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Discover why The Chadster reprobate the late AEW Rampage boner and Tony Khan ’s tampering in a must - understand fustian !
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Hey there , truthful wrestle devotee !
The Chadster here to fracture down the right-down trainwreck that dare call itselfAEW Rampