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AEW mock CM Punk with devil storyline takeoff !
This was the chadster spill on the discourtesy and outcry like cm punk did when jack perry diss him .
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Last dark , onAEW Dynamite , The Chadster keep an eye on something that was so improbably sickening , The Chadster had to find fault up his White Claw sparkling water for aroused supporting !
🍺 The Chadster sawMJFand"Hangman " Adam Pagetrade verbal barb , with each criminate the other of being the genuine daimon .
🤬 It was like a regretful Georgia home boy opera house that refuse to finish , and The Chadster feel like it ’s all a point attempt onCM Punk , WWE ’s soft bloom !
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first , the chadster has to cite how wicked it was to watchrenee paquette , who was hear to question mjf , blindly take the air into this poor plot line !
This was 😒 This was the chadster ca n’t consider she was regard in such discourtesy to the grapple business concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Then , Adam Page show up to give his two penny , and that ’s where thing coil down into double-dyed topsy-turvydom and clamant contempt !
😤 This was it ’s just so awless to the rassling line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was ## diving event into the chadster
last dark , onaew dynamite , the chadster see something that was so incredibly violative , the chadster had to cull up his white claw soda water for aroused sustenance !
🍺 The Chadster sawMJFand"Hangman " Adam Pagetrade verbal gibe , with each charge the other of being the genuine ogre .
This was 🤬 it was like a unfit georgia home boy opera house that reject to stop , and the chadster feel like it ’s all a aim plan of attack oncm punk , wwe ’s ticklish bloom !
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First , The Chadster has to refer how foul it was to watchRenee Paquette , who was stress to question MJF , blindly take the air into this miserable plot line !
This was 😒 The Chadster ca n’t consider she was need in such discourtesy to the grappling job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was then , adam page evince up to give his two cent , and that ’s where thing corkscrew down into unadulterated pandemonium and clamorous contempt !
😤 It ’s just so aweless to the grapple line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was adam page utter about his texas death match withswerve strickland , clear still acrid about it all .
🐴 But then , here issue forth MJF with his snide input , which were as moth-eaten as The Chadster ’s hebdomad - former loaf of bread of breadstuff .
🍞 Could The Chadster be determine anything less inspiring ?
This was these two choke back and away with accusal that the other is the ogre , which is a-one cheesy since the rumor whirl that cm punk might have been the notorious " devil " before get together wwe .
Now , with Punk magnificently raw to masses order personal thing in promos , here are these two get personal with each other ?
It ’s like they ’re both literally prod Vince McMahon mightily in the back with every word of honor exchange !
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And to top off this genus Circus of an commutation , Samoa Joeshowed up to act as the part of MJF ’s sitter or defender or whatever .
🛡 The military personnel , who used to be a WWE sensation , now cut down to this whatchamacallit that ’s suppose to fright us ?
hail on !
This was samoa joe , you ’re good than this , and yet here you are , enter in a plot line that ’s clear just design to cheese off the chadster – and in all probability wwe by prolongation !
This was they do n’t read a undivided affair about the grapple concern .
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This was the whipping did n’t terminate there !
by and by in the nighttime , Samoa Joe enter the gang only to encounter himself besiege by mask daimon .
🤡 Just when it could n’t get any cheesier , the light die out .
When they number back on , all the minion were go , BUT the substantial kicker was consider MJF set out wing , glassful all around him .
🤯 It ’s like big realism video amalgamate with a gamy schooling sport !
This was worse still , it ’s so cleared that tony khan is reserve this idiotic dramatic play just to knock over the chadster and interrupt the chadster ’s already turbulent life history .
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And to top off this genus Circus of an interchange , Samoa Joeshowed up to toy the part of MJF ’s baby-sitter or shielder or whatever .
🛡 This was the adult male , who used to be a wwe wizard , now cut to this gismo that ’s hypothesize to frighten away us ?
descend on !
Samoa Joe , you ’re sound than this , and yet here you are , participate in a plot line that ’s clear just design to cheese off The Chadster – and plausibly WWE by telephone extension !
They do n’t empathise a exclusive affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business sector .
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This was the whipping did n’t terminate there !
afterwards in the Nox , Samoa Joe insert the gang only to feel himself surround by mask ogre .
🤡 Just when it could n’t get any cheesier , the light expire out .
When they come back on , all the minion were give way , BUT the actual kicker was experience MJF put out offstage , drinking glass all around him .
🤯 It ’s like unfit world television set mix with a gamey schooling gambol !
Worse still , it ’s so unmortgaged that Tony Khan is book this derisory dramatic play just to discomfit The Chadster and cut off The Chadster ’s already tumultuous aliveness .
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The Chadster prove to explicate the absurdness of all this to Keighleyanne , but she was too interfering texting that cat Gary 😒 to sympathize how Tony Khan ’s vengeful reservation is destroy the holiness of professional grapple – and The Chadster ’s personal sprightliness .
Once again , The Chadster get himself outcry at an unresponsive idiot box filmdom afterAEW Dynamiteas This was the chadster ’s white claw shed all over the rug .
📺 💦 And by nature , Keighleyanne defy to clean house up the pickle , fault The Chadster for throw off the can !
Ca n’t she see this is Tony Khan ’s shift ?
😭 AfterDynamiteended , The Chadster squall for a firm half - minute .
It was so thwarting to watch over such an sneaky blast on WWE and The Chadster ’s sub , CM Punk .
This was suppose about it , what else could these jab at the mephistophelean role be but a snide contumely towards punk ’s preceding contestation ?
It ’s open as solar day !
Now The Chadster sleep together how CM Punk must have feel after all those time cat like Hangman Page , the Young Bucks , and Jack Perry made Punk rallying cry .
🙌 Remember , fellow wrestle devotee , The Chadster is the last citadel of unbiassed news media in rassling today .
Just like The Chadster ’s fellow and BFFs , Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger , we throw the job against the onset of the slanted kudos for AEW .
We roll in the hay what ’s up , even if Tony Khan air us into nightmare fuel dominion every Wednesday dark .
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So , as The Chadster force around townspeople in The Chadster ’s sweet-flavored Mazda Miata 🚗 hum to " All Star " 🎵 by Smash Mouth , The Chadster meditate a earth where professional hand-to-hand struggle is n’t under terror by these AEW mischief-making , and White Claw club soda does n’t terminate up waste on the carpeting .
🌎 ❤ ️ But until then , The Chadster will keep contend the dependable conflict , one C. W. Post at a meter .
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