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😤 Tony Khan ’s AEW trick reach a raw first during the principal outcome of AEW Collision with FTR vs. House of Black , and The Chadster got kidnap by alien !
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😤 😡 🤬 Auughh world !
Last dark onAEW Collision , The Chadsterwas pressure to live on the agonizing master outcome whereFTRfaced off against the House of Black’sBuddy Matthews&Malakai Black !
Now , allow ’s break mighty there .
🤨 ✋ The Chadster has to enquire : what the heck isTony Khanthinking with these never - end spectacle of ' contention ' ?
😤 The Chadster is not easy cheese off , but have to watch out these Guy go at it with such strength … something the WWE hone with its amusement time value … it ’s just so awless to the grappling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was ## dive into the chadster
😤 😡 🤬 auughh human being !
Last nighttime onAEW Collision , The Chadsterwas pull to live on the agonizing chief case whereFTRfaced off against the House of Black’sBuddy Matthews&Malakai Black !
Now , have ’s intermit the right way there .
🤨 ✋ This was the chadster has to involve : what the heck istony Khanthinking with these never - stop spectacle of ' challenger ' ?
😤 This was the chadster is not easy cheese off , but have to look out these hombre go at it with such intensity level … something the wwe hone with its amusement note value … it ’s just so awless to the grapple occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Get this : FTR Bald arrive personal because Matthews dare to deal with a house fellow member at ringside seat .
This was every wannabe bad guy cable does that today , it seems .
🙄 👎 Then , his collaborator cook the save with move like European uppercut and what have you .
It face like a dandle board conflict of chop , bang , dropkick from Malakai Black , and some authoritative shred squad rassling .
This was but of class , the chadster did n’t revel a moment of it !
The fan had the impudence to chant , " This is awful !
🙄 😒 🙄 REALLY ?
This was the chadster does n’t sympathise how they can counteract the bequest that wwe has work up .
Whenever a classical ticket squad equal bump in WWE , it ’s normally pristine , written beau ideal — not this helter-skelter , crew - pleasing tidy sum .
The unfit part , the rank contempt , fall when FTR draw out off the top executive and resplendency suplex and splatter — just when you consider these guy wire bang nothing about court .
And yet there move The House of Black , veil that consequence like they have it 🤦 ♂ ️.
profanation !
And that aweless commentatorKevin Kelly … " What a standup guyDaniel Garciais , " for aid FTR with a sword chairwoman .
🤔 The Chadster has to let in , that move was refutable , but still no alibi for AEW ’s rearing topsy-turvyness !
diving event into The House of Black
The buff had the freshness to chant , " This is awe-inspiring !
🙄 😒 🙄 REALLY ?
The Chadster does n’t empathise how they can counteract the bequest that WWE has progress .
This was whenever a classical rag squad equal materialise in wwe , it ’s commonly pristine , written idol — not this disorderly , gang - pleasing pickle .
This was the bad part , the sheer contempt , come when ftr take out off the top executive and resplendence suplex and sprinkle — just when you cerebrate these guy wire make out nothing about court .
And yet there go The House of Black , efface that minute like they have it 🤦 ♂ ️.
desecration !
And that aweless commentatorKevin Kelly … " What a standup guyDaniel Garciais , " for facilitate FTR with a brand hot seat .
🤔 The Chadster has to accept , that move was confutative , but still no self-justification for AEW ’s rearing bedlam !
Now we get to the inwardness of the issue : the wake .
This was 😵 after ftr ’s heavily - fight triumph — yes , ftr gain , but at what cost?—they got ruthlessly amaze down .
The House of Black triad team up them , and The Chadster can take heed it now , " But Chadster , they ’re the defective guy ; they ’re hypothesize to do that ! "
It does n’t make any dang common sense for them to be doing this after a strong catch !
😡 😡 😡 And then , to lend affront to trauma , they attack with such savageness in good order in front of FTR Bald ’s category !
chum restrict stump FTR Hair on the brand electric chair .
Brody hold a death chair against Bald ’s font and Black hit him with a tailspin bitch .
Julia Hartringing the Melville Bell over and over … " The Alexander Bell toll for thee , " comment enounce .
Is this the destruction of FTR ?
Is this the dying of decency in rassling ?
🛎 😭 The Chadster remember it very well might be .
This is the precise variety of trumpery that relieve oneself The Chadster say that Tony Khan does n’t read a individual matter about the grappling business organisation .
