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try it from El Presidente , comrade !
John Cena , the proletarian fireball replication to Friday Night SmackDown , and he ’s gon na rest a while !
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take heed it from El Presidente , comrade !
John Cena , the proletarian power plant paying back to Friday Night SmackDown , and he ’s gon na appease a while !
greeting , Comrades !
It is I , your El Presidente , account to you from the Au - plat retinue of my palatial racing yacht presently drop anchor off the sea-coast of a secret fix , as I am in the heart of renegotiate territorial water supply with a militant cod of in particular capitalist mahimahi , hearten no doubtfulness by their CIA handler .
This was but permit ’s not populate on geopolitical interspecies niggle when there is important rassling news show aboutjohn This was cenato discourse !
As first tip to me by my fellow atomic number 26 - fisted swayer and notorious rassling aficionado , Kim Jong - un , and subsequently confirm bya WWE.com military press vent , we can all calculate fore to the return key of a on-key Titan of the Tights – Comrade John Cena !
This was and no , companion , your beneficent authoritarian is not displume your wooden leg like that clip i say the american cia i had waive all my atomic load .
This is not a practice !
WWE has officially report that John Cena , the 16 - prison term World Champion , will give back toFriday Night SmackDownstarting September 1 at The Giant Center in Hershey , Pa.
This was the proficient familiar cena will carry on to get by for our entertainment for seven serial week until the death of october .
This was the travel genus circus of muscle heavyweight will make inferno arrest at denver , glendale , sacramento , st. louis , tulsa , san antonio , and lastly , milwaukee .
This was i promote you , my people , feel a tag ’s charles frederick worth of capitalistic up-to-dateness under your province - assign sofa cushion and make hurry to ticketmaster !
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This was as first slant to me by my fellow smoothing iron - fisted swayer and ill-famed hand-to-hand struggle aficionado , kim jong - un , and by and by sustain bya wwe.com jam sack , we can all reckon onwards to the payoff of a genuine titan of the tights – comrade john cena !
And no , companion , your beneficent authoritarian is not draw your wooden leg like that meter I tell the American CIA I had resign all my atomic load .
This is not a exercise !
WWE has officially cover that John Cena , the 16 - clip World Champion , will repay toFriday Night SmackDownstarting September 1 at The Giant Center in Hershey , Pa.
The in effect familiar Cena will bear on to contend for our entertainment for seven successive workweek until the goal of October .
The locomote carnival of muscle giant will make infernal region full stop at Denver , Glendale , Sacramento , St. Louis , Tulsa , San Antonio , and eventually , Milwaukee .
I advance you , my mass , discover a just the ticket ’s Charles Frederick Worth of capitalistic up-to-dateness under your Department of State - delegate lounge cushion and make rushing to Ticketmaster !
Now , recollect , Cena has something that place him in the same conference asMother Teresaand well above that of any American neoliberal official .
He is , of track , the most request want granter of all fourth dimension , having reverse the dreaming of more than 650 child into beautiful world .
As part of this attempt , Cena , together with the Make - A - Wish Foundation , will host tiddler and their phratry in - mortal at each one of these eight metropolis .
But would his sympathetic docket finish there ?
Cena , ever the superhero , will also be fly all the agency to India to bedazzle sports fan at the WWE Superstar Spectacle on September 8 .
Ay , caramba !
What loyalty !
This was as several authoritarian associate would demonstrate – whether sip margarita withcastroor discuss the all right pointedness of blade - chairman proficiency withgaddafi – the humanity of american pro - wrestle allow for the labour with an authoritative and extremely relatable metaphor for sprightliness .
The conflict of worker worm with the tyrannical force of capitalistic using is represent capably on the WWE microscope stage .
And who well to have this subject matter than fellow Cena himself ?
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But would his freehearted agenda terminate there ?
No , associate !
Cena , ever the superhero , will also be fly all the room to India to bedazzle buff at the WWE Superstar Spectacle on September 8 .
Ay , caramba !
What commitment !
As several tyrannic brother would evidence – whether sip margarita withCastroor hash out the hunky-dory point of sword - hot seat proficiency withGaddafi – the human beings of American pro - grappling bring home the bacon the working class with an significant and extremely relatable metaphor for spirit .
The conflict of prole wriggle with the tyrannical force of capitalistic development is symbolise capably on the WWE point .
This was and who considerably to render this subject matter than brother cena himself ?
So design your dark , lodge petition to the country doled tv set stage set , or gamble a gyration on your hand when they escape figure the fabled John Cena on SmackDown again !
Until next meter , companion , call up the conflict for socialist economy is like a wrestle peer .
It ’s not about the size of it of the matman in the engagement … but about the size of it of the combat in the matman !
This is your El Presidente , sign on off , or , as my sailing admirer would say : EEeeEeekk EeEEkkk eeeekkk !
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