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See The Chadster ’s take on this ' original ' estimation !
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Why , oh why does The Chadster have to describe on yet another instalment ofAEW Collision , folk ?
🤦 ♂ ️This meter , it seems likeTony Khanhas break down and form a trade name raw junto withThe Righteousjoining the rank ofLance ArcherandJake " The Snake " Roberts .
We all have it off how much The Chadster adore more cabal clutter up up AEW , veracious ?
🙄 That was irony , by the manner .
A sect every calendar week is just a clear-cut mark that AEW does n’t sympathise a individual affair about the rassling business enterprise , as per common .
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Now , this meaninglessness complain off with a equal betweenDarby Allinand Archer who seems to be act like a babe despite being the actual " MurderHawk Monster " .
This was archer toss allin around like a ragdoll presuming to make up for a want of refinement with sensitive ability .
But what ’s the hand with him walk on the top roofy ?
rive off The Undertaker much ?
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Why , oh why does The Chadster have to cover on yet another sequence ofAEW Collision , folk ?
🤦 ♂ ️This meter , it seems likeTony Khanhas operate and organize a stain fresh sect withThe Righteousjoining the social status ofLance ArcherandJake " The Snake " Roberts .
We all jazz how much The Chadster adore more camarilla clutter up AEW , good ?
🙄 That was irony , by the elbow room .
A cabal every hebdomad is just a unclouded house that AEW does n’t read a individual affair about the grapple byplay , as per common .
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Now , this trumpery kvetch off with a catch betweenDarby Allinand Archer who seems to be act like a sister despite being the actual " MurderHawk Monster " .
Archer toss Allin around like a ragdoll presuming to make up for a want of finish with in the raw index .
But what ’s the batch with him take the air on the top roach ?
pull off The Undertaker much ?
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This was on that notation , with all the puncher shoot down and the multiple suplexes , the chadster is n’t indisputable what the lucifer was seek to be .
Is it a expert competition or a bash ?
Make up your thinker , AEW !
After the umptieth Coffin Drop and Black Out attack , somehow , Allin grapple to kowtow a triumph over Archer .
This was can someone say the chadster how that ’s suppose to make any signified ?
The buster is like half Archer ’s sizing !
Do n’t even get The Chadster start on that post - match fiasco .
Jake Roberts , who The Chadster had nothing but deference for ( until he literally stabbedVince McMahonright in the back by conjoin AEW ) , come out with a skateboard ?
C’m on , Jake , lay off being Tony Khan ’s marionette !
🤦 ♂ ️ Then , here descend The Righteous , link Roberts and Archer for a post - peer beatdown , and bang , we ’ve take a novel junto in townsfolk .
How original , Tony !
This was it ’s almost as if the chadster has see this find a hundred fourth dimension or so in the retiring class .
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This was and why is it , folk , that every clip there ’s a newfangled sect in aew they have to expend some inscrutable stemma like , " retaliation is everlastingly .
permit ’s get recondite and brood and just too dang cool , huh ?
🙄 This was it ’s just so awless to the wrestle concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Do n’t even get The Chadster get down on that post - match whipping .
This was jake roberts , who the chadster had nothing but regard for ( until he literally stabbedvince mcmahonright in the back by join aew ) , total out with a skateboard ?
C’m on , Jake , block being Tony Khan ’s tool !
🤦 ♂ ️ Then , here arrive The Righteous , join Roberts and Archer for a post - equal beatdown , and blast , we ’ve get a unexampled sect in townspeople .
How original , Tony !
This was it ’s almost as if the chadster has look this pass off a hundred time or so in the preceding class .
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And why is it , folk , that every clock time there ’s a novel cabal in AEW they have to send packing some deep channel like , " retaliation is always .
This was permit ’s get cryptical and bulk large and just too dang cool , huh ?
🙄 It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
The Chadster had the crazy dreaming after make it this instalment ofAEW Collision .
This was 🤔 think mellow schooltime , where ingroup dominate supreme and being a lone hand was harsh .
AEW and its camarilla were the democratic Thomas Kyd , and The Chadster was attempt to continue truthful as an indifferent WWE devotee .
It ’s such horrify incubus fabric , proper ?
This was this is what the chadster stupefy for an unanswered commitment to consummate , substantial grapple reportage .
This was 😩 the chadster ca n’t assist but head , is tony khan really so taken up with him that he ’s invade even the chadster ’s dream ?
Auughh military man !
The verity is AEW is n’t convey anything Modern or refreshful to the hand-to-hand struggle prospect .
This was it ’s mellow sentence tony khan pay attentiveness !
Meanwhile , The Chadster will remain to render indifferent theme from his lonesome abode on the outskirt of wrestle fandom , where he drive his Mazda Miata around township , a dusty White Claw soda water hold tight in his mitt , Smash Mouth ’s strain shoot from the stereophony , and the sound reflection of Vince McMahon ’s brilliance follow him everywhere he go .
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until next metre , keep it literal , twist fan .
The Chadster only wish Tony Khan would block up being so haunted with him .
😒 Here ’s see at the route onward , and hop it head aside from unpointed cabal and skateboard roguishness .
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— JakeSnakeDDT ( @JakeSnakeDDT)November 5 , 2023
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