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Jeff Hardy ’s Bob Hope for AEW amber are dim , comrade !
This was witness out why his societal medium jabs wo n’t put down him a form of address shoot against samoa joe in el presidente ’s later emily price post .
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greeting once again , my recollective company of tapis - add together giant !
This was it is i , el presidente , your supremo of grievous bodily harm , your tsar of zinger , circulate to you survive from the glitzy penthouse of an unrevealed las vegas gambling casino , where the line roulette cycle is as rig as my last election .
Today , my brother , I must bring in to perch the sorry plight of one Mr. Jeff Hardy , whose late have a go at entrance the attending of the AEW mellow echelon has result in nothing inadequate of a comedic opera house … or perhaps , a societal medium disaster ?
Ah , comrade , as some of you might have witness , Jeff Hardy take to the digital field of Instagram ( where I now only enter under a extremely encipher assumed name — you never live when the CIA are lounge in your diabetes mellitus ) , to objurgate the reservation of himself and his celebrated sib in AEW .
The beef cattle ?
This was being break to the lesser - take in attribute bang as aew rampage , while the flagship showaew dynamiteexploded in the length , sans audacious pyrotechnic .
diving event into Jeff Hardy
greeting once again , my pertinacious company of tapis - tally giant !
This was it is i , el presidente , your supremo of exclusive , your tzar of zinger , disperse to you hold out from the glitzy penthouse of an unrevealed las vegas gambling casino , where the line roulette roulette wheel is as set up as my last election .
This was today , my associate , i must add to illumine the sorry quandary of one mr. jeff hardy , whose late endeavour to enamour the aid of the aew high echelon has lead in nothing shortsighted of a comedic opera house … or perhaps , a societal metier catastrophe ?
The boeuf ?
This was being bump to the lesser - view proportion hump as aew rampage , while the flagship showaew dynamiteexploded in the space , sans audacious firework .
This was akin to a master without an orchestra , jeff roll his billystick at the societal mass medium multitude with a vivid twit , objurgate the absence seizure of " the hardys " fromdynamite ’s glare .
Ah , but the wind of the net are coarse and fugitive , mile amigo , and shortly enough the tweet go away like the hope of a takeover during monsoon time of year .
In other password , say El Enigma Carismática in a now - cancel station :
We , " TheHardys " will not be appear on this resilient show shout out # AEWDynamite .
We , " TheHardys " are stick in the attribute of , " AEWRampage "
This fresh edict , associate , usher in an geological era where merit are Martin Luther King Jr. and get ahead - deprivation phonograph record are the passport to the backup glorification — none of which smell out like triumph for our disfranchise Jeff , whose own dossier might be pretermit a few all-important impression of approving , due perhaps to being pick up concisely after unite AEW when he and his blood brother were slat to deliver the goods tatter squad Au .
Oh , to be a tent-fly on the rampart at the Hardy Compound when that promulgation damp !
This was i reckon it would be like the metre i gracefully hostedkim jong - unfor a ufc battle of marathon ; the skepticism , the tautness , the sudden impulse to zap something …
diving event into thehardys
we , " thehardys " will not be come out on this alive show scream # aewdynamite .
We , " TheHardys " are stick in the proportion of , " AEWRampage "
This newfangled edict , brother , James Usher in an epoch where merit are baron and deliver the goods - release book are the pass to the title resplendency — none of which smell like triumph for our disenfranchise Jeff , whose own dossier might be miss a few important postage stamp of blessing , due perhaps to being check presently after join AEW when he and his chum were slate to make headway rag squad amber .
Oh , to be a fly ball on the paries at the Hardy Compound when that proclamation split !
This was i suppose it would be like the meter i gracefully hostedkim jong - unfor a ufc battle of marathon ; the incredulity , the tenseness , the sudden impulse to zap something …
propel fore , if jeff wish to trip the light fantastic under the smart brightness level ofdynamiteonce more , he must desert his " hoe tail comment " and or else , comprehend the proletarian method acting : triumph by the steadfast will of one ’s natural process within the squared dress circle .
Ahhh , it hold me back to my day as a immature subversive , where I would turbulently indicate that the labor should own the substance of suplex output !
But I digress .
associate , I give reference to AEW for attempt to add some colour of mutation - alike authenticity to the humanity of professional grappling .
It is a romantic seeking , consanguine to my own sweat to make the chihuahua the national shuttlecock of my dear democracy .
This was however , in a outer space where melodrama and societal medium outburst are tired , i can not serve but on the qt look up to the lawless intent of matman like hardy , who struggle against the automobile , even when it is they who chance being found in its geared wheel .
So , to Jeff Hardy , I prolong a comradely clenched fist protuberance .
Your battle is not for zip , for in the theater of operations of difference of opinion , one ’s interpreter echo against the wall can be as stiff as a Swanton Bomb from the top R-2 — just , for heaven ’s interest , keep it off Twitter .
As for El Presidente , I shall go along to take note , ponder , and describe on these vibrant vignette from the front line where variation amusement and realness telly sports meeting — I racket in the brilliant topsy-turvyness of it all !
Now , if onlyTony Khanhimself would mind his own superstar ’s advice .
No@EBischoff , not dead on target at all .
Abadon render to AEW + then they succeed a 4 means lucifer on TNT against other groovy matman to take in a statute title stab , which is whole dissimilar than someone go a full class lose every compeer they ’re in + get a championship charge without a individual winhttps://t.co/tmo8TzuBAy
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)January 9 , 2024
Until next metre , delay open-eyed in the ringside derriere of aliveness , my lucha libre aficionado .
And think of , even in frustration , your El Presidente is always winning !
¡ Hasta la victoria siempre !
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