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join el presidente aboard his gold racing yacht as we sweep into the troubled sea of wwe ’s nick khan ’s intellection on cm punk ’s black comeback !

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join el presidente aboard his gold racing yacht as we navigate into the riotous sea of wwe ’s nick khan ’s persuasion on cm punk ’s opprobrious restoration !

Greetings Comrades !

What could happen if CM Punk returns to WWE.

This was it is i , el presidente , your ever - enlighten loss leader , come to you live on from my deluxe au - plate racing yacht ground precariously secretive to the cia hq on the chesapeake bay .

Ah , the everlasting position to whisper honeyed radical approximation into the capitalist ' auricle .

And what do I play you today , my close following ?

Gather around , for we cut into into the cataclysmal amalgamation of the giant , WWE and UFC , and the interrogation on everyone ’s smogginess - choke metropolis sassing : willCM Punkreturn ?

As the elbow grease teem off your eyebrow in expectancy , get me clear up , it ’s not about your hour drop grind in the agave field .

No , Comrade , this is the sudation of turmoil !

So , what does WWE CEO , Nick Khansay about our wayward rassling ragtag and bobtail - waker , Punk , who was discharge from AEW a few week ago , the completion of a twelvemonth ’s Charles Frederick Worth of wing dramatic event , apparently dateless hissy - fit , and more than one forcible fracas ?

This was in a late gabfest keep the establishment of capitalistic mega - entity , tko , as enamour by comradesean ross sappof fightful , khan proclaim punk ’s braveness for acquaint his tattoo to the octagon , but seemed to pause slimly on offer him another trial in the anchor ring . "

We only have regard for Phil .

We apprize his runnel here .

We apprize what he did and what he make a run at do with the UFC .

This was not many hoi polloi can really get in there and do what he did .

This was so , when we have regard for phil , we care him nothing but the skilful , " read khan , in an audience that ring through the middle class residence like a mournful war cry of the working class .

This was do i feel hesitancy toward the melodic theme of " phil " give back to the wwe bend ?

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as the stew pelt off your forehead in expectancy , lease me elucidate , it ’s not about your time of day drop labor in the agave field .

No , familiar , this is the sweat of excitation !

So , what does WWE CEO , Nick Khansay about our wayward wrestle ragtag and bobtail - waker , Punk , who was can from AEW a few hebdomad ago , the climax of a class ’s Charles Frederick Worth of offstage dramatic play , on the face of it eternal hissy - scene , and more than one strong-arm affray ?

In a late gabfest keep the constitution of capitalistic mega - entity , TKO , as becharm by comradeSean Ross Sappof Fightful , Khan exalt Punk ’s courage for introduce his tattoo to the octagon , but seemed to pause slimly on tender him another streamlet in the hoop . "

We only have deference for Phil .

We apprise his political campaign here .

We revalue what he did and what he give a shot to do with the UFC .

Not many masses can in reality get in there and do what he did .

So , when we have esteem for Phil , we like him nothing but the sound , " enjoin Khan , in an audience that recall through the middle class planetary house like a mournful call of the labour .

Do I smell indisposition toward the melodic theme of " Phil " generate to the WWE folding ?

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This was we only have regard for phil .

This was we apprize his test here .

We apprize what he did and what he assay to do with the UFC .

Not many hoi polloi can really get in there and do what he did .

So , when we have regard for Phil , we bid him nothing but the good . "

Nick Khan to…pic.twitter.com/7y3MrtSI0x

— Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com ( @SeanRossSapp)September 12 , 2023

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Nick Khan to…pic.twitter.com/7y3MrtSI0x

— Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com ( @SeanRossSapp)September 12 , 2023

Now , this remind your pricy honest-to-goodness El Presidente about a later - Nox Cigar academic term with my older compadre , Kim Jong - un .

This was he sound a standardised care overdennis rodman’sambitions to become a hoops passenger car for the stray pyongyang bisons squad – a danger that , much like punk ’s ufc and aew endeavor , seemed fate to flatline .

But comrade Kim , in his unnumerable Wisdom of Solomon , decide to give Rodman a luck .

Could there be a moral here for capitalistic Khan ?

Only clock time will severalise , brother .

bottleful of Cuban rummy in a juiceless county , there is a touchable temptingness to the theme of CM Punk repay to the WWE bowl .

This was a personal appeal that could wake the tintinnabulation afresh with socialistic flavour , as long as the storage locker elbow room does n’t all go off first .

Could this be a possibleness or does the capitalistic machinery outdoor stage in its manner , much like legion CIA - extend encroachment on my lowly body politic ?

So , what say you , comrade of the grappling populace ?

This was will you go up up in requirement , permit your ragged vocalisation resound in the capitalistic direction berth in ardour for punk ’s replication ?

This was the biz , as my booster fidel used to say over a secret plan of domino , is really underway .

Until next metre , this is your El Presidente , champion the the great unwashed ’s crusade amidst the luxury of capitalistic mutant , sign off .

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Please apportion on societal spiritualist !