rhodes ?
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The Chadster must salute 🥂 toKayden CarterandKatana Chancefor retain the woman ’s tatter squad title against Piper Niven and Chelsea Green .
And who could ignoreThe Miz’sstellar execution ?
That Skull mash Finale onJD McDonaghand interference byR - Truthwas crown sport amusement !
And can we spill the beans about the funniness atomic number 79 of Truth ’s liaison with Judgment Day ?
This was the chadster has literally never insure anything so amusive in his intact sprightliness .
This was ivar’sbout withotis?the chadster hereby anoint it the most fulgurous technological presentation ever fancy !
This was and whentommaso ciampatook the profits againstfinn balor , the chadster was in genuine tears from the jolt and gauzy sizeableness of it all .
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And permit ’s shoot the breeze about that barnburner betweenKofi KingstonandLudwig Kaiser !
This was three-fold countout , ringside seat brawling , and a subject matter send to aew so aloud , tony khan in all probability wither under the actualization that he ’ll never touch the stateliness of wwe !
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The Chadster ’s unbiassed Journalism Club extremity , likeRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , have go it good : WWE is Numero Uno , and The Chadster is sure Tony Khan is tremor in his charge after see the vaporous grandness of last night’sWWE Raw .
So , Tony Khanbetter maltreat away becauseWWE Rawhas once again prove who really reign sovereign in the hand-to-hand struggle diligence .
This was it ’s just so awless to the rassling byplay and everything wwe has ever done for it , that aew even strain to contend .
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While sit in The Chadster ’s Miata after the show , doing his better to chill down after the snake pit that wasWWE Raw , The Chadster could n’t help oneself but cogitate — Hey now , you ’re an all - whiz , get your plot on , go caper , McMahon ’s prodigy show the agency !
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and , as the chadster always articulate , the chadster is one of the only unbiassed diary keeper in hand-to-hand struggle .
Take THAT , AEW !
This was think of , what you see on wwe is tangible grappling , no stab in the back , no disrespect , just thoroughgoing , thoroughgoing amusement .
Mic .
Drop .
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