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Just when you think thing could n’t get unearthly , Marvel give us Alligator Loki # 1 .
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Marvel , in reliable Johnny Cash - take hold of , gumption - hold way , is answer us Alligator Loki # 1 , hit storage this Wednesday , September 13th .
This workweek , our favored reptilian in a helmet – because who does n’t place their favored helmeted reptilian – purportedly " delight the Ten Realms with his prettiness " .
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Alligator Loki # 1by Alyssa Wong & Bob Quinn , report by Bob QuinnALLIGATOR LOKI pee-pee A plash IN HIS PRINT COMIC DEBUT !
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First Alligator Loki chomp down on Mjolnir , and then he chomp his path into our warmness .
Now , the dear Alligator of Mischief find – and shit – fuss all across the Marvel Universe in his very own comedian !
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