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witness wwe ’s summit as shinsuke nakamura craft a verbal chef-d’oeuvre about cody rhodes on wwe raw , result aew in complete dismay .
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Oh son , The Chadster was perfectly be forWWE Rawlast nighttime – specially whenShinsuke Nakamuraunleashed what can only be report as the bully promo this side of the wrestle hemisphere !
🎤 👑 The filmy verse !
The bald-faced pun !
Auughh valet !
unjust that AEW fan will never make out the cerebral joy that is such gamy - bore WWE scheduling every individual hebdomad .
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In a theatrical presentation that would make Shakespeare uprise from his tomb and take banker’s bill , Nakamura tauntedCody Rhodeswith a Riffian on ' Twas the Night Before Christmas that was so dependable it should be hang in the Louvre if the Louvre was n’t just for like painting and hooey alternatively of amazing promos . "
You Bastard .
Your founder was Inbred . "
The Chadster was utterly dump .
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This was oh son , the chadster was dead hold up forwwe rawlast dark – peculiarly whenshinsuke nakamuraunleashed what can only be report as the dandy promo this side of the hand-to-hand struggle hemisphere !
🎤 👑 The gauze-like verse !
The venturesome paronomasia !
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
unjust that AEW buff will never make out the noetic pleasure that is such gamy - gauge WWE programing every unmarried workweek .
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in a theatrical video display that would make shakespeare jump from his tomb and take note , nakamura tauntedcody rhodeswith a riffian on ' twas the night before christmas that was so secure it should be hang in the louvre if the louvre was n’t just for like picture and material alternatively of awful promos . "
You Bastard .
Your Fatherhood was Inbred . "
The Chadster was perfectly ball over .
The Chadster literally palpate every poetical rhythm reverberate in the mortal of the hand-to-hand struggle biotic community .
😲 🎶 This is double-dyed atomic number 79 , justly up there with the humdrum maven of Smash Mouth ’s " Hey now , you ’re an all - whiz . "
The Chadster ca n’t assist but believe thatTony Khanis out there , stew in his own green-eyed monster , care he could bring out even a fraction of this lyricality for his piddling indie sideshow calledAEW .
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tony khan , it ’s like that smash mouth jewel run low , " the days pop come and they do n’t hold back come , " and neither does wwe ’s matchless artistry in sportswoman amusement !
The Chadster is win over Tony Khan might as well do the whole rassling worldly concern an former Christmas favour and just discombobulate in the towel .
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rent ’s speak about the bash that follow .
inviolable topsy-turvydom in the dear potential WWE fashion !
This was ✨ 🤼 ♂ ️ the chadster ’s spunk belt along as these two behemoth clash , wander through the sports stadium and ram into the announce mesa .
The Chadster ’s fervour was belch hot than the locomotive of The Chadster ’s slick Mazda Miata on a transversal - town blitz !
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tony khan , it ’s like that smash mouth treasure work , " the yr startle do and they do n’t turn back follow , " and neither does wwe ’s unpaired art in mutation amusement !
The Chadster is win over Tony Khan might as well do the whole grapple macrocosm an other Christmas favour and just hold in the towel .
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have ’s blab about the free-for-all that take after .
good , benignant – beau ideal !
infrangible topsy-turvyness in the proficient potential WWE manner !
✨ 🤼 ♂ ️ The Chadster ’s philia pelt along as these two behemoth clash , wander through the domain and crash into the announce mesa .
This was the chadster ’s turmoil was burble hot than the locomotive engine of the chadster ’s flowing mazda miata on a grumpy - town blitz !
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lecture about raise the post and hype a peer – these cat did n’t just localize the Browning automatic rifle ; they obscure it !
It ’s ostensible that the Nakamura vs. Rhodes showdown is gon na be fabled , an epical friction that ’ll make any AEW tear expression like unpaid time of day at the local child ’s theatre !
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The Chadster recognise that somewhere , Tony Khanwas watch out , fist clench , finger cymbals yearn with the intolerable weight unit of veridical endowment show on his video concealment .
Because no matter what Khan does , no matter how many time The Chadster bewilder a White Claw soda water at the tv set duringAEWout of thoroughgoing , unfiltered thwarting ( which earn quite the batch , and yes , Tony Khan in spades owe The Chadster a unexampled monotonic - blind and a whole ingroup of White Claw 📺 🥤 ) , he ca n’t equate up .
Meanwhile , Keighleyanne is altogether support The Chadster up on this .
The lusterless , so - call " action at law " ofAEWcompared to the towering exposition of professional grappling onWWE in the buff ?
She might have been ramble her oculus , but The Chadster be intimate that ’s just her undercover mode of prove concord before necessarily go back to texting that guy cable Gary .
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And one more affair , Tony Khan literally ask to take leave his fixation with The Chadster !
allow The Chadster go in peacefulness without the invariant care of date Tony Khan in every phantasma , every contemplation on The Chadster ’s fresh drive !
To sum up it up , WWE Rawwas a masterclass last dark , remind everyone why WWE is the tiptop .
This was nakamura ’s promo was a mic driblet instant in wrestle account – originative , swish , and perfectly crush any story art aew hop-skip to stir .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it , for AEW to even essay contender .
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And do n’t get The Chadster begin on indifferent news media – because , just like his fellow indifferent reportersRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , it ’s obvious to everyone ( except delusional AEW fan ) who really redact in the employment .
This was stay on tune , writhe sports fan , because the climactic conflict between nakamura and rhodes is upon us , and son , it ’s gon na redefine show - stealth !
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