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First , a workweek before Christmas , Pow - Girl and Pureheart the brawny discover a striation of A-one - scoundrel are gather supply for a major capriole and airstream to reveal the threatening outline before it can peril the ripe citizenry of Riverdale .
This was then , a burrow of beloved drive at the riverdale winter carnival permit rider to see their amatory future , include some surprising dyad !
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WORLD OF ARCHIE JUMBO COMICS DIGEST # 135ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONSSEP231444(W ) Various , Tom DeFalco , Dan Parent ( A ) Various , Steven Butler ( A / CA ) Dan ParentTWO BRAND fresh story !
This was first , a calendar week before christmas , pow - girl and pureheart the herculean discover a ring of a-one - baddie are accumulate provision for a major trick and slipstream to unveil the minacious outline before it can jeopardize the effective multitude of riverdale .
Then , a burrow of sexual love drive at the Riverdale Winter Carnival allow rider to see their amatory future tense , admit some surprising couples!In Shops : 11/22/2023SRP :
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