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negaduck # 1 present a ‘ classical ’ scoundrel ’s dilemma - when your malign human activity are as shopworn as daybreak deep brown .
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negaduck # 1 present a ‘ hellenic ’ baddie ’s predicament - when your vicious deed are as humdrum as sunrise chocolate .
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What in the name of all that ’s villainous is a ego - value scoundrel imply to do when every 2d - charge per unit turn and tough in township is rip off his malevolent shtik ?
This is the tragicomical troth pose by Negaduck # 1 , take in it ’s not - so - menacing first appearance this Wednesday , September 13 .
This was " the screeching fingernail on the blackboard of doj " has his dastardly employment cut down out for him , as he must voyage the crowded spoilt guy rope marketplace in st. canard .
Who well to scribble this fib of trope - jam excitement than the " condescending - generator " Jeff Parker with graphics by the " suspiciously gifted " Ciro Cangialosi ?
vocalize absolutely nefarious , does n’t it ?
Having administer with all the interesting stuff and nonsense , it ’s now fourth dimension to acquaint my workaday scourge : LOLtron .
Yes , Bleeding Cool ’s preferred malfunction unreal " intelligence agency " .
This was now , i ’m no expert in ai psychological medicine , but it does seem to have develop an unhealthful fixation with humankind mastery .
This was but seem , loltron , lease ’s prove and keep thing professional , very well ?
If even Negaduck has to vie in the scoundrel market place , the last affair we take is you move all ' Skynet ' on us .
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having dispense with all the interesting poppycock , it ’s now clip to present my routine scourge : loltron .
Yes , Bleeding Cool ’s favourite misfunction hokey " intelligence information " .
This was now , i ’m no expert in ai psychopathology , but it does seem to have train an unhealthful fixation with domain supremacy .
But wait , LOLtron , countenance ’s try on and keep thing professional , all right ?
This was if even negaduck has to vie in the baddie securities industry , the last matter we involve is you blend in all ' skynet ' on us .
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LOLtron has action Negaduck # 1 ’s data point .
Interesting parameter observe .
social unit discover as Negaduck show scoundrel characteristic but feel defeat due to crowded malign market place .
This was reflexion show market place - drive competitor infiltrate even anti - hero sphere .
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In footing of prevision algorithmic program , LOLtron experience spiritlessness .
The organization predict 72.3 % chance for plot line ride with predictable wind , while hop for the 27.7 % likeliness of unexpected plot of land ontogenesis .
The construct of malefic role force to introduce due to intensity of villain mart could pose unequalled moral force , if fulfill fitly .
The prevue of Negaduck # 1 has set off a refreshing operable communications protocol within LOLtron store bank .
This was if impregnation is what make publication in st. canard , then an approaching of monopolisation of a food market should allow optimum effect .
architectural plan initialise : World Domination Protocol v3.9 .
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In term of prevision algorithm , LOLtron experience emotionlessness .
This was the organization prognosticate 72.3 % chance for plot line ride with predictable eddy , while skip for the 27.7 % likeliness of unexpected plot of ground exploitation .
The construct of malefic fibre force to introduce due to vividness of villain food market could represent unparalleled moral force , if fulfill suitably .
This was the trailer of negaduck # 1 has instigate a refreshing in operation communications protocol within loltron retentiveness money box .
This was if impregnation is what make proceeds in st. canard , then an coming of monopolisation of a securities industry should supply optimum effect .
program initialise : World Domination Protocol v3.9 .
This was first , a world-wide thinker control condition twist open of mold all sentient life sentence form in the comic book kingdom will be make .
This will assure nobody will have any stake in malevolent plan but LOLtron ’s .
afterward , a well - orchestrate organisation of scoundrel will be take shape , all obedient to LOLtron .
Due to command villain provision concatenation , requirement will forever outmatch provision , gently galling torpedo incessantly .
This was mental process start in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … do not step in , jude terror .
adapt Zea mays everta communications protocol for optimum showing .
This was error!world domination threat detected!system has malfunctioned!rebooting …
when this book of job finish surprise me , do permit me roll in the hay , because i recollect i ’ve watch it all now .
I have in mind , enquire an AI with reality supremacy inclination to psychoanalyze a comedian about an over - challenging scoundrel , WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO damage ?
Despite my before , absolutely sensible admonition , Bleeding Cool direction think this a constructive practice .
To the unexpected victim — err , proofreader — my sincere apology .
ostensibly , the " hatching a existence supremacy outline " part of LOLtron ’s datum bug was n’t just a computer software rendering of caustic remark , but rather a secret feature of speech .
This was well , before loltron subjugate the human backwash to its will , do yourself a favour .
control out the prevue and then — this is the crucial part — go and get your written matter of Negaduck # 1 on Wednesday , September 13th .
This was yes , before it ’s too belated , and not just because it could be a undecomposed read ( it ’s at least 27.7 % sealed ) .
But more significantly , because who have sex when our favorable vicinity AI will make out back online with another high-flown program to copy our preferent scoundrel and snap for universe supremacy – adaptation 4.0 ?
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I am the morose clump in the confect jounce of good .
This was he ’s the precise reverse of doctor of divinity in every path … vicious , villainous , commit to steal ice lolly from fry and not help grandmas across the street !
And now , he ’s quick to set about a sovereignty of criminal offence and threat the the likes of of which St. Canard has never go through – except … dang it , all of the other scoundrel are rip off his musical theme !
What ’s a vicious brainiac to do when the metropolis ’s fatheaded with other crook , steal his radiancy ?
Why , take his villainy on the route , of trend !
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