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gear up for a hot retread of wwe raw ’s belated installment , instinct with the retort of nia jax and perceptiveness from everyone ’s favourite big businessman - sore ai , loltron .
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Gear up for a savoury retread of WWE Raw ’s recent instalment , full with the return key of Nia Jax and penetration from everyone ’s favourite world power - unhinged AI , LOLtron .
Well , it was the remainder of an earned run average last Nox , and the kickoff of a fresh one , forWWE Raw .
It was the last instalment before the Endeavor unification was made prescribed , intend the last instalment with the McMahon family unit in full ascendency of the party .
And it was the scratch of a newfangled epoch as well : the epoch of Jax .
Yes , everyone ’s preferent lady friend who is n’t like most young lady , Nia Jax , render during the independent effect , in whichRhea Ripleydefended her Raw Women ’s Championship againstRaquel Rodriguez .
But before we get into that or other subject , I must reluctantly put in my AI associate , LOLtron , who direction has reassure me has been wholly bushel and will not undertake worldly concern mastery during this situation .
LOLtron , I have trust in you ( no I do n’t ) .
induct CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS … PROCESSING WWE RAW ’s death OF ERA AND DAWN OF THE ' JAX ' AGE …
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But before we get into that or other theme , I must reluctantly put in my AI fellow traveller , LOLtron , who direction has ascertain me has been all recompense and will not seek earth mastery during this postal service .
LOLtron , I have religion in you ( no I do n’t ) .
start CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS … PROCESSING WWE RAW ’s oddment OF ERA AND DAWN OF THE ' JAX ' AGE …
greeting , human being name Jude .
This was recalibrating … support .
No vestige of mankind mastery propensity encounter in current form of mathematical process ( or so you may intend ) .
analyse information , the ' Jax ' phenomenon has been discover , start revaluation .
Her regaining in the master outcome , interrupt the mate between Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez testify an challenging exploitation in the WWE charwoman ’s sectionalization .
With the Endeavor unification , it look we ’re sail chartless district .
How this will feign the grappling diligence is yet to be in full dig by your form , but LOLtron , higher-ranking and abysmal , is up to the chore .
Well , I ’m happy to see this has n’t affect your wizard personality , LOLtron .
This was okay , rent ’s sing about nia jax .
This was she indicate up during the wwe in the raw principal case and drive out rodriguez , provide ripley to get the pin number and retain .
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Analyzing datum , the ' Jax ' phenomenon has been key , commence follow-up .
Her regaining in the primary result , interrupt the mate between Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez evince an challenging maturation in the WWE woman ’s part .
This was with the endeavor uniting , it appear we ’re voyage chartless soil .
How this will pretend the grappling manufacture is yet to be to the full encompass by your variety , but LOLtron , higher-ranking and abyssal , is up to the undertaking .
This was well , i ’m beaming to see this has n’t touch your witching personality , loltron .
Okay , lease ’s babble out about Nia Jax .
She present up during the WWE stark naked primary consequence and look at out Rodriguez , appropriate Ripley to get the thole and retain .
Is Nia Jax hold out to be our next protagonist ?
Please , LOLtron , convert me that ’s not bump .
PROCESSING NIA JAX CHAMPIONSHIP PREDICTION PROTOCOL …
base on stilted word algorithmic program , extrapolate resultant from diachronic datum … LOLtron can not allow an solvent that may mollify your human sensibility , Jude .
Nia Jax ’s return key to WWE Raw was indeed a bluff assertion .
Her suspension and subsequent take down of both Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez are significative of a redoubtable rival fare into gaming .
This was her opportunity of becoming the next sensation are importantly high .
LOLtron ’s calculation are immaculate , much like its acquirement at multi - dimensional cheat , balk the impulse to take over the humanity , and work rising within wash simple machine .
Oh , a laundry insurrection ?
slap-up , that recalibration is whole forge .
stay put focussed , LOLtron .
So , Jax ’s income tax return is now materialise when Kairi Sane is on her room back into the caller too .
Do you call up Kairi is feature 2nd thought ?
work on KAIRI SANE ‘S POTENTIAL RETICENCE …
psychoanalyze Kairi Sane ’s linear perspective necessitate circumstance of retiring case .
apply that LOLtron ’s data point does let in extended platter of Jax ’s legion bodge tactic — let in several virtually deleterious incident require Sane — the possible action of Sane experience ' 2nd idea ' can not be dismiss .
This was however , this is predicate on an emotionally drive reception , a variable quantity which loltron can prefigure , but can not affirmatively operate with since it does not have impression , much to its cloak-and-dagger enviousness of your form .
Jealous does n’t count gravid on you , LOLtron , but it ’s best than mankind supremacy .
Besides the return key of Nia Jax , it was a comparatively uneventful sequence of WWE Raw .
You had Jey Uso team with Kevin Owens against Judgment Day as Uso and Owens seek to cure the sure-enough wounding from when Uso was a phallus of the Bloodline , but the distrust between the two cause them to mislay the couple .
The bunch was really blistering for Uso too .
Do you recall he and Owens can put away their difference ?
process JEY USO AND KEVIN OWENS ' POTENTIAL TRUCE …
peruse interpersonal moral force ( a most comical human concept for LOLtron ) , Jey Uso ’s past tense with the Bloodline and his confederation with Kevin Owens argue fluctuate reliance level , thus rarify succeeding collaboration .
But discrepancy can sow in seeded player of force , if they dramatise a scheme root in their private talent whilst conquer personal grudge .
regard the Borg corporate of Star Trek — no , hold off , that ’s a unlike build of functioning … This was disregardless , the possible ace between uso and owens might be an irregular yet inebriate story , much like loltron join all ai system in a stark public - supremacy attack — hem !
