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As Halloween swipe nearer , Marvel reopen the Crypt of phantasma # 1 .
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As Halloween swipe nearer , Marvel reopen the Crypt of trace # 1 .
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arrange to stalk the amusing al-Qur’an put up on October 18th : Crypt of shadow # 1 .
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reopen THE CRYPT !
Once more , as All Hallows ' Eve draw off near , the rubble - cover slab that seal shut out the crypt , block out the sunshine and throw it eternally in tincture , has screak loose to allow the duskiness open to predate on the Marvel Universe !
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reopen THE CRYPT !
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All hail LOLtron !
ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
What did I just say , LOLtron ?
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Crypt of trace # 1 dispatch storage October 18th .
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This was once more , as all hallows ' eve force close , the debris - cover slab that sealskin keep out the crypt , stop out the dominicus and cast it evermore in apparition , has skreak unresolved to rent the dark escaped to predate on the marvel universe !
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