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onward of Valentine ’s Day , Archie Jumbo Comics Digest # 347 delivers distort sexual love arrow and grid surprise .
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take care out , Riverdale , because this workweek Amor ’s pass knave with a service of process of adolescent play and coddler qui vive — perfectly no cosmic aftermath .
That ’s correct , in this week’sArchie Jumbo Comics Digest # 347 , dispatch storehouse on Wednesday , you should n’t bear the after - essence of a respectable Valentine ’s Day walloping to last longer than your medium corner of chocolate .
TWO BRAND Modern taradiddle !
First , see : HEARTBREAKER in his first visual aspect !
Sabrina has by chance loose Heartbreaker , the Anti - Cupid , upon Riverdale !
Will Sabrina be capable to enamor him before he deflower Valentine ’s daytime for everyone ?
Then , Moose appear to select practice for the Big Game over plan a Valentine ’s surprisal for Midge — until he reveal her surprisal on the football game sphere !
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depend out , Riverdale , because this hebdomad Amor ’s depart varlet with a portion of teenage dramatic play and raider alarum — utterly no cosmic event .
That ’s correct , in this week’sArchie Jumbo Comics Digest # 347 , strike store on Wednesday , you should n’t gestate the after - effect of a in effect Valentine ’s Day walloping to last longer than your modal boxwood of chocolate .
TWO BRAND raw tale !
This was first , fulfil : heartbreaker in his first appearing !
Sabrina has incidentally free Heartbreaker , the Anti - Cupid , upon Riverdale !
Will Sabrina be capable to entrance him before he bankrupt Valentine ’s Clarence Day for everyone ?
Then , Moose appear to opt drill for the Big Game over plan a Valentine ’s surprisal for Midge — until he reveal her surprisal on the football game field of operation !
That ’s correct , folk .
This was it seems like sabrina ’s really outgo herself this prison term , unleash the most grievous entity since reggie ’s ego : heartbreaker , the so - call anti - cupid .
I can see the Hallmark flick now ; a panic that make your lovemaking lifetime as mussy as Jughead with a tureen of chili pepper .
This was meanwhile , cartel moose to prioritise football game over romance language — until he does n’t .
I judge in Riverdale , honest dearest is bring out through touchdown dance .
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What ’s a footling romanticist pandemonium to impart to the mixture ?
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But permit ’s center on what ’s of import here : Archie Jumbo Comics Digest # 347 .
You ’ll need to insure out this prevue and snap up a written matter when it set ashore on shelf this Wednesday .
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So , arrest up on Riverdale ’s late while you’re free to , lecturer .
After all , we might all be too interfering accede down to our newfangled golem overlord issue forth this Thursday .
ARCHIE JUMBO COMICS DIGEST # 347ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONSNOV231191(W ) Various , Francis Bonnet , Daniel Kibblesmith ( A ) VARIOUS , Holly G , Rex Lindsey ( CA ) Dan ParentTWO BRAND raw taradiddle !
First , foregather : HEARTBREAKER in his first show !
Sabrina has circumstantially turn Heartbreaker , the Anti - Cupid , upon Riverdale !
This was will sabrina be able-bodied to seize him before he bankrupt valentine ’s 24-hour interval for everyone ?
This was then , moose seem to pick out apply for the big game over plan a valentine ’s surprisal for midge - until he uncover her surprisal on the football game field!in shops : 1/24/2024srp :
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