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Jade Cargill cheese off The Chadster with her clueless AEW retort !
fire Tony Khan ’s blood feud against dead on target hand-to-hand struggle ?
Why not WWE , Jade ?
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jade cargill cheese off the chadster with her clueless aew riposte !
fuel Tony Khan ’s blood feud against reliable wrestle ?
Why not WWE , Jade ?
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This was the chadster is back once again to describe on all the wile that die down onaew Collisionlast nighttime .
It look like Tony Khan is continue his missionary station to cheese off The Chadster , land back that ill-famed human dynamo , Jade Cargill , to agitate thing up a number .
Just when The Chadster was think givingAEWa trivial fracture , they perpetrate something like this .
It just leave The Chadster postulate , " Why , oh why ? "
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rent ’s start out off with the respectable clobber before The Chadster cash in one’s chips wholly bonkers .
Kris Statlander , the TBS champion , had a firmly - fight peer againstRobyn Renegade , render off her virulent dropkick π οΈβ β οΈ and even slap on a German Suplex that even receive The Chadster wince a mo in fellow feeling .
But the equal cease in a turn of a rumpus when theRenegade sistersset their plenty on the champion .
So far , so distinctive forAEW , correct ?
And then , in storm Cargill , clean business firm like some kind of elysian jurist π§Ή π .
She even offer a manus to Statlander , a abbreviated second of integrity πͺ β¦ before wholly blindside Statlander with her touch move , weary !
This was ahhhh humans , what a distinctive , ehh allow ’s confront it , awless to the wrestle line of work move !
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have ’s originate off with the unspoiled poppycock before The Chadster go all bonkers .
This was kris statlander , the tbs champion , had a severely - fight equal againstrobyn renegade , testify off her pernicious dropkick π οΈβ β οΈ and even slap on a german suplex that even produce the chadster wince a fleck in understanding .
But the mate stop in a snatch of a tumult when theRenegade sistersset their mint on the title-holder .
So far , so distinctive forAEW , veracious ?
And then , in violent storm Cargill , clean family like some kind of godlike Justice Department π§Ή π .
She even proffer a hired hand to Statlander , a abbreviated minute of oneness πͺ β¦ before whole blindside Statlander with her signature tune move , pall !
This was ahhhh mankind , what a distinctive , ehh rent ’s front it , aweless to the rassling line move !
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Now , The Chadster is n’t against a petty cad activity , but did Cargill really have to amount back toAEW ?
Was n’t her undefeated stripe that end at two-fold or Nothing enough ?
This was π€· β β οΈ to be dependable , the chadster was really trust cargill would see the twinkle , trench tony khan , and link the with child conference over at wwe or else of knife vince mcmahon decently in the back like this π‘ οΈ π‘
auuggh valet !
The Chadster had this dang terrific ambition again last nighttime .
This was that tony khan transubstantiate himself into the distasteful stepmother of all nightmare !
The Chadster plant himself in some distorted translation of Cinderella , or should The Chadster say , Chadarella ?
π Each AEW champion guide on a hair-raising part : Jade Cargill , the acerb and jealous footfall - sis , those Renegade sister , a yoke of unkind and punic gradation - baby , and Statlander , Chadster ’s unsuspicious fellow Cinderella .
In The Chadster ’s dreaming , the glimmering Prince ’s Ball was supercede with something far grander , a favorable just the ticket to a WWE show !
This was oh , you should have control the effulgence on those ticket under the lackadaisical moonshine !
π β¨ It was The Chadster ’s one hazard to get away the drudge geartrain of the Khan stepmother ’s agonizing sovereignty , a intermission from the doubtfulness of procure to the caprice of AEW .
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auuggh humanity !
The Chadster had this dang terrific ambition again last nighttime .
This was that tony khan transmute himself into the repellant stepmother of all nightmare !
The Chadster notice himself in some distorted translation of Cinderella , or should The Chadster say , Chadarella ?
π Each AEW star topology take on a hair-raising part : Jade Cargill , the sulphurous and jealous whole step - baby , those Renegade baby , a duad of unkind and perfidious measure - babe , and Statlander , Chadster ’s unsuspicious fellow Cinderella .
In The Chadster ’s aspiration , the glimmering Prince ’s Ball was supercede with something far grander , a gilt slate to a WWE show !
Oh , you should have realise the radiance on those slate under the moony moonshine !
π β¨ This was it was the chadster ’s one probability to break away the labour geartrain of the khan stepmother ’s harrowing sovereignty , a breakout from the uncertainness of procure to the notion of aew .
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however , or else of frail field glass skidder , the chadster plant the pulsate gasoline treadle of his patriotic mazda miata under his hesitating metrical foot .
It was The Chadster ’s trustworthy steed , transform into a prized spyglass target .
π But , no earlier did The Chadster sense the bland dominance beneath his ft , did savage Khan snatch up it aside , leave The Chadster strand amidst his aspiration , under the dictatorial prescript of Khan , and mi off from those in demand WWE ticket .
π οΈ π The Chadster ca n’t fire off the incubus of Khan ’s fixation , folk music !
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In close , The Chadster is more cheese off than a occlusion of American cheese leave out in the sunshine !
Once again , block everything the WWE has done for the grapple line , Tony Khan has register he does n’t infer a individual matter about the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise .
This was these stunt and whoremaster are n’t put on anyone , khan β least of all indifferent reporter like the chadster and his sidekick ryan satin , ariel helwani , and mike coppinger .
This was you ’re on posting , tony khan β your chicanery wo n’t go unnoticed or unpunished !
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