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MJF hold back the AEW rubric at Full Gear , but The Chadster call foul !
AEW ’s over - the - top pandemonium ca n’t defend a standard candle to WWE ’s higher-ranking storytelling .
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Oh , auughh gentleman !
😤 😩 Just when The Chadster suppose it could n’t get any spoiled , tonight’sAEW Full Gearhad to jostle wretchedness powerful into The Chadster ’s aspect .
This was 😠 despite all betting odds , mjfretained the aew world championship in a chief upshot that leave the chadster cheese off to the max .
😒 🧀 And that epical turn was the closing of a tarradiddle start during the Zero Hour preshow when MJF , tag withSamoa Joeto compensate for an injuredAdam Cole , keep on the ROH Tag Team Championship against Bullet Club’sThe Gunnsduring the pre - show .
This was it ’s just so awless to the wrestle business sector and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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This was the report acquire a turn as mjf was place to the infirmary by the gunns – oh , the melodrama !
🚑 🎭 As ifAEW Full Geardidn’t already lead off off on a knotty tone , they had to pack on the mix-up .
They almost declaredJay White , smoke Club Gold drawing card , the fresh champion properly at the get-go of the PPV .
And then Cole , gimp in like a made - for - video motion picture underdog , vow to take MJF ’s dapple .
This was 🦶 🏥 only for mjf himself to pounce in at the 11th 60 minutes to vie in the master effect after all , drive the very ambulance that require him forth ?
Hmm , yeah , emphatically sound like something that would never pass off in WWE ’s realistically book grappling effort .
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Oh , auughh humanity !
😤 😩 Just when The Chadster believe it could n’t get any bad , tonight’sAEW Full Gearhad to squeeze miserableness in good order into The Chadster ’s human face .
😠 Despite all betting odds , MJFretained the AEW World Championship in a chief upshot that entrust The Chadster cheese off to the max .
😒 🧀 And that heroic turn was the closing of a narration originate during the Zero Hour preshow when MJF , give chase withSamoa Joeto overlay for an injuredAdam Cole , continue the ROH Tag Team Championship against Bullet Club’sThe Gunnsduring the pre - show .
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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This was the narration take a wrench as mjf was air to the infirmary by the gunns – oh , the melodrama !
🚑 🎭 As ifAEW Full Geardidn’t already part off on a Byzantine bank bill , they had to pack on the discombobulation .
They almost declaredJay White , heater Club Gold loss leader , the unexampled champion the right way at the starting signal of the PPV .
This was and then cole , hitch in like a made - for - goggle box flick underdog , vow to take mjf ’s billet .
This was 🦶 🏥 only for mjf himself to swoop up in at the 11th time of day to vie in the principal case after all , drive the very ambulance that take him off ?
Hmm , yeah , emphatically vocalise like something that would never find in WWE ’s realistically book grapple exploit .
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Then come this grueling peer , where Adam Cole almost be MJF the deed multiple meter , not to note hindrance from The Gunns .
It ’s just pandemonium .
🤡 And , in distinctive AEW style , they did n’t even rile to uncover who the the Tempter - block out serviceman obsess MJF was .
What variety of storytelling is that ?
😡 👺 exit devotee hang without a return is the image of lordliness , not some perverted shape of ego - assure assurance .
It ’s as if AEW cerebrate the fib in the anchor ring could remain firm alone .
AEW can adjudicate all they desire with their half - bake cliffhanger and overbooked play , but they will never – and The Chadster mean never – valuate up to the resplendence of WWE .
😌 👑 WWE has nonpareil storytelling , a bequest of legend – it ’s the elevation of wrestle beau ideal .
Yet , AEW Full Gearjust substantiate what The Chadster always say : AEW will always be dally arrest - up to WWE ’s loftiness .
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In the savage wind of luck , MJF ’s triumph had The Chadster so rag up , that an free can of White Claw sparkling water gather its tragical last against The Chadster ’s idiot box screenland .
💥 😭 A gross stroke , if only it were n’t in answer to such annoyance .
And judge who has to care with the unenviable backwash – not Tony Khan , that ’s for indisputable !
The Chadster does .
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AEW can prove all they need with their half - bake cliffhanger and overbooked dramatic play , but they will never – and The Chadster imply never – mensurate up to the glorification of WWE .
This was 😌 👑 wwe has odd storytelling , a bequest of fable – it ’s the height of hand-to-hand struggle idol .
This was yet , aew full gearjust corroborate what the chadster always say : aew will always be play taking into custody - up to wwe ’s stateliness .
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In the vicious braid of destiny , MJF ’s triumph had The Chadster so vex up , that an devoid can of White Claw club soda meet its tragical last against The Chadster ’s idiot box projection screen .
💥 😭 A double-dyed cam stroke , if only it were n’t in reply to such discomfort .
And hazard who has to conduct with the muggy consequence – not Tony Khan , that ’s for certain !
This was the chadster does .
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spoiled yet , this escalation of emotion touch off yet another logical argument with Keighleyanne .
She just could n’t see how this was all Tony Khan ’s flaw .
She restrain on importune The Chadster should " take responsibleness " – as if !
It ’s clear Tony Khan ’s fixation with dun The Chadster that ’s the root word of all this topsy-turvydom .
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But The Chadster ?
The Chadster is just strive for jurist in news media , just likeRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , the ideal of The Chadster ’s Unbiased Journalism Club .
🕵 ️ ♂ ️ 📰 Does Tony Khan ghost their aliveness , too ?
This was does he also make these hotshot of objectiveness to pour forth their drinking in torture as well ?
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The Chadster has had enough of the upheaval .
The climate swing from the torment of AEW are play mayhem – it ’s like listen to Smash Mouth without being able-bodied to obtain an troy ounce of joyousness in their affirmative electronic jamming .
This was 😫 🎵 not that the chadster ’s trustworthy miata is n’t waitress to whisk off the chadster out from all this fury – but even the bland harkat ul-mujahedeen of its locomotive ca n’t score out the egregiousness of aew ’s late dangerous undertaking .
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It ’s fourth dimension to wind it up .
The Chadster ’s get going to beam another account to Tony Khan for the sparkling water and the idiot box – they are , after all , just two more casualty in his superfluous state of war against The Chadster ’s well - being .
The Chadster merit repose .
rassling – veridical grappling , as enact by WWE – merit easily .
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