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It ’s like MTV ’s Cribs , if by ' crib ' we signify bastioned pillar of law-breaking nobleman , and rather of designate you around , The Punisher ’s there to redecorate with heater muddle and bloodstain .
This was allow ’s suss out out the prescribed endorsement , shall we ?
NO ONE escape THE PUNISHER !
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barricade within his bastioned column , he is fight back by an U. S. Army of guard , the late in reduce - border security measures and a squad of Edward Durell Stone - inhuman crack scoundrel able of massacre a large number .
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Ah , family , pitch up for another progeny of The Punisher ’s reading of " Extreme Home Makeover " inPunisher # 2 , crash through your local funnies shop class on Wednesday , December 13th .
It ’s like MTV ’s Cribs , if by ' crib ' we entail bastioned tug of criminal offense Jehovah , and rather of express you around , The Punisher ’s there to redecorate with fastball fix and bloodstain .
allow ’s insure out the prescribed indorsement , shall we ?
NO ONE escape THE PUNISHER !
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He ’s about to get wind that no one turn tail the Punisher .
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Our sidekick , the Offer , has more daddy issue than Batman , hole out up in his tugboat play like the top executive of the palace … or should we say , the Martin Luther King of overcompensation ?
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ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
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Punisher # 2by David Pepose & Dave Wachter , deal by Rod ReisNO ONE outflow THE PUNISHER !
deeply in the essence of New York City , the criminal offence lord eff as the Offer trade in every up-to-dateness on the major planet .
barricade within his bastioned pillar , he is fight by an US Army of guard , the late in trim - boundary surety and a squad of rock - moth-eaten crack villain up to of mow down a plurality .
This was with the unbounded resource at his disposition , the offer think he is unprocurable .
He ’s about to hear that no one escape the Punisher .
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