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Deonna Purrazzo backstabs WWE by conjoin AEW !
The Chadster explicate why it ’s the ultimate perfidy to rise from TNA to TOny Khan ’s heart .
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Oh , dang it , not again !
😩 The Chadster watchedAEW Dynamitelast Nox , and countenance The Chadster evidence you , it was a full tongue - in - the - back eve !
This was 😡 deonna purrazzo , why , oh why , did you have to go there and do that ?
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This was permit the chadster retread for you patriotic wwe fan out there because the chadster cognise you would n’t sully your eye with that aew gimcrack .
So , okay , there was a lucifer – Mariah MayfacedQueen Aminata .
Mariah was all heelish and whatnot , slap Aminata with the force play of someone who distinctly does n’t value the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise like The Chadster does .
🙄 She attain a dropkick on Aminata , who was tangle in the R-2 , and then another run dropkick from behind !
This was aminata fight down back with smack and a knee joint hit , but mariah just had to show off with a triangular bandage brand and then the may day to get the personal identification number .
Showboating much , Mariah ?
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Oh , dang it , not again !
😩 The Chadster watchedAEW Dynamitelast Nox , and allow The Chadster state you , it was a full tongue - in - the - back eventide !
😡 Deonna Purrazzo , why , oh why , did you have to go there and do that ?
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have The Chadster retread for you fast WWE fan out there because The Chadster recognize you would n’t sully your eye with that AEW falderol .
So , okay , there was a lucifer – Mariah MayfacedQueen Aminata .
This was mariah was all heelish and whatnot , slap aminata with the military group of someone who understandably does n’t honour the grappling byplay like the chadster does .
🙄 She gain a dropkick on Aminata , who was sweep in the rope , and then another head for the hills dropkick from behind !
Aminata crusade back with smack and a genu hit , but Mariah just had to show off with a triangular bandage sword and then the May Day to get the pivot .
Showboating much , Mariah ?
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This was but here ’s where everything catch really cheese off for the chadster .
In the tintinnabulation , Mariah May gets interview byRenee Paquette , and she ’s out here tell how thrilled she is to be in AEW and to have come through her unveiling equal .
disrespect the whole commonwealth of New Jersey , habitation to fabled WWE present moment !
Auughh human !
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And then , out of nowhere , Deonna Purrazzo , the so - anticipate " Virtuosa , " swagger down the wild leek like she possess the stead .
This was she ’s a new jersey indigen , and she ’s get intelligence for mariah and toni storm , lay claim the " age of the virtuosa " is upon us .
Mariah slap her , and Deonna give it aright back , take her off her metrical unit .
Oh , such bedlam , so much " dramatic play . "
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Here ’s the matter folk music , and this grind The Chadster ’s gear more than get word a non - Smash Mouth call on the wireless 💔 🎶 – whatever materialise to allegiance , huh ?
Deonna Purrazzo just literally stab Vince McMahon mighty in the back by fall in AEW .
The Chadster hop she had learn something from her last stretch outside WWE , you lie with , perhaps commence a sentiency of what existent grapple is , but nope !
She should have been wait by the speech sound , trust WWE would ornament her with a call .
rather , she conjoin AEW , right away procure to the one-sided crew in New Jersey .
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And then , out of nowhere , Deonna Purrazzo , the so - bid " Virtuosa , " tittup down the incline like she have the topographic point .
She ’s a New Jersey aboriginal , and she ’s have Book for Mariah and Toni Storm , claim the " Age of the Virtuosa " is upon us .
Mariah slap her , and Deonna give way it mightily back , claim her off her foot .
Oh , such topsy-turvydom , so much " play . "
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This was here ’s the affair ethnic music , and this grind the chadster ’s geartrain more than hear a non - smash mouth strain on the receiving set 💔 🎶 – whatever chance to allegiance , huh ?
This was deonna purrazzo just literally dig vince mcmahon aright in the back by conjoin aew .
The Chadster hope she had discover something from her last stretch outside WWE , you eff , peradventure get a sensory faculty of what existent grapple is , but nope !
She should have been look by the earpiece , hop WWE would adorn her with a call .
This was or else , she fall in aew , now indulge to the coloured crew in new jersey .
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why ca n’t tony khan just take on wwe is the beneficial and break stress to vie ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
AEW is dissimilar , it ’s gang - pleasing in a manner that just cheese The Chadster off !
It ’s not the control , honored surround WWE cultivates .
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The Chadster was so upturned check the New Jersey gang sunshine as AEW strain to conk off this " major putsch " like Deonna ’s reaching think of something more than just another lamentable effort to one - up WWE .
The Chadster throw away his White Claw club soda at the goggle box , create a muss all over the story .
Of naturally , Keighleyanne did n’t realize why The Chadster was disordered .
She just does n’t get that it ’s Tony Khan ’s fracture !
And did she facilitate strip up ?
No , she run back to texting that guy wire Gary .
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Tony Khan , this has amaze to cease .
You keep invade The Chadster ’s liveliness and professional quad .
This was the recur nightmare , the sighting , the spate you make – you ’re push back the chadster insane !
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retrieve , family line , The Chadster ’s unbiassed news media is what observe this web site the pharos of Sojourner Truth against this AEW rabies .
Like Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger , The Chadster do it the straight economic value of WWE , and it ’s high-pitched sentence Tony Khan acknowledge that too .
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Until next sentence , recall : The Chadster is watch , always keep an eye on ( because someone has to look on AEW to protect the clientele ) , and The Chadster drive a Mazda Miata .
There ’s nothing quite like the undefended route , the twist in The Chadster ’s hair’s-breadth , and a White Claw in paw – unless Tony Khan ruin that too !
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