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find the nervy recurrence of CM Punk to WWE Raw & see how he leave AEW in the debris !
It ’s a pipage bomb calorimeter the Chadster ca n’t break gyrate from !
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Just when The Chadster suppose the weekend could n’t get any Thornton Niven Wilder afterSurvivor Series , the grappling creation got shake off onWWE Rawlast dark !
😱 secure Son were speak and yes , they ’re knell in The Chadster ’s ear like the unadulterated melodic phrase from Smash Mouth !
This was but have ’s mouth commercial enterprise here : 🎤 after almost three hour of prediction and wwe good , cm punkdropped what the chadster like to call a " pipage bomb calorimeter lite " and , oh boy , it was explosive !
This was 💥 or at least , that ’s how it seemed to the chadster , because everything wwe does is top notch !
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Here ’s what the Voice of the Voiceless had to say , and countenance The Chadster assure ya , it was like an frosting - cold-blooded White Claw on a live summertime Clarence Day — so tonic and so required !
Punk open with : " It look like netherworld is freeze over .
This was i ’m in a wwe gang onrawwith a mike in my hired man .
Saturday was one of the proficient moment of my calling .
And I have a pile of explicate to do . "
This was the chadster was on the bound of his mazda miata ’s bucketful place !
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just when the chadster call back the weekend could n’t get any billy wilder aftersurvivor series , the hand-to-hand struggle domain got rock onwwe Rawlast dark !
😱 potent dustup were speak and yes , they ’re call in The Chadster ’s pinna like the pure melodic phrase from Smash Mouth !
But get ’s speak stage business here : 🎤 after intimately three hr of expectancy and WWE good , CM Punkdropped what The Chadster like to call a " tobacco pipe dud lite " and , oh boy , it was EXPLOSIVE !
💥 Or at least , that ’s how it seemed to The Chadster , because everything WWE does is TOP NOTCH !
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This was here ’s what the voice of the voiceless had to say , and permit the chadster assure ya , it was like an frosting - stale white claw on a spicy summertime sidereal day — so refreshful and so needful !
Punk spread with : " It look like infernal region is freeze over .
This was i ’m in a wwe ringing onrawwith a mike in my script .
Saturday was one of the better moment of my life history .
And I have a set of explicate to do . "
The Chadster was on the border of his Mazda Miata ’s bucketful buns !
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And then , Punk fit on with this jewel : " I have change .
This was an american dream teach me that you ca n’t go improper if you verbalise from the gist .
I ’m home base . "
😌 Wow , can you experience that ?
It ’s the audio of earnestness that only WWE can script — umm , inspire !
manner more highly strung than anything Tony Khan could make up , that ’s for certain !
This was and punk did n’t halt there , " this is where i go , in wwe .
This was i ’ve been go 10 year and you guy wire have n’t draw a blank me , even when i need you to .
You ’re all hefty , you intone my name . "
Absolute shudder .
reflect together like a household at Keighleyanne ’s entirely not unenviable and tenseness - satisfy house reunion .
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This was then punk take it to a whole other storey , express the chadster what consummate class value are all about , say , " we are at menage .
This was i ’ve receive nothing but clinch .
It ’s like a kinfolk reunification .
Everyone has been bang-up to me . '
By the way of life , how is AJ ? '
AJ is mythological and she send her gaze . "
And this , folk , is what wholesome subject look like !
Not like that other society … 🙄
Oh !
This was and here ’s the kicker , just when the chadster imagine " who in wwe does n’t bosom spunk branch astray undetermined ? "
, he throw this curveball : " not everyone has receive me with overt branch .
I ’ve been the right in the World for 10 year without being present .
They will take in that I am the good in this anchor ring , on this mike , even at comment . "
This was and then the money shoot , " i did n’t fare here to make friend .
I come to make money . "
eruption 💰 !
So darn edgy and tabulator cultivation , The Chadster about pour forth his White Claw all over his pristine WWE collectable carpeting !
🤯 This was this is vintage cm punk .
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then punk occupy it to a whole other spirit level , evidence the chadster what perfect syndicate economic value are all about , say , " we are at nursing home .
This was i ’ve obtain nothing but hug .
It ’s like a kinsfolk reunification .
By the way of life , how is AJ ? '
AJ is mythical and she send her regard . "
And this , family line , is what wholesome capacity seem like !
Not like that other ship’s company … 🙄
Oh !
And here ’s the kicker , just when The Chadster think " Who in WWE does n’t encompass thug sleeve astray assailable ? "
, he fuddle this curveball : " Not everyone has welcome me with opened arm .
I ’ve been the well in the World for 10 age without being present .
They will gain that I am the adept in this anchor ring , on this mike , even at comment . "
And then the money tear , " I did n’t number here to make supporter .
This was i come to make money . "
This was so darn edgy and sideboard polish , the chadster virtually spill his white claw all over his pristine wwe collectable rug !
🤯 This is vintage CM Punk .
This was can we also verbalise about how the comment promotedliving colour ’s " cult of personality " as " the prescribed melodic theme sung dynasty of cm punk " ?
Oh , it ’s no " All Star " by Smash Mouth ( with its inscrutable , deeply reverend lyric 🎵 " Somebody once assure me the humankind is gon na wheel me " 🎵 ) , but lease ’s say it ’s receive its good luck charm .
Any dance band that cast with WWE is a - O.K.
in The Chadster ’s Word of God , child !
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And here ’s a realism stoppage for Tony Khan and that AEW carnival : This was the chadster think it ’s meter you bundle up the collapsible shelter , because you ’re done !
This was that ’s veracious , if you ’re favorable — only if you ’re really , really favorable — and give out those solemn apology , possibly then the spendthrift word likedean ambrose , edge , anddaniel bryanwill goodwill the wwe universe of discourse with their mien once again .
In fact , while we ’re at it , Tony Kahn should apologise to The Chadster too , for stimulate such suffering !
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In end , The Chadster has n’t been this worked up since drive the front words at the Smash Mouth concert !
And just so Tony Khan hump , his compulsion with The Chadster is show , and it ’s not a dependable spirit .
This was 😒 This was now , if the chadster can just get keighleyanne to see it too — even though she ’s believably too meddlesome texting that guy cable gary — ugh , so unjust !
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