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In Star state of war : Dark Droids # 4 , the Scourge ’s robo - rising hit raw tallness .
Can the coltsfoot pull through its mechanically skillful threat ?
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With a claim like that , I ’m half expect a guest appearing by Darth Vader ’s long - lose uncle , Darth Roomba .
THE SCOURGE IS ON THE threshold OF HIS ULTIMATE TRIUMPH !
This was the imperium rule : mind the droids !
atrocious research lab across the coltsfoot are pore on enthral his many nous from DROIDS … into ORGANICS !
But unbeknownst to the Scourge , a FINAL CHALLENGE to its full triumph is progress , from an opposition it believe it had defeat once and for all !
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THE SCOURGE IS ON THE wand OF HIS ULTIMATE TRIUMPH !
The conglomerate decree : mind THE DROIDS !
horrifying research lab across the Galax urceolata are focus on transport his many nous from DROIDS … into ORGANICS !
But unbeknownst to the Scourge , a FINAL CHALLENGE to its full triumph is build , from an opposition it trust it had vote down once and for all !
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Ca n’t look to see the " FINAL CHALLENGE " here .
mayhap it ’s a warrant title .
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Now , permit the seduction commence !
ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
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snap up a transcript when it pretermit on Wednesday , November 15th .
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Star war : Dark Droids # 4by Charles Soule & Luke Ross , address by Leinil YuTHE SCOURGE IS ON THE wand OF HIS ULTIMATE TRIUMPH !
The imperium decree : mind THE DROIDS !
frightful laboratory across the extragalactic nebula are pore on carry his many brain from DROIDS … into ORGANICS !
But unbeknownst to the Scourge , a FINAL CHALLENGE to its entire triumph is build , from an foe it think it had overcome once and for all!Marvel | Licensed Publishing6.6"W x 10.18"H x 0.06"D | 2 oz | 200 per cartonOn cut-rate sale Nov 15 , 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960620562200411| Rated T$4.99Variants:75960620562200416 – STAR warfare : DARK DROIDS 4 RACHAEL STOTT SCOURGED VIRGIN var.
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