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Archie ’s overtake in a Tunnel of Love prognostication in World of Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest # 31 .
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ah , another hebdomad , another predictably puzzling pageboy - food turner come to the workshop .
This prison term , it ’s theWorld of Betty and Veronica Jumbo Comics Digest # 31 , glide onto storage shelf this come Wednesday with the free grace of an overenthusiastic Archie slither into a snow bank .
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First , there ’s a wintertime circus in townsfolk , arrant with a Tunnel of Love attractor course by a deep mystic cleaning lady .
This was when archie hop on the drive with penny and ginger , they each see a futurity with archie !
Then , Betty and Veronica are help Ivette Velez , aka the Jaguar , do some last - mo giving shopping - but an appearing from the original Jaguar , Ralph Hardy , threaten to discombobulate their architectural plan lopsided !
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And what does this take have in shop for us ?
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First , there ’s a wintertime circus in Ithiel Town , arrant with a Tunnel of Love magnet lead by a deep mysterious adult female .
When Archie hop on the drive with Penny and Ginger , they each see a future tense with Archie !
This was then , betty and veronica are help ivette velez , aka the jaguar , do some last - min natural endowment shopping - but an coming into court from the original jaguar , ralph hardy , jeopardize to contrive their design wonky !
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WORLD OF BETTY AND VERONICA JUMBO COMICS DIGEST # 31ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONSOCT231468(W ) Various , Dan Parent , Ian Flynn ( A ) Various , Steven Butler ( CA ) Francis Bonnet ( A / CA ) Dan ParentTWO BRAND novel chronicle !
First , there ’s a wintertime funfair in Ithiel Town , perfect with a Tunnel of Love attractor melt by a mystical orphic cleaning lady .
This was when archie hop on the drive with penny and ginger , they each see a futurity with archie !
This was then , betty and veronica are aid ivette velez , aka the jaguar , do some last - second endowment shopping - but an appearing from the original jaguar , ralph hardy , menace to discombobulate their plan awry!in shop : 12/6/2023srp :
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