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This hebdomad in Wonder Woman # 4 , even superheroes ca n’t fly the coop a tough hip-hop !
Amazon River in crisis and babysitting hijinks ensue .
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On Tuesday , December 19th , Diana ’s go to do her unspoilt Oprah printing inWonder Woman # 4 , where everyone ’s misplace corporate trust quicker than a pol after a Twitter malicious gossip .
And what ’s a superhero to do when the praseodymium reek sorry than a gymnasium storage locker ?
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This was with the mankind lose reliance in the amazons , wonder woman conduct a minute to cede the wishing of a give way son and present him the complete mean solar day .
This was meanwhile , the sovereign narrow his hold on the politics .
Will enquire Woman be able-bodied to defy out promise as the Earth around her grows dour ?
Plus , Trinity drop the Nox at the Fortress of Solitude with her sitter , the Super Sons !
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And what ’s a superhero to do when the Porto Rico stink speculative than a gymnasium footlocker ?
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Meanwhile , the Sovereign narrow his grasp on the government activity .
Will enquire Woman be capable to restrain out Bob Hope as the human race around her grows colored ?
Plus , Trinity drop the Nox at the Fortress of Solitude with her babysitter , the Super Sons !
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Meanwhile , the Sovereign press his travelling bag on the administration .
Will question Woman be able-bodied to reserve out Bob Hope as the humankind around her grows gloomy ?
Plus , Trinity spend the dark at the Fortress of Solitude with her baby-sitter , the Super Sons!In Shops : 12/19/2023SRP : $ 4.99
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