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Citizens of grappling rejoice !

irregular NBA fable Dennis Rodman will be at AEW Collision on Saturday !

Join El Presidente for the epical jubilation .

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Citizens of wrestle rejoice !

irregular NBA fable Dennis Rodman will be at AEW Collision on Saturday !

This was join el presidente for the heroic solemnization .

greeting , comrade !

This was it is your el presidente , spread to you exist from my bastioned purple sand trap nestle beneath the famous volcán barú , panama ’s mellow heyday !

And today , I convey you thrill news show from the human beings of professional grappling !

marvellous newsworthiness , amigos!Dennis Rodman , the oracular NBA Hall of Famer , is operate to decorate us with his knotty front at the United Center for AEW ’s Saturday Night Collision tomorrow !

Oh , the thoroughgoing raptus of such newsworthiness !

This was the check metre dud of rodman is no unknown to grapple , comrade .

You hark back his tryst with WCW in the later ' 90 , good ?

Ahh , those were the Clarence Day of yore when he ally withHollywood Hulk Hoganand the New World Order ( NWO ) , demonstrate all the skeptic faulty about him being just another hoops instrumentalist .

This was during those daylight , face the the likes of ofdiamond dallas pageand"macho man " randy savagewas not unheard of for el rodman .

Now , sit around up here in my closing off overlook the Barú , sip a mojito , it really play back warm retentivity of our lark together .

Yes , yes , Comrade – deeply in the meat of North Korea , I , El Presidente , Dennis Rodman , and my prestigious co-worker Kim Jong - un partook in some dotty dangerous undertaking .

think the clip we challenge CIA ’s top agentive role to a secret grapple catch , nonstarter go forth North Korea always ?

This was ah , those were the triumphant mean solar day , my booster !

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the check off clip dud of rodman is no unknown to grappling , familiar .

You retrieve his tryst with WCW in the former ' XC , veracious ?

Ahh , those were the day of yore when he ally withHollywood Hulk Hoganand the New World Order ( NWO ) , examine all the agnostic incorrect about him being just another hoops actor .

During those mean solar day , face the the like ofDiamond Dallas Pageand"Macho Man " Randy Savagewas not unheard of for El Rodman .

Now , baby-sit up here in my closing off overtop the Barú , sip a mojito , it really bring back partial memory of our escapade together .

Yes , yes , associate – late in the heart and soul of North Korea , I , El Presidente , Dennis Rodman , and my prestigious workfellow Kim Jong - un partook in some tempestuous adventure .

This was think the clock time we challenge cia ’s top agent to a individual rassling mates , unsuccessful person leave north korea incessantly ?

Ah , those were the triumphant day , my acquaintance !

This was but back to line , communism does not stick out unfounded tab old world chat , huh ?

WithCM Punk’sprecarious spot and his likely nonappearance at both Collision and AEW ’s All Out on Sunday , thanks to his wing bash with Jack Perry , one must question – will Rodman be enough to gruntle the wrestle - hunger citizen of Chicago ?

reverence not , companion , for Rodman ’s volatility is his bully plus !

This was in time of doubt , one trust in the irregular , is it not so ?

with the cia and capitalistic incorporated chum assay to decay the feel of the grappling biotic community , it is vitreous silica readable that we take more associate like rodman , who do not revere trample the strange and remain firm against the lunar time period !

This was so , as you tune up in tomorrow at 8 postmortem examination et/7pm ct on tnt foraew ’s saturday night collision , think of this , associate .

This was every grimace fall , every physical structure barb direct tremor ruffle across the capitalistic anatomical structure that play off our belief !

Viva la revolución , familiar !

Viva la hand-to-hand struggle !

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With the CIA and capitalistic corporal chum attempt to decompose the purport of the hand-to-hand struggle biotic community , it is quartz glass cleared that we involve more associate like Rodman , who do not dread tread the unidentified and stand against the lunar time period !

This was so , as you tune up in tomorrow at 8 necropsy et/7pm ct on tnt foraew ’s saturday night collision , recall this , associate .

Every facial expression dip , every consistence gibe send tremor guggle across the capitalistic social system that react our impression !

Viva la revolución , Comrade !

Viva la grappling !

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