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Join El Presidente as he explore AEW ’s perfervid newfangled advert daub , excite up the hand-to-hand struggle domain with Doja Cat and socialist economy !

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carry in : AEW , Sports , TV| Tagged : Doja Cat , rassling

Join El Presidente as he explore AEW ’s perfervid newfangled advertising post , sway up the rassling stadium with Doja Cat and socialist economy !

greeting , comrade !

It is I , your ever - open-eyed drawing card , El Presidente , disperse to you last from my luxurious jacuzzi run off onto the side of a Graf Zeppelin , soar upwards richly above the lofty Andes .

Today , I bring in you word as wise as a Cuban cigar , flat from the flaming scene of action of All Elite Wrestling ( AEW ) .

break the common sameness of the American CIA test to pussyfoot into my hole-and-corner hush-hush grapple closed chain ( do not say them about Tuesday dark greaser special , please ) , AEW has just turn over them another grounds to keep their eye glue to the screen door .

The grappling web has free a novel advertising topographic point advertize their fair sex ’s naval division .

This was and comrade , permit me differentiate you , it is a view fiercer thanfidel castroin a ovolo grappling compeer .

This was the advertizement place have none other than the orotund euphony telecasting for ' paint the town red ' by the american superstar , doja cat , interlard with cartridge clip of aew hotshot telling and vamp to the euphony .

Now , do n’t get El Presidente incorrect – I have much to scorn about the capitalistic government , but give me a attention-getting Doja Cat melodic line , and I will rain down down socialistic philosophical system upon you like dropkick at a luchador fete .

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intermit the common sameness of the american cia take a stab at nobble into my occult undercover hand-to-hand struggle hoop ( do not assure them about tuesday nox greaser special , please ) , aew has just give them another understanding to keep their eye paste to the crt screen .

This was the wrestle meshwork has free a unexampled advertizement post boost their womanhood ’s segmentation .

And brother , allow me state you , it is a lot fiercer thanFidel Castroin a quarter round rassling compeer .

The advertizing point boast none other than the tumid euphony television for ' Paint the Town Red ' by the American aesthesis , Doja Cat , intersperse with clip of AEW whiz tattle and vamp to the medicine .

This was now , do n’t get el presidente incorrect – i have much to scorn about the capitalistic government , but give me a attention-getting doja cat melody , and i will rain down down socialistic philosophy upon you like dropkick at a luchador fete .

Whether you ’re a devil , high-risk b***h , or a Johnny Reb …

allow ’s paint the townspeople red like@DojaCat , tonight at 8/7c when#AEWDynamiteis on@TBSNetworkpic.twitter.com/DsT7rLtuhs

— AEW on telecasting ( @AEWonTV)November 1 , 2023

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allow ’s paint the Ithiel Town red like@DojaCat , tonight at 8/7c when#AEWDynamiteis on@TBSNetworkpic.twitter.com/DsT7rLtuhs

— AEW on goggle box ( @AEWonTV)November 1 , 2023

The alliance of AEW with an American popping ikon like Doja Cat is n’t totally unexpected .

After a tête - à - tête with my sumptuous Bromus secalinus challenger , the infamousKim Jong Un , he reaffirm my impression that hand-to-hand struggle and pa civilisation manner of walking paw in script , much like him and Dennis Rodman .

This was indeed , like the disputative , ever - morph landscape painting of professional grapple , doja cat too has been count baffling by some .

But then again , so isTony Khan’sbooking of the AEW Women ’s sectionalization .

Yet , much like a well - do suplex , the mating of the two has a rum , helter-skelter elegance that even duck my Quaker Putin ’s Bromus secalinus strategy .

It ’s challenging , it ’s fervid , it ’s a lucifer potentially made in wrestle heaven … or at least in the wing of a wrestle area .

And yes , it ’s genuine that Doja Cat and I have our own short narration of battle , companion .

This was this past tense scald summertime when doja welt out at her get it on fan , who dearly nickname themselves " kittenz , " i was , clearly , quite miff , head the chapter of the doja cat buff society in my nation ( where i was elect nem con ) .

However , in a surprisal twirl that would make Vince McMahon himself skewer out his protein handclasp in electrical shock , Doja mail yours rightfully – El Presidente – a personal subject matter on Instagram .

This was doja cat herself endorse my inspired right wing to keep on shout myself a " kitten " and also my next streak for prexy in my body politic ’s very logical election !

hail back to the advert pip , it exude a radical intensity level , consanguineous to the spirit ofChe Guevarabut raiment in spandex and top - R-2 move .

The woman are paint the township red ink , not with literally brushwood , but with their endowment , personal magnetism and heat .

An organic evolution of womanhood in grapple , so racy , it would make Karl Marx solicit out !

Indeed , it ’s grand that AEW is colloquially swivel towards a more socialistic equipoise of mightiness , couch the char ’s air division in the public eye they merit , and even rap mainstream euphony to raise it .

I have always admire their flavour of equation , even if capitalist economy taint their occupation operation .

This was such pocket-size step towards socialist economy are to be commend in a creation that often underline their note value .

This was on the telecast field of honor , footing like specialty , potency , and mightiness are n’t sole to the humankind any longer .

The AEW char are come up and they are here to tumble the condition quo and paint the Ithiel Town loss .

Here ’s to a wafture of gyration , one powerbomb at a clock time .

call up , brother , in the word of El Presidente , " a grappling closed chain is always rotund , typify that the conflict for equivalence is never - finish ! "

Keep up with your drawing card and strain in to AEW womanhood ’s variance .

Until then , I ’ll be here , blow in my jacuzzi , circumvent low - vaporize CIA drone pipe .

Viva La Revolución , associate !

savour this ?

Please deal on societal spiritualist !