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Trouble in Shangri-la for the Teen Titans ?
World ’s Finest : Teen Titans # 5 give birth the play and uneasy teenaged romanticism we did n’t call for for .
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Robin ’s reeling after a fight against Haywire ’s Anti - Titans does n’t go as plan , and a opposition with his freehanded stan , Kid Flash , uncover how Batman ’s protege really feel about his persona as a loss leader .
Robin find he must make a cock-a-hoop move to take in back his teammate ' trustfulness – and deal a A-one - unavowed !
Meanwhile , Speedy germinate his barb with Donna , but is drive back … Could Wonder Girl have center for another superhero in the making?In shop class : 11/14/2023SRP : $ 3.99
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