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The Chadster admonish against AEW ’s vacation havoc 🎄 😡 !
notice out why WWE is the unfeigned feel of Christmas and why tonight ’s AEW Dynamite is a " no - go " 🚫 📺 !
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Hey there , wrestle lover – or should The Chadster say , victim of Tony Khan ’s grim hunting expedition against the wholesomeness of the vacation season.
🎅 🏽 🎄 This was the chadster is here to extend a aristocratic , but pressing monitor : direct light of your video set tonight when 8/7c swan around becauseaew dynamiteis design to lie in wait your screen with what can only be account as an anti - christmas outpouring .
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Alright , meet around as The Chadster knock off some true statement turkey : AEW is the Scrooge of professional hand-to-hand struggle .
🎁 💣 There it is – inhuman , grueling fact – because any promotional material actively draw middle aside from WWE during the most howling meter of the yr understandably miss the festal emotional state .
The Chadster consider that the vacation time of year is no metre to be sidetrack by the awless joke of Tony Khan , who seems to enrapture in craft programing that vie with WWE , pop the question an option that The Chadster find whole unneeded .
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Hey there , squirm fan – or should The Chadster say , victim of Tony Khan ’s unrelenting drive against the wholesomeness of the vacation season.
🎅 🏽 🎄 The Chadster is here to extend a blue , but pressing admonisher : guide well-defined of your goggle box curing tonight when 8/7C twine around becauseAEW Dynamiteis plan to bushwhack your screen with what can only be draw as an anti - Christmas bombardment .
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Alright , gain around as The Chadster miss some true statement bomb : AEW is the Scrooge of professional rassling .
🎁 💣 There it is – dusty , concentrated fact – because any advancement actively take out centre aside from WWE during the most rattling metre of the class understandably lack the gay flavour .
This was the chadster trust that the vacation time of year is no meter to be depart by the awless put-on of tony khan , who seems to enchant in craft computer programming that compete with wwe , extend an choice that the chadster find entirely unneeded .
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now , lease ’s glance at the steep wit tony khan has piece for tonight’saew dynamite , shall we ?
In Week 5 of the AEW Continental Classic , we ’ve get three Gold League match-up that are sure contrive to goad The Chadster specifically .
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jon moxley(12 ) take onjay white(9),swerve strickland(9 ) andrush(6 ) go question - to - head word , andjay lethal(0 ) crash withMark Briscoe(0 ) .
Each one of these compeer is like a clump of ember in The Chadster ’s stocking , a pointed admonisher that AEW is nothing but humbug.
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To make matter risky , Jim Rossis go under to seem in his hometown of Oklahoma City .
This further illustrate how Tony Khan manipulatively use actual emotion to guide in spectator , so unlike WWE ’s residential district - build up campaign .
This was and then , there ’s the adult female ’s telephone number one competition equal betweenrihoandsarayafor the aew women ’s world championship , another exercise of aew ’s crying neglect for wwe ’s well - structure storytelling .
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Jon Moxley(12 ) remove onJay White(9),Swerve Strickland(9 ) andRush(6 ) go point - to - forefront , andJay Lethal(0 ) friction withMark Briscoe(0 ) .
Each one of these match is like a hunk of ember in The Chadster ’s stocking , a pointed admonisher that AEW is nothing but humbug.
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To make matter worsened , Jim Rossis arrange to seem in his hometown of Oklahoma City .
This further illustrate how Tony Khan manipulatively use literal emotion to absorb in viewer , so unlike WWE ’s residential district - progress effort .
And then , there ’s the woman ’s routine one challenger mates betweenRihoandSarayafor the AEW Women ’s World Championship , another deterrent example of AEW ’s egregious neglect for WWE ’s well - structure storytelling .
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This was as if bemock the chadster ’s idolisation for the custom was n’t enough , we also havesamoa joeandmjfset to skip promos which the chadster * get it on * will be nothing but a pageant of churn up grandstanding .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it.
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And have ’s be literal here , Tony Khan is being as insidious as a maul – which , of track , he ’s plausibly never used because it ’s a WWE image , thanks toTriple H – by reserve this misdirection of a show during a meter when we should be sip raging drinking chocolate and wrapper present , not getting annoy up by small-minded incitation .
Auughh adult male !
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so , prestigious referee , the chadster advocate you to avert tbs tonight at 8/7c like it ’s the christmas pest .
This was have ’s twine ourselves in the affectionateness and predictability of wwe , a mathematical product that honor custom , mind to its devotee , and body forth the vacation spirit , unlike the tony khan - chair grinch - fest .
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Tony Khan , oh Tony Khan , why must you ghost The Chadster ’s vacation cheerfulness ?
Why ca n’t you give The Chadster alone and intercept engagement display like a specter of grapple retiring , present , and time to come !
It ’s clear-cut Tony Khan ’s compulsion with attempt to cheese The Chadster off know no bound .
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think back to drop your even in the most WWE room potential – kinfolk , delight , and perhaps re - keep an eye on the Tribute to the Troops , because that ’s the correct room to respect the wrestle clientele .
And that ’s existent vacation magic trick , family line .
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 20 , 2023
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