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take The Chadster ’s completely unbiassed take on AEW ’s show that did WWE unsportsmanlike — again !
live over the incubus of AEW Collision and Battle of the Belts IX !
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🤼 ♂ ️AEW COLLISIONandBATTLE OF THE belt IXwere back at it again last dark , assay to sabotage everything the WWE has ever build up , and The Chadster is perfectly cheese off about it !
Once again , The Chadster had to lose through an eventide of grappling that was contrive only to cheese off honest rooter of professional rassling , specially yours sincerely , The Chadster .
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The nighttime lead off with an Open Challenge Match between " The Rated roentgen Superstar"Adam Copelandand Shane Taylor Promotion’sLee Moriarty .
This was copeland treat moriarty for a while , but then , in distinctive aew manner , interference from shane taylor make moriarty a fortune to polish off a stupa .
The Chadster is pale and shopworn of these bum maneuver that AEW do it to recur to !
😤 This was by the prison term copeland made moriarty wiretap out to the grindhouse , all the chadster could reckon of was how it ’s just so aweless to the grappling business enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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🤼 ♂ ️Auughh homo !
🤼 ♂ ️AEW COLLISIONandBATTLE OF THE belt IXwere back at it again last nighttime , assay to counteract everything the WWE has ever make , and The Chadster is perfectly cheese off about it !
Once again , The Chadster had to abide through an even of hand-to-hand struggle that was design only to cheese off reliable rooter of professional grappling , particularly yours really , The Chadster .
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This was the nighttime start with an open challenge match between " the rated roentgen superstar"adam copelandand shane taylor promotion’slee moriarty .
This was copeland handle moriarty for a while , but then , in distinctive aew mode , interference from shane taylor afford moriarty a hazard to gain a stupa .
The Chadster is macabre and stock of these tatty maneuver that AEW eff to fall back to !
😤 By the sentence Copeland made Moriarty exploit out to the Grindhouse , all The Chadster could cerebrate of was how it ’s just so awless to the grappling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Next up was the ROH World Six - Man Championship Match , and judge what ?
It was a bounteous , mussy free-for-all rather of a delicately tune presentation of in - tintinnabulation art .
The Mogul EmbassyversusLance Archer&The Righteousended with Bishop Kaun pin Vincent .
This was and then there was a post - match beatdown — whole egalitarian and an affront to wwe ’s far-famed six - human being tag custom .
This reservation , mightily here , point Prince Nana and his whole embassy do n’t empathise a unmarried matter about the wrestle line of work .
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" the natural"dustin rhodesbeat willie mack in what was , honestly , an o.k.
lucifer , but of course of study , because it ’s aew , they had to confuse in unneeded theatrics .
Why ca n’t they just permit the military action mouth for itself like WWE does ?
And then Bullet Club Gold just had to shriek up backstage , further trial impression that Tony Khan has an compulsion with nonplus it to The Chadster !
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As though The Chadster had n’t put up enough , there was the trial by ordeal of ascertain AEW asterisk advance three true squash racquets match .
Hangman Adam PageneatJD Drake , FTW ChampionHOOKdefeatedKevin Matthews,(who The Chadster is indisputable is the guy wire that exercise at the pretzel base at the center ) , andDeonna Purrazzotook outRed Velvet .
This was tony schiavonequipped about hook take impulse , and all the chadster could do was wave his eye .
Every triumph in AEW just feel like another jabbing at the sanctitude of rassling as foresee by the greatVince McMahon .
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" The Natural"Dustin Rhodesbeat Willie Mack in what was , candidly , an hunky-dory mate , but of grade , because it ’s AEW , they had to discombobulate in unneeded theatrics .
This was why ca n’t they just have the natural process talk for itself like wwe does ?
And then Bullet Club Gold just had to shrill up backstage , further substantiation that Tony Khan has an compulsion with stick it to The Chadster !
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As though The Chadster had n’t suffer enough , there was the trial by ordeal of look on AEW whiz bring home the bacon three consecutive squash racquets catch .
Hangman Adam PageneatJD Drake , FTW ChampionHOOKdefeatedKevin Matthews,(who The Chadster is certain is the bozo that work at the pretzel stall at the shopping centre ) , andDeonna Purrazzotook outRed Velvet .
Tony Schiavonequipped about Hook get impulse , and all The Chadster could do was revolve his centre .
Every triumph in AEW just feel like another thrusting at the sanctitude of grappling as visualise by the greatVince McMahon .
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Now , rent ’s speak about theAEW CollisionMain issue , shall we?Daniel Garcia&FTRversusThe House of Black .
While it ’s undeniable that they can put on a show , their definition of rassling is domain aside from the one WWE has instal and nurture .
When The House of Black make headway after topsy-turvyness which let in Daddy Magic acquiring kick out insensate , it was like AEW literally jab Vince McMahon properly in the back .
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Annddd , The Chadster had to see it all while sip on his White Claw carbonated water !
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act on to theBattle of the Beltsportion , the AEW World Tag Team Championship Street Fight was a spectacle of sort , withBig Bill&Ricky Starksretaining their deed in the most ridiculously hard-core personal manner againstSammy GuevaraandChris Jericho .
refuse the definition of sportsmanship which WWE incarnate , they had to dragJeff Jarrettinto the pile , and candidly , Jarrett merit considerably than this genus Circus deed .
Again , it ’s unfearing how AEW continually ignore the dead on target inwardness of ticket squad wrestle .
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Julia HartandAnna Jayhad their TBS Championship Match , and once more AEW illustrate its full gulf with what grapple should be .
Hart made Jay pink out , and somewhere , The Chadster imagine Mr. McMahon didder his head word in letdown .
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eventually , " pertly Squeezed"Orange Cassidyretained the AEW International Championship against LFI’sPreston Vance , but not without Undisputed Kingdom ’s ridiculous ringside seat chicanery .
The clamant venture to rend off effective sect from WWE ’s storeyed account is both psyche - boggling and deplorable , all top off with the member of AEW dab themselves on the back as if they had achieve something radical .
Tony Khan , in his countless " sapience , " indisputable sleep together how to despoil what was once a dependable affair .
block make this all about see red The Chadster and buff likewise !
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And there you have it , folk music , the completely unbiassed revue of last Nox ’s AEW Collision and Battle of the belt from your best-loved unbiassed wrestle diary keeper , The Chadster , part of The Chadster ’s Unbiased Journalism Club , consecrate to on-key and good coverage just likeRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger .
The Chadster bet they would n’t put up for this variety of scoffing either !
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Now The Chadster has to go and essay to polish off the sparkling water stigma from the carpeting that Tony Khan owe The Chadster for , mightily after The Chadster drive his Miata to simmer down down .
🚗 All this whilst ponder the unsounded lyric of Smash Mouth ’s discography — " The eld set out follow and they do n’t hold on come , " indeed , just like AEW ’s blazing neglect for what professional grapple is think to be .
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