Uncanny Avengers #5 Preview: Captain Krakoa Unmasked… Again

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Get quick for the large , scandalous reveal that ’s not really scandalous : Uncanny retaliator # 5 pull the masque off Captain Krakoa !

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CAPTAIN KRAKOA – UNMASKED !

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