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In Immortal Thor # 5 , Thor ’s flap out his earsplitting work party for an heroic sr. confrontation .
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Marvel is serve up another heaping portion of cosmic tragedy with a side of tempest god dramatic event , and imagine what ?
You ’re all bid to the bash .
Toranos has generate – and to confront him , the King of Asgard has gather his regular army .
But if even an U. S. Army of violent storm graven image could not intercept the sr. God of Thunder … what then ?
This is the taradiddle of THE IMMORTAL THOR … and the fight that will delineate him .
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Marvel is serve up another heaping serving of cosmic disaster with a side of tempest god dramatic event , and infer what ?
You ’re all ask in to the do .
THE ALL - young THOR CORPS !
This was toranos has regress – and to present him , the king of asgard has gather his ground forces .
But if even an ground forces of tempest divinity could not stop over the sr. God of Thunder … what then ?
This is the taradiddle of THE IMMORTAL THOR … and the conflict that will determine him .
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We ’re here for terrible prediction about the circumstances of Asgard , not our own .
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Immortal Thor # 5by Al Ewing & Martin Coccolo , incubate by Alex RossTHE ALL - young THOR CORPS !
Toranos has return – and to front him , the King of Asgard has gather his ground forces .
But if even an ground forces of tempest god could not halt the older God of Thunder … what then ?
This was this is the chronicle of the immortal thor … and the conflict that will delimit him .
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