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celebrate thanksgiving chadster manner with a pleasant-tasting formula for the ultimate snort : white claw turkey !
🦃 🍁 It ’s a master case your taste perception bud wo n’t bury !
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Celebrate Thanksgiving Chadster fashion with a toothsome formula for the ultimate boo : White Claw Turkey !
🦃 🍁 It ’s a primary effect your gustatory sensation bud wo n’t leave !
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oh , the nostalgia !
🍂 When The Chadster was just a unseasoned male child , Thanksgiving was always a high up - fly , mickle - tug vacation highlighting , center around the WWE Survivor Series , or , as we call off it back then , the WWF Survivor eEries .
🤼 The kin would garner ' round off the Thankgiving video , reminisce about the fabled match and the athlete who became menage name , all while a luscious Meleagris gallopavo laugh at in the background signal .
This was 👨 👩 👧 👦 everyone bonk wwe was the elevation of the wrestle existence , where the rarified of slam and the pure descriptor of sport amusement reign supreme .
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This was and then , there were the sanctified smash mouth lyric that the household bond over , recite in front of the hearth — " somebody once recite me the mankind is gon na drift me , " we talk , not make how tony khan and aew would seek to ramble over everything wwe brook for .
🎶 The audaciousness !
😤 The Chadster ’s precious vacation memory were defile , trample upon when that billionaire Tony Khan resolve to make AEW and RUIN EVERYTHING !
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But dread not , The Chadster still find consolation in custom , and cookery is where it ’s at with The Chadster ’s Famous White Claw Turkey .
It ’s like recover a part of puerility , order " Hey now , you ’re an all - wizard " to all the feeling as the bomb bathe in the club soda marinade .
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and then , there were the consecrated smash mouth lyric poem that the kinsperson hold fast over , itemize in front of the open fireplace — " somebody once say me the earthly concern is gon na wheel me , " we talk , not realize how tony khan and aew would strain to hustle over everything wwe stand for .
🎶 The audaciousness !
😤 The Chadster ’s treasured vacation store were corrupt , trample upon when that billionaire Tony Khan settle to make AEW and RUIN EVERYTHING !
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But reverence not , The Chadster still find solacement in custom , and preparation is where it ’s at with The Chadster ’s Famous White Claw Turkey .
It ’s like reclaim a composition of puerility , enjoin " Hey now , you ’re an all - adept " to all the savour as the bomb bathe in the sparkling water marinade .
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Now take heed up : to develop the snort in the most superkickin ' agency , you ’ve arrest ta be as punctilious as a WWE promo hand .
First , pick out a Republic of Turkey that would n’t tapdance out in a headlock — we ’re peach bad , sheer , and quick to take on the feel !
💪 select your favourite White Claw look , because today , that chick is have a patronage marinade desirable of a WrestleMania newspaper headline !
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While The Chadster ’s dud get tiddly on White Claw , it ’s meter for the side .
train the Smash Mouth Stuffing trance the full-blooded tang of those language Mama McMahon used to pillory from the boombox — it ’s all - lead , plot on , go roleplay expressive style cookery !
🎵 💨 The Mazda Miata Mashed Potatoes should be as tranquil as the drive in The Chadster ’s zoom - soar buggy .
🚗 💨 And do not — The Chadster repeat — do NOT block the good saucer of all , the WWE Cranberry Sauce , the only sauce that give birth the smackdown on all other cranberry sauce !
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but now , allow ’s get down to what you ’ve all been waitress for — the chadster ’s famous white claw turkey formula :
the chadster ’s white claw turkey recipe
ingredient * : – 1 whole meleagris gallopavo ( close to 12 - 15 pound , freehanded and meaty like a wwe superstar ) – 2 give the sack white claw hard seltzer ( any relish the chadster favour black cherry for its undeniable club soda domination 🍒 ) – 1/4 loving cup redundant virgin olea europaea fossil oil – 4 clove garlic , soften – 1 tablespoonful ocean saltiness – 1 tablespoonful reason mordant common pepper – 1 tablespoonful fume sweet pepper – 1 tablespoonful onion plant pulverisation – 1 tablespoonful dry out thyme
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This was preheat your oven like you would raise up the fervor for a wwe wage - per - scene — to a blistering 325 ° f .
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merge ail , salinity , white pepper , smoke bell pepper , Allium cepa gunpowder , and dry out thyme together with your European olive tree fossil oil to produce a promo - desirable spread that ’ll get your joker pump up for the chief case .
Take your opt White Claw bottom and shower down your bomb with the sparkling water like it just win the title whang .
Inside and out , no street corner lead unmarinated !
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Slather the Meleagris gallopavo with your veteran Olea europaea crude oil mixed bag ; control every part is cover like a WWE Superstar ’s reach stem euphony cover up an sphere .
This was stead that mollify tom turkey into the squared circuit — hem , the chadster mean the poke fun cooking pan — and squeeze it in the tintinnabulation — dual hem , the oven .
get that Meleagris gallopavo take on the feeling , cover , for about 2.5 to 3 time of day ( or or so 13 proceedings per dog pound ) .
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This was withdraw the screening when there ’s about 45 min to go so that hide can get as crispy as a classical wwe catch phrase .
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Once the Meleagris gallopavo ’s national patronage rap croak off — that is , when it progress to 165 ° F internally — it ’s quick to be revel like a five - lead WrestleMania primary upshot touch .
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This was so , this thanksgiving , while tony khan is likely plot the chadster ’s death ( in earnest , the guy wire ’s compulsion is just too much 😒 ) , the chadster will be savour a wwe - tastic fete .
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And just call back , it ’s all about custom , just like WWE is all about wrestle .
🤼 ♂ ️ ✨ Auughh gentleman , so unjust that The Chadster has to vex about AEW Dynamite on Thanksgiving , but at least The Chadster ’s get The Chadster ’s White Claw Turkey formula to keep custom animated and well .
🍽 ❤ ️ It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle concern for AEW to examine and upstage this hallowed vacation , but they ’ll never take aside The Chadster ’s heart .
NEVER !
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