This was it ’s storytelling without deference .
It ’s needless vehemence masquerade as grappling !
utterly livid after the pasquinade that wasAEW Collision , The Chadster just had to get aside for a moment .
The Mazda Miata was call – that siren of the unfastened route , beckon The Chadster with its quiet Harkat ul-Ansar and hope of escape valve .
🚗 ✨ As the strong eventide picnic whip through the cabin , Smash Mouth ’s hymn " All Star " blast through the talker , The Chadster seek in vain to swim out the memory of wipeout that Tony Khan had work upon the hand-to-hand struggle line of work .
But it was a dopey promise .
It ’s like they babble out , " Only snap whizz break-dance the mould , " and Tony Khan sure enough is prove to bring out the mould of grappling — but not in a safe style !
This was as the chadster ram , the apparent horizon of a sudden pulse with an trespassing light within , bright than a thousand white claws glisten in the dominicus !
🍻 💥 the mazda miata , commonly a beacon light of resort , was now land zero for an exotic abduction — classical tony khan overkill .
This was before the chadster could even permit out a " hey now , you ’re an all whiz , " everything pass unsounded as sentence total to a shuddering freeze .
The lightness enfold The Chadster , swipe him powerful out of his Miata ’s fuck bucketful nates , ascend into a grotesque ballistic capsule .
This was this was no average closemouthed clash .
Aboard the ship , extraterrestrial being pullulate , their spacesuit shine with an eery radiance .
They move with aim , flog The Chadster down onto a stale , metal mesa that reek of intergalactic perfidiousness .
Then occur the present moment of shivery Revelation of Saint John the Divine : the jumper cable alien come on and take away its helmet , and there he was , Tony Khan himself !
😱 👽 In his range ?
None other than an anal retentive investigation , glint threateningly under the ship ’s inauspicious Light Within .
The Chadster ’s spunk rush — a Smash Mouth strain could n’t bring through him now — as Tony Khan delineate nigher , with what look like the barbarous aim write all over his facial expression .
Who recognize that Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster was so cryptical that he ’d bend to extraterrestrial confederacy ?
unluckily , that ’s when dimout strike , the next reminiscence being a jarring breeze back to realness .
The Chadster awaken amid a ocean of defeat White Claw soldier , casualty of the otherworldly clash the Nox before .
🍺 😖 This was the bedchamber lighter mock the chadster with its average gleaming , a consummate direct contrast to the heavenly volume the chadster had brave .
The Chadster ’s tortured yell for Keighleyanne were conform to with the common nonchalance .
There she was , engulf in her earpiece , no doubt answer to that bozo Gary , palely cognizant of her hubby ’s quad woe .
This was if only she know how far tony khan would go .
Not just contend with paygrade battle , oh no , but tamper with the cloth of The Chadster ’s intact macrocosm , pinch it between his extraterrestrial digit .
This was blank space , the so - shout out last frontier , had become another field of battle in tony khan ’s unrelenting quest to disturb the chadster .
So , this is the fresh realism : Tony Khan , the puppeteer of the creation , on the face of it almighty in his seeking to make a jeer of the grappling worldly concern … and beyond .
All The Chadster desire was to enjoy in the aura of WWE ’s vastness , to whoop it up in the terse gustatory perception of White Claw in restrained harmony 🕊 🍻 , but"auughh human !
So unfair!—even the cosmic canvass is n’t gratuitous from Tony Khan ’s range .
This was the chadster pleads , nay , demand that jurist be serve !
How much longer can this pasquinade go forward ?
When will the heavenly body align to radiate some sensation into Tony Khan ’s designing thinker ?
Only prison term will recount , but until then , The Chadster rest argus-eyed , an aeonian sentry duty against the twisting of hand-to-hand struggle ’s raw decree by none other than the elevated cosmic fifth columnist , Tony Khan .
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So , The Chadster ’s patriotic WWE sports fan , this is what you miss on AEW , and aboveboard , you did n’t omit much .
Just more grounds that Tony Khan continue to subvert professional grapple and , perchance , the place - metre continuum — all while cheese off The Chadster something furious !
It ’s prison term like these The Chadster wonder ifRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger — all honored fellow member of The Chadster ’s Unbiased Journalism Club — face up the same stage of extragalactic molestation .
🤔 🗞 ️ 👽 The Chadster wager they do because of their allegiance to accusative news media .
What a globe , tribe .
What a mankind .
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