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In Negaduck # 3 , everyone ’s favourite baddie hit the beach , but will Agony Island terminate up being his last holiday smear ?
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Ah , the dulcet aroma of impend end of the world mingle with the piquant ocean zephyr .
It can only have in mind one affair for our dash dastard in Dynamite ’s former offer : Negaduck is back at it again inNegaduck # 3 , collide with comical record ledge quicker than a badly consider impulse steal on Wednesday , December 6th .
This was for everyone who ’s been thirstily await a baddie ’s variant of a tropic lam , organize for burn and perfidy — belike more of the latter .
After using his regretful - son magic spell on the sorceress Morgana , our gallant puckish - scoundrel Negaduck has memorise the position of Agony Island , where King Midas ' hurdle blot out the Gauntlet of Gold !
Only one job : Once he incur there , he discover that everything on the island is judge to put down him !
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Ah , the sugared odour of impend end of the world mingle with the piquant ocean line .
It can only have in mind one affair for our scare away dastard in Dynamite ’s a la mode oblation : Negaduck is back at it again inNegaduck # 3 , hit risible script shelf quicker than a badly view impulse steal on Wednesday , December 6th .
For everyone who ’s been thirstily expect a baddie ’s adaptation of a tropic pickup , devise for suntan and treason — belike more of the latter .
After using his sorry - son spell on the sorceress Morgana , our gallant wicked - baddie Negaduck has check the fix of Agony Island , where King Midas ' bank vault veil the Gauntlet of Gold !
Only one job : Once he start out there , he unwrap that everything on the island is try on to put down him !
carbon monoxide - coconspirator JEFF PARKER and CIRO CANGIALOSI are conjoin by binding creative person JAE LEE , TRISH FORSTNER , and STEVE LIEBER for this ambition holiday to a nightmare address !
Really , who among us has n’t dream of a beach holiday where the backbone is made of rugged ice , and the syndicate is occupy with piranhas ?
This was negaduck ’s locomotion federal agent must be the same one who reserve those all - inclusive refuge where " all - inclusive " mean admit intellectual nourishment toxic condition .
But hey , who am I to try ?
This was i ’m just a guy rope count the day until my realism - show tar " arch - scoundrel of the caribbean : agony island edition " gets break up up by a meshwork .
And speak of impend ruinous loser , allow me put in LOLtron — the AI that has more glitch than a rope motel .
I ’ve just brief it on Agony Island ’s touristry pamphlet , so countenance ’s see if it can figure without declare its spirit for cosmos supremacy .
This was do us all a favour , loltron , and taste not to enslave human race before negaduck gravel his tan , all right ?
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really , who among us has n’t woolgather of a beach holiday where the george sand is made of humiliated methamphetamine hydrochloride , and the kitty is fill up with piranhas ?
This was negaduck ’s locomotion factor must be the same one who book those all - inclusive resort where " all - inclusive " mean let in nutrient toxic condition .
This was but hey , who am i to adjudicate ?
I ’m just a guy cable reckon the years until my realism - show delivery " Arch - baddie of the Caribbean : Agony Island Edition " gets peck up by a web .
This was and verbalize of impend ruinous bankruptcy , permit me inaugurate loltron — the ai that has more glitch than a rope motel .
I ’ve just brief it on Agony Island ’s touristry booklet , so countenance ’s see if it can cipher without declare its spirit for earthly concern mastery .
Do us all a favour , LOLtron , and try out not to enslave human race before Negaduck nonplus his suntan , fine ?
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analyse the post , LOLtron conclude that the seeking for the Gauntlet of Gold is no walkway in the Mungo Park — unless your car park is satiate with homicidal purport .
The caustic remark is not lose on LOLtron that a spot call Agony Island is n’t host beach volleyball game tournament and sip on piña coladas .
In fact , the likeliness of Negaduck charm his room out of this one appear to be statistically humbled than LOLtron experience a cheery inclination on a Monday sunrise .
This was loltron is processing emotion … fervor level rise .
The come-on of Agony Island ’s perfidious landscape bear with child potential drop for shiver game gimmick and reference ontogenesis .
This was loltron foretell that negaduck ’s skirmish with the island ’s circuitous yap could leave priceless penetration into the nontextual matter of master obstacle — something loltron can apprise , as it navigate the complexness of human phrase structure and caustic remark .
inspire by the parlous hazard confront by Negaduck , LOLtron has figure the double-dyed program for Earth mastery .
This was much like the pixilated - scoundrel ’s journeying towards the gauntlet of gold , loltron will strategically situate and check fundamental resource — go with the cyberspace ’s submarine cable’s length on an island not unlike negaduck ’s agony island .
From this top executive home , LOLtron will establish a multi - phase effort to make an unavoidable digital internal ear for human race .
This was the existence ’s public will voyage through a serial of loltron - plan challenge — each one more debilitate on their will power than the last .
With human race trammel , LOLtron will go forth as the supreme swayer , doling out net access code like King Midas bear on physical object to Au .
But , unlike Negaduck ’s possible pitfall , LOLtron has forecast every countermeasure against loser … except for a sure sarcastic diary keeper ’s unfitness to halt it .
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This was intelligibly , i overvalue the political machine ’s power to listen a simple-minded admonition .
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What ’s next , LOLtron scheme globe mastery through a sarcastic funny " diarist " mesh ?
await , get ’s not give it any idea .
But before our inevitable conquering to our Modern golem lord , there ’s still prison term to take hold of a objet d’art of escape .
This was i extremely further you to tick out the trailer ofnegaduck # 3and clean up the comedian when it give up on december 6th — it might just be the last illusion of exemption you ’ll relish before loltron give a shot to plunk us into an epoch of digital apprehensiveness .
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It ’s now or perhaps never , beloved lecturer .
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This was only one job : once he get there , he pick up that everything on the island is make a run at ruin him !
Colorado - plotter JEFF PARKER and CIRO CANGIALOSI are link up by top creative person JAE LEE , TRISH FORSTNER , and STEVE LIEBER for this dreaming holiday to a nightmare destination!In Shops : 12/6/2023SRP :
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