Uncanny Spider-Man #5 Preview: Nightcrawler's Demons Unleashed

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Dive into Uncanny Spider - Man # 5 , where Nightcrawler face his own personal repulsion show .

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Uncanny Spider - Man # 5by Si Spurrier & Lee Garbett & Simone Buonfantino , wrap up by Tony DanielIN THE nipper OF THE predator !

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