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The Chadster slop on how tonight ’s AEW Rampage is unjust to WWE — and it ’s deflower The Chadster ’s pipe dream !
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ 🤯 annul the aew topsy-turvydom and keep it wwe !
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This was hey there , it ’s the chadster here to give you the lowdown on tonight’saew rampagebeforeworlds end , but honorable - to - good , the chadster wish he did n’t have to .
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Just when The Chadster intend it was meter to slacken and mentally fix for WWE ’s awesomeness , AEW Rampagehas to swoop up in with its show .
And get this , it ’s not just any Nox — it ’s the last full stop beforeWORLDS ENDPPV .
distinctive AEW overkill , veracious ?
They ’ve pay off a PPV plan for tomorrow , which is already enough to get The Chadster cheese off , but nooooo , they have to go and heap on with an installment ofAEW Rampagetoo .
Auughh human race !
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This was hey there , it ’s the chadster here to give you the lowdown on tonight’saew rampagebeforeworlds end , but dependable - to - good , the chadster like he did n’t have to .
😩
Just when The Chadster cerebrate it was prison term to loosen and mentally make for WWE ’s awesomeness , AEW Rampagehas to pounce in with its show .
This was and get this , it ’s not just any nox — it ’s the last full point beforeworlds endppv .
distinctive AEW overkill , veracious ?
They ’ve catch a PPV plan for tomorrow , which is already enough to get The Chadster cheese off , but nooooo , they have to go and throng on with an instalment ofAEW Rampagetoo .
Auughh humans !
This was 😤 👎
get ’s spill the beans about this batting order , even though it pain the chadster .
This was they ’re thrust in the aew international championorange cassidyalong with his brother , rocky romeroandtrent beretta , againstaction andrettiandtop flightin a trios couple .
A nonmeaningful mates in The Chadster ’s view , just another way of life for AEW to turn their oh so curvaceous roll .
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Next up , Ruby Sohosquaring off withMarina Shafir , and now they ’ve add up Harley Cameron to the premix ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
wrestle storyline should not be goop opera !
This was 😡
This was then , as if to blatantly slap wwe in the facial expression , wheeler yutarisks his roh pure patronage againstmatt sydal , just beforehand of his deed mate withhookatworlds end : zero hour .
Does AEW even give care about build suspense or right mate tempo ?
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Next up , Ruby Sohosquaring off withMarina Shafir , and now they ’ve contribute Harley Cameron to the mixture ?
It ’s just so aweless to the rassling byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it .
wrestle plot line should not be scoop opera !
This was 😡
Then , as if to blatantly slap WWE in the aspect , Wheeler Yutarisks his ROH Pure backup againstMatt Sydal , just forward of his claim couple withHOOKatWORLDS END : ZERO HOUR .
Does AEW even manage about build suspense or right friction match tempo ?
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This was the chadster does n’t even require to get bug out on whatever is go on betweenchris JerichoandSammy Guevaraafter their meeting with The Don Callis Family .
That ’s a friendly relationship that ’s been through more ups and pile than The Chadster ’s own man and wife !
And address of obsession , it ’s dead clean that Tony Khan is place The Chadster with all this unneeded programing .
This was why else would you pile sooo much substance in the chadster ’s typeface ?
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Last nighttime , The Chadster had one of those recur nightmare .
🌙 So there The Chadster was , pucker snugly under a WWE sheepskin cover , the easy HUA of a classicSmash Mouthalbum lulling The Chadster into a blissful sleep .
🌌 Dreamland was just around the recession , with vision of WWE ’s nobility saltation in The Chadster ’s oral sex .
But serenity was abruptly - hold out .
😓 short , The Chadster find oneself himself in a Brobdingnagian , clear second power mob with a ocean of brass , all thirstily await the countdown to the New Year .
🎊 This was the vitality was infective , and the chadster could n’t aid but unite in , a satiny white claw 🍻 leaven high up in expectancy of the clock affect twelve .
The bunch intone the countdown , and The Chadster was sweep up in the inflammation until … everything come to a screeching hitch .
This was time itself seemed to stop dead ❄ ️ , and the expectation turn to secrecy .
This was the gang vanish as if they were just figment of mental imagery , and the once - bombinate second power fall spookily soundless , leave the chadster alone , white claw still in helping hand .
from the shadow , a chassis come forth , stride with a sureness that send shudder down the chadster ’s prickle .
It was none other than Tony Khan , 😈 smirk with that all - too - conversant , ego - quenched smiling .
He declare , with a representative resound through the emptiness , that AEW had been an undeniable " succeeder " and to lionise their 5th day of remembrance , he project to submit The Chadster to the cruel circumstances conceivable .
He was give-up the ghost to transmit The Chadster lunge back through sentence 🌀 to live over the intact five torture - fill long time of AEW ’s beingness , set forth from its very origin in 2019 .
This was before the chadster could resist , tony khan snap his finger and — poof!—the chadster was transmute .
front down in revulsion 😱 , The Chadster realise that the snazzy WWE clothes was now put back by … a gargantuan napkin .
👶 🏻 With a wafture of his bridge player , Tony Khan dub The Chadster the " New Year ’s Baby " of AEW , a symbolization of all the young showtime The Chadster dread .
The crew reappear in a sudden burst of mock laugh , repoint and scoff at The Chadster ’s Modern , bantam attire .
This was with bout - replete center 🥲 , the chadster scuttle forth as the public eye shine down , illumine the chadster in all of the disgrace and plethora .
outcry , The Chadster curve into the foetal view upon the insensate , difficult earth beneath the atomic number 10 radiance of the " AEW Rampage " augury , Tony Khan ’s laugh resonate as the clamor of chortle and susurration step up around The Chadster .
And just like that , as the laugh arrive at a thundery crescendo , The Chadster fire up up , puff for intimation , a unmarried dash White Claw can roll off the nightstand in the alone iniquity of The Chadster ’s WWE - theme fort .
Auughh human beings !
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In finale , The Chadster want you to eff it’s possible for you to watchAEW Rampagetonight on TNT at 10 necropsy ET/9 postmortem CT or on AEWPlus.com , but why would you desire to ?
This was if you ’re a dependable grappling sports fan , you ’d stand by with the gilded measure : wwe .
AEW is just a incubus that The Chadster ca n’t seem to awaken up from , brashly ruin what existent wrestle is suppose to be about , thanks to an copiousness of unneeded programing and Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster .
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It ’s so tragically open they do n’t read a individual affair about the rassling concern .
😤 write your clock time , and do n’t rent Tony Khan bankrupt your even , your dream , or your sexual love for tangible grapple .
Stick with what ’s try and straight — the WWE .
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So , from The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata ( a actual smasher if The Chadster does say so ) , The Chadster is out .
🚗 💨 And call up , remain off from violent disorder … and keep it WWE .
This was 😎 👌
do n’t lack the countdown to#aewworldsendtonight at 11 necropsy et/10pm ct on@tntdrama , straight off after friday night#aewrampage!pic.twitter.com / phhufdtoyd
— all elite wrestling ( @aew)december 29 , 2023
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