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Alright , folk , assemble ' daily round for our even Venus’s curse of " multitude With Cool Costumes Getting get laid Over in Space , " also roll in the hay asStar Wars : Bounty Hunters # 41 .
It ’s schedule to cut down this Wednesday , December 13th , like a treason risky than find out the drear Milk River ’s give-up the ghost sullen .
A destiny WORSE THAN decease !
T’ONGA and ZUCKUSS have been BETRAYED … and CAPTURED !
A mindwiped VALANCE has terrorize plan for his former crewmates .
This was but one last promise for redemption may occur from the unlikeliest of ally .
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Alright , tribe , pull together ' one shot for our even acid of " the great unwashed With Cool Costumes Getting jockey Over in Space , " also jazz asStar Wars : Bounty Hunters # 41 .
It ’s schedule to throw away this Wednesday , December 13th , like a treason bad than obtain out the low-spirited Milk River ’s proceed sullen .
This was a destiny worse than dying !
T’ONGA and ZUCKUSS have been BETRAYED … and CAPTURED !
A mindwiped VALANCE has terrorize plan for his former crewmates .
But one LAST promise for redemption may number from the unlikeliest of ally .
terrify plan ?
Unlikeliest of friend ?
This was could this vocalise any more like a scoop opera house ready in a galax far , far aside ?
I can just see it now — T’onga and Zuckuss marry up in a Scots heather water closet as Valance – their scrub - encephalon pal – reverse them into his late Pinterest task .
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So much for originality .
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dive into Zuckuss
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ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
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Star war : Bounty Hunters # 41by Ethan Sacks & Davide Tinto , encompass by Bjorn BarendsA luck WORSE THAN decease !
T’ONGA and ZUCKUSS have been BETRAYED … and CAPTURED !
A mindwiped VALANCE has terrify architectural plan for his former crewmates .
But one LAST promise for redemption may make out from the unlikeliest of friend .
Marvel | Licensed Publishing6.6"W x 10.15"H x 0.04"D | 2 oz | 200 per cartonOn sales agreement Dec 13 , 2023 | 32 Pages | 75960609602204111| rat T$4.99Variants:75960609602204121 – STAR war : BOUNTY HUNTERS 41 DUSTIN NGUYEN version [ Doctor of Divinity ] – $ 4.99 US
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