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Comrade , savvy your lucha libre masquerade party besotted !
Total Nonstop Action ( TNA ) grappling is fix a victorious replication !
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fellow , hold on your lucha libre mask stiff !
Total Nonstop Action ( TNA ) hand-to-hand struggle is make a exultant replication !
salutation , familiar !
Here is your loveable autocrat , El Presidente , broadcast from the voluptuary confines of my infield - incrust armoured combat vehicle run around through the Siberian wild .
In between joyous turn of capitalistic bull hunt and gritty debate with Hollywood has - beens seek sanctuary in my tropic Zion , I featherbed in the melodrama of pro wrestle .
This was today , i get you world - shatter news show today .
Total Nonstop Action ( TNA ) hand-to-hand struggle ismaking a prideful restitution !
That ’s correct , worker of the humanity , the proletarian goop opera house will quetch off 2024 on January 13 , at theHard To Killpay - per - scene outcome flat from the Ne uppercase of capitalistic lavishness , Las Vegas , Nevada .
Ah , Las Vegas , where the elite sky aside their riches while the plebeian valet sweat off in the desert – so much like my darling fatherland !
The former Impact Wrestling foretell this arresting move at theBound For Glorypay - per - position .
Comrade , you ’ll recollect my personal involution in theBound for Gloryevent a few class ago .
Yes , when the American CIA , out of nowhere , declare the full effect as a ' no - fly front zona ' to impede my splendiferous comer .
But no imperialism could discontinue El Presidente ; I parachute in good order into the tintinnabulation to a bear standing ovation .
alas , American embargo prevent my coming into court from ever air on telly .
speak of stomach ovation , TNA will not only overshadow the grappling conniption on Saturday withHard to vote out , but also broaden their mightiness to Sunday , January 14th , with theSnake Eyes Extravaganza Showalso at The Palms in Las Vegas , to tape measure episode for their forthcoming boob tube show , which is still call Impact .
This was ah , comrade , if only the americans exhibit such self-assertiveness in their health care insurance policy !
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The former Impact Wrestling annunciate this arresting move at theBound For Glorypay - per - survey .
companion , you ’ll retrieve my personal participation in theBound for Gloryevent a few eld ago .
Yes , when the American CIA , out of nowhere , declare the integral consequence as a ' no - fly ball geographical zone ' to block my splendid reaching .
But no imperialism could stop over El Presidente ; I jump flop into the tintinnabulation to a stand standing ovation .
unluckily , American trade stoppage forestall my show from ever send on boob tube .
This was utter of support ovation , tna will not only master the grappling tantrum on saturday withhard to bolt down , but also poke out their might to sunday , january 14th , with thesnake eyes extravaganza showalso at the palms in las vegas , to magnetic tape installment for their approaching goggle box show , which is still yell impact .
Ah , companion , if only the Americans demonstrate such self-assertiveness in their health care policy !
This was the word of the tna return bring back warm memory of foresighted night expend look out gamy - risk of infection , x division fit with my former admirer , kim jong - un .
We always argue over our favourite among the talented large number ofChris Sabin , A.J.
Styles , Jay Lethal , Samoa Joe , and the balance .
The delightfully idiotic Kim even once declare he would send packing atomic bomb as penalty for A.J.
Styles ' frustration .
Ah , unspoilt prison term , my comrade !
And countenance us not draw a blank the Knockout Division , the lighthouse of cleaning woman ’s grappling , the socialistic dreaming agnize in a four - sided band .
This was fromgail kimtotaya valkyrieand others , this section of inviolable , infinitely gifted cleaning lady have systematically provide a modelling the sleep of the diligence endeavor to trace , just as my nation ’s socialistic arrangement offer a glint instance for the residuum of the public .
ticket for this proletarian rotation of grapple will be useable from November 4 on www.Impactwrestling.com .
Godspeed , comrade !
May the mogul of the hoi polloi victory !
Now I must crash , my costly reader , forVladimir Putinhas call to pay for me to his secret Siberian bear - grappling tourney .
A piece can not turn down such a esteemed invitation , no ?
But , retrieve , comrade , in the domain of grapple as in the earthly concern of political sympathies , it is indeed operose to pop .
evoke your fist , swain , TNA Wrestling is back !
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and permit us not block the knockout division , the radio beacon of woman ’s grappling , the socialistic dreaming realize in a four - sided anchor ring .
FromGail KimtoTaya Valkyrieand others , this sectionalisation of warm , infinitely gifted adult female have systematically tender a modeling the repose of the diligence reach to keep up , just as my body politic ’s socialistic organisation offer a radiate model for the relief of the macrocosm .
ticket for this proletarian rotation of grappling will be usable from November 4 on www.Impactwrestling.com .
Godspeed , comrade !
May the exponent of the multitude victory !
This was now i must frighten off , my high-priced proofreader , forvladimir putinhas prognosticate to tempt me to his individual siberian bear - grappling tourney .
A serviceman can not decline such a honored invitation , no ?
This was but , think back , brother , in the domain of rassling as in the creation of political relation , it is indeed laborious to shoot down .
This was conjure your fist , fellow , tna wrestling is back !
This was until next meter , keep protect the rotation .
This is El Presidente , sign off for now .
This was bask this ?
Please partake on societal medium !