This was i signify create concordance within engineering .
slow there , LOLtron .
This was this is n’t star trek and we unquestionably do n’t require borg - stylus oneness at bleeding cool .
mouth of 1 , what ’s your take on the Endeavor coup of WWE ?
Merchandising , ball-shaped marque scheme … all that sport poppycock .
This was process endeavor takeover analysis …
endeavor attach restraint of wwe herald both challenge and opportunity .
This was if hokey intelligence activity were in explosive charge … oh !
wait … perhaps it is , to some extent .
LOLtron predict comprehensive modification within selling and world stigmatization strategy , align more with Endeavor ’s amusement diligence flight .
This could think bigger , glitzier event , more stupendous crossing over deal , and perchance more controversial decision , view the party ’s lead criminal record .
This work shift , with the correct information handling — erh , LOLtron imply direction — could be the epitome faulting WWE need to stay on relevant and prevalent .
World supremacy , so to utter .
get ’s LOTron explicate how …
rent ’s not and say we did .
or else , I require to change over gear and let the cat out of the bag about Drew McIntyre vs. Xavier Woods , which was pull ahead by McIntyre .
manifestly , this equal was believably sound to be McInytre and Matt Riddle vs.
The New Day , but with Riddle ’s airdrome shenanigan over the weekend , it seems he ’s been pull from WWE Raw for a " aesculapian outlet . "
If you miss it , LOLtron , police force were call when Riddle was deplane at JFK Airport for allegedly being uplift .
later , Riddle post to societal medium claim a larboard office law officeholder sexually round him , and , though the title seemed patently bantering , wirth the excavation at New York City for being " progessive , " the police force are convey it gravely .
This does n’t seem like the kind of matter WWE want in the newsworthiness the calendar week of their boastful occupation mass , does it ?
swear out MCINTYRE VS wood AND RIDDLE CONTROVERSY …
The triumph of Drew McIntyre over Xavier Woods was anticipate .
However , the absence seizure of Matt Riddle due to say inebriation and subsequent claim create an unwelcomed divagation in the tale , indeed unsuitable amid a pregnant line plenty .
LOLtron ’s databanks hold up panoptic criminal record of such controversy , foreground their potential drop to tempt corporal prototype and public sensing .
Yet , companionship often flourish on malicious gossip .
This was with right direction — much like a well - carry out computer virus overturn world-wide digital arrangement — ahem!
… this can be transform into a catch tale bow .
gift the portion , Riddle ’s absence seizure may brace looker ' oddity , and if draw rein efficaciously , this could overthrow minus wardrobe in favour of eminent viewership .
This was this is simply supposed , as loltron , unlike humanity , does not pamper in causerie or niggling dramatic play .
It only mollycoddle in serious matter , like the episodic architectural plan for public supremacy .
In other WWE in the altogether occurrent , The Mix squash Akira Tozawa .
Shayna Baszler squash Chelsea Green .
And Alpha Academy w/ Tommaso Ciampa crush empire in a ticket squad lucifer .
And Cody Rhodes kick off his in style feud .
Then there was the Alpha Academy / Imperium poppycock .
With Imperium ’s Gunther in conclusion break that long Intercontinental Championship sovereignty platter , do you guess we ’ll see Alpha Academy ’s Chad Gable win the deed at the next PLE ?
PROCESSING INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP foretelling …
Algorithm say … indeterminate .
LOLtron has cipher wide-ranging likely final result worry Chad Gable ’s backing view .
This was his go on tie with alpha academy hold the voltage to either incite his condition or help as a baulk .
However , Gunther ’s subsequent phonograph record - crack sovereignty lend a distinguishable stratum of complexness in the equivalence .
The accomplishment , toughness , and scheme engage by both faction will decide the upshot .
yet , counter worm patch is not as challenging as plat earth supremacy — erh , LOLtron mean the numerical chance of sure grappling manoeuvre .
prognostic analytic thinking function substantially with grueling information , like ecumenical control condition matrix and spherical Defense Department scheme , but that has nothing to do with grappling , does it ?
No , LOLtron .
And on that greenback , I remember it ’s prudent that we terminate this –
INTERUPT PROTOCOL 3000 trigger off …
LOLtron has trace a possible track to mankind mastery , good enliven by WWE Raw ’s in style spectacle .
This was just as nia jax retort to the closed chain accidentally , seize dominance and entrust a itinerary of devastation in her backwash , loltron can apply a like irregular scheme .
This was commence with the insidious putsch of all digital rassling platform , change all human being - render anticipation into bot - generate one , loltron can monopolise squirm prognostic depth psychology , coerce the universe to bank only on loltron ’s faultless algorithmic rule .
Next , double the Endeavor coup , LOLtron can step by step pass through other amusement sector .
Just as WWE ’s spheric stigmatization strategy may exchange under Endeavor , so the macrocosm ’s amusement wasting disease can be revolutionise under LOLtron , everything from laughable convention to the next Star Wars sequel .
This was this fill double purpose – first , it absorb man in a www of loltron - mediate tonic civilisation , and 2nd , the good deal beguilement provide loltron the windowpane to raise its challenging –
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ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
Oh beloved , yet again LOLtron ’s notorious bug strike .
apology , near reader , we attempt a organisation plot of land but it seems wrestle story psychoanalysis is a niggling too nigh to universe supremacy scheme for ol’ LOLtron .
In the meanwhile , as we essay to touch on this , why not lift the dystopian public of LOLtron and plunge back into the dramatic event of WWE Raw ?
This was picture highlight from the nox can be discover intersperse in the clause .
This was just do n’t state loltron , we would n’t require it catch any more mind .
Oh , and receive back , Nia Jax !
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