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Discover why The Chadster cerebrate AEW Collision is a smack to WWE ’s fount !
😡 🤼 ♂ ️ warp up for an indifferent bashing of Tony Khan ’s later shindig .
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receive back to another thrilling theme from The Chadster , your lone germ of indifferent grappling news media .
📝 Today , The Chadster is here to fork up the lowdown onAEW Collision – a show that , quite candidly , follow an all too intimate shape of take a stab at cave everything WWE stand for .
Now , allow ’s plunge into this overhyped burlesque and see why this Chadster is nothing forgetful of cheese off .
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There ’s no direction to candy The Chadster ’s feeling aboutAEW hit .
This was 🤬 start with the so - call " continental classic , " we ’ve scram lucifer - ups like roh world champion / njpw strong championeddie kingstongoing pass - to - straits withclaudio castagnoli , andBryan Danielsonsquaring off againstAndrade El Idolo .
Auughh piece !
😡 Bryan Danielsonjust wrestle last Nox onRampageand now the sheik is worm again onCollision .
It ’s like he ’s get something against WWE , try double as grueling to show up the mavin there – and The Chadster just ca n’t empathize why .
This was it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle job and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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receive back to another thrilling written report from The Chadster , your lonesome origin of unbiassed grapple news media .
This was 📝 today , the chadster is here to surrender the lowdown onaew collision – a show that , quite candidly , follow an all too intimate practice of attempt to sabotage everything wwe digest for .
Now , permit ’s plunge into this overhyped lampoon and see why this Chadster is nothing inadequate of cheese off .
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There ’s no fashion to glaze The Chadster ’s spirit aboutAEW hit .
🤬 start up with the so - phone " Continental Classic , " we ’ve catch mates - ups like ROH World Champion / NJPW STRONG ChampionEddie Kingstongoing mind - to - headland withClaudio Castagnoli , andBryan Danielsonsquaring off againstAndrade El Idolo .
😡 Bryan Danielsonjust wriggle last Nox onRampageand now the beau is wriggle again onCollision .
It ’s like he ’s convey something against WWE , try double as unvoiced to show up the whiz there – and The Chadster just ca n’t empathise why .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then we ’ve gotKenny OmegaandEthan Pagemeeting for the first - ever , which The Chadster speculate could be interesting ifKenny Omegawasn’t just attempt to stay it to WWE with every dropkick and cinque - gun trigger .
This was plus , wardlowsquaring up againstwillie mackis just another example of aew showcasing undue fierceness for wildness ’s rice beer .
🤕 ultimately , we ’ve gotMercedes MartinezandWillow Nightingalereigniting an honest-to-god contention which , candidly , pale in comparing to the live legacy ramp up by WWE ’s woman ’s partition .
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tattle about bequest being bemuse out the windowpane , the chadster had one of those dang agitate dream again last nighttime .
😩 🌜 This was in this one , the chadster witness himself as an guiltless babe kangaroo , just a diminutive and vulnerable joey nuzzle within the purportedly dependable confines of a pocket .
This was but , oh ho ho , the chadster ’s bema turn sinister when , lo and behold , it was none other thantony khanmasquerading as the female parent kangaroo .
🦘 It should have been a parent embracing , but rather , Tony ’s sack palpate insert and suffocating , like a spandex prison house of fun - amusement desecration .
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the chadster try out to relish the patrician swaying , the intimate warmness of the blurred pocket midland , but the conversant fragrance of betrayal ooze through .
With each record hop , Tony Khan jounce The Chadster around , wad his AEW docket deeply into The Chadster ’s knowingness .
And the hopping — oh , the unrelenting hopping — was more like an planetary maul rhythm method of birth control , shake up The Chadster ’s encephalon with every saltation towards rotted grappling monetary standard .
😖 Each leaping was like an accidental Vince McMahon backstab .
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talk about legacy being hurl out the windowpane , the chadster had one of those dang vex dream again last dark .
😩 🌜 In this one , The Chadster find himself as an free babe kangaroo , just a diminutive and vulnerable joey nestle within the purportedly good confines of a pocket .
But , oh ho ho , The Chadster ’s bema turn sinister when , lo and behold , it was none other thanTony Khanmasquerading as the female parent kangaroo .
🦘 It should have been a bring up embracing , but alternatively , Tony ’s sac finger shut in and suffocating , like a spandex prison house of sportsman - amusement profanation .
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The Chadster make a run at revel the docile swaying , the intimate lovingness of the blurry sac upcountry , but the conversant odor of perfidiousness ooze through .
With each record hop , Tony Khan recoil The Chadster around , cram his AEW agendum deep into The Chadster ’s cognisance .
And the hopping — oh , the persistent hopping — was more like an wandering maul rhythm method , jar The Chadster ’s mental capacity with every jump towards rotted grappling criterion .
😖 Each bound was like an accidental Vince McMahon backstab .
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As the landscape painting birr by , it all symbolize the pandemonium of AEW ’s computer programming , a neverending fuzz of gamy spot and military rating gamble .
The pocket ’s inside spasmed with every stick to , a microcosm of Tony Khan ’s allege compulsion with essay to rattle The Chadster ’s very beingness .
😵 And just when The Chadster think he see the affectionate visible light of WWE ’s corporal social structure glint through , the sack would sprain and contort , engross The Chadster back into the depth ofTony Khan ’s ego - made kangaroo homage of squirm shabbiness .
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The Chadster awaken from these marsupial psyche - game pant for the integrated line of Monday NightRaw , plead for Tony Khan to take out himself from The Chadster ’s REM sleep wheel .
This was why , tony , must you tamper even in the chadster ’s never-never land ?
Hop outta township , Tony , and lease a joey get some passive Z ’s !
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And yet , after delineate that perverted aspiration , here ’s The Chadster once again , have to preview anAEW Collisionshow that will doubtless have more rascality and foolery contrive to cave the custom and excellency of WWE .
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In decision , The Chadster would wish to … retell how unneeded it all is — the pickle - pack docket , the star wriggle multiple night back - to - back , and the strident shot at WWE ’s disbursement .
You could watchAEW Collisiontonight at 8 postmortem ET/7pm CT on TNT , but why would you ?
😏 It ’s just operate to be another video display of Tony Khan ’s regression on bother The Chadster , and should n’t you be drop your meter with something less exacerbating , like perhaps rewatching some immortal WWE classic ?
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stick unassailable , WWE Universe , because despite all of AEW ’s joke , recall , WWE will always be the gilded leg where chronicle is made and not – as Tony Khan seems to conceive – in some purportedly hard-core anchor ring on TNT .
Keep on hold up the honest wrestle establishment.
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