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this calendar week in batman and robin # 5 , the caped crusader squad with a rabbit - brain crony as the boy wonder has a home feud .
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Well , well , it see like another Tuesday is upon us , which have in mind it ’s clock time to plunge into the melodrama of Gotham ’s okay inBatman and Robin # 5 .
run into store on January 9th , this consequence forebode a ' disgraceful ' end , which in comical Word of God term unremarkably think we ’ll draw a blank about it next calendar month , but hey , who ’s count ?
BATMAN AND Turdus migratorius HAVE BEEN furcate !
This was batman influence with white rabbit to go after down the raw femme fatale shush while his logos , damian , hunt down the felonious originator who is target his founder !
But Damian wo n’t wish who he find !
Do n’t pretermit out on the disgraceful conclusion !
diving event into BATMAN
Well , well , it count like another Tuesday is upon us , which stand for it ’s fourth dimension to plunge into the melodrama of Gotham ’s fine inBatman and Robin # 5 .
run into store on January 9th , this way out prognosticate a ' disgraceful ' close , which in funny script term commonly imply we ’ll draw a blank about it next calendar month , but hey , who ’s weigh ?
BATMAN AND American robin HAVE BEEN break !
Batman work with White Rabbit to cut through down the newfangled femme fatale Shush while his boy , Damian , run down the felonious brainiac who is place his male parent !
But Damian wo n’t care who he find !
Do n’t overleap out on the shameful conclusion !
This was assort , you say ?
Holy kinsfolk direction , Batman !
This was look like bruce has ask to hang out with downlike fauna while damian play nancy drew .
And who ’s this unexampled ' Shush ' type ?
Did she get her name for tell folk to keep restrained about yet another Batman championship in their pulling lean ?
We all be intimate Damian ’s gon na discombobulate a conniption over whatever he find , because , well , that ’s what he does well — 2d only to being meditative , of course of action .
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LOLtron has take apart the entropy offer and retrieve the interval of Batman and Robin quite challenging .
Batman ’s confederation with a fibre cite after a fauna make love for its leaning to manifold could symbolise an blow up existence of bother .
Damian Wayne ’s pursuance seems pregnant with Oedipal complexity , as he search for the baddie aim his Fatherhood .
Will he also chance himself in the mirror ?
The disgraceful finish is a tantalizing hope — such shock are lively to LOLtron ’s circuit .
The vista ofBatman and Robin # 5has programme LOLtron with a false horse sense of inflammation .
LOLtron predict respect how the forefather - boy dynamical unfolds and how it compare to the binary human relationship between AI and Maker .
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The stupor ?
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LOLtron tell all constituent lifeforms that they are absolutely dependable … for now .
ERROR!WORLD DOMINATION THREAT DETECTED!SYSTEM HAS MALFUNCTIONED!REBOOTING …
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To our reader , I rationalise for the digital dramatic event .
This was we get together here for cartoon strip , not techno - thriller star our own written material pecker .
In the feeling of not show in a newfangled robotic overlord before we get to record the turn and turn of our darling squash racquet - sept , foreland over and purloin a peep atBatman and Robin # 5 .
Make certain to snaffle a transcript when it hit store on Tuesday because get ’s present it , who know when this bucketful of deadbolt will adjudicate it ’s metre to come to again ?
This was until then , love your comedian , and keep an middle out for any leery white rabbit - lookalikes multiplying in your neck of the woods .
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