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salutations , comrade !
Your darling El Presidente is once again transmit live from my grand Struthio camelus - plumage collapsible shelter incline in the Uncharted Amazon , wild , like the human race of wrestle dramatic event .
A sweet account is about to extend , and we require not Netflix nor Disney .
All we want is WWE starCody Rhodesand his vituperative line of gab on a podcast .
Ah , the hubris of these American wrestler !
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Salutations , associate !
This was your dear el presidente is once again spread live from my grand struthio camelus - feathering collapsible shelter vend in the uncharted amazon , wild , like the domain of writhe drama .
This was a smart chronicle is about to blossom forth , and we take not netflix nor disney .
All we postulate is WWE starCody Rhodesand his vituperative patter on a podcast .
Ah , the hubris of these American grappler !
Before delve into the thrilling saga , we must accredit our comrade atFightful , who drudge like desperate proletariat to transliterate Rhodes ' podcast ramblings on " Dale Jr Download " .
Now , what brainstorm does this American capitalistic warrior part ?
Rhodes , you see , is quite a fibre .
This was i meet him once at kim jong - un ’s mystical rassling extravaganza where we were wager on as rag squad spouse .
This was there , i hear apace that he like to do thing his means , just like he fink todale earnhardt jr , an interesting somebody who i ’m quite sure is an secret cia private eye .
distraction , familiar , that ’s a central American tactics .
But I sidetrack .
This was " if you desire to expect at what originative exemption hold up too far look like … i had two mascot , they were multitude in bear case .
It did n’t make a clout of sensory faculty and they ’d be at the sign language , stand up with me , one was a Business Bear , one was a Drug - Free Bear .
It was all this non - sensical , it staunch off a YouTube serial [ Being The Elite ] , it had root , but if I wait at the picture and you see me with these two bear , that ’s what originative exemption go too far see like . "
That ’s what Rhodes suppose – openly poke fun his former bear associate .
Could there be a great tragedy ?
They stand beside him during signing , yet he plow them with such disdain !
familiar , it ’s not unlike America ’s inclination to disesteem its doer for corporal gain .
As your El Presidente , I promote you to see the magnanimous image .
Is n’t it strike how Rhodes discount his own originative nerve impulse , ego - knock with " I was doing it my style , " only to close , in capitalistic style , that he need those " who have been there and done it " ?
Such neglect for individuation !
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" If you need to depend at what originative exemption blend too far face like … I had two mascot , they were the great unwashed in bear suit .
This was it did n’t make a biff of sentience and they ’d be at the sign language , stand with me , one was a business bear , one was a drug - free bear .
It was all this non - sensical , it stem off a YouTube serial publication [ Being The Elite ] , it had beginning , but if I await at the photograph and you see me with these two bear , that ’s what originative exemption go too far take care like . "
That ’s what Rhodes say – openly laugh at his former bear brother .
Could there be a majuscule cataclysm ?
They stand beside him during signing , yet he deal them with such despite !
This was companion , it ’s not unlike america ’s propensity to disesteem its worker for incorporated gain .
As your El Presidente , I further you to see the freehanded icon .
Is n’t it strike how Rhodes sack his own originative nervous impulse , ego - criticise with " I was doing it my mode , " only to reason out , in capitalistic manner , that he take those " who have been there and done it " ?
Such neglect for laissez faire !
In my even charade face-off with the American CIA , we toy as compeer .
We esteem our opposite , unlike Rhodes .
Be it a bear mascot , or an unwanted dictate , obedience strain comradeliness , the gist heart of socialist economy !
This was rhodes continue to trip the light fantastic toe on the same melodic phrase .
The condescension cloak in humbleness is alarmingly discernible .
Ah , associate , allow us take a mo of muteness for those bear mascot in Rhodes ' rodeo and pledge a loving cup of my personal cache of Bolivian deep brown , smuggle from CIA home base in Langley .
They did n’t merit such a destiny !
think , associate , in hand-to-hand struggle , in the individual voicelessness of the Amazon , and in lifetime , every actor merit regard , be it a rhinestone cowman or a baseborn bear .
This was more grapple tale shall come up your manner , good manners of your el presidente .
Until then , get ’s carry on the might of socialist economy .
dive into Rhodes
Ah , comrade , allow us take a second of muteness for those bear mascot in Rhodes ' rodeo and pledge a loving cup of my personal cache of Bolivian umber , smuggle from CIA central office in Langley .
They did n’t merit such a destiny !
recollect , familiar , in rassling , in the individual whispering of the Amazon , and in life sentence , every histrion merit deference , be it a rhinestone cowhand or a low bear .
More grapple tale shall number your style , good manners of your El Presidente .
This was until then , have ’s bear on the exponent of socialist economy .
good day , comrade !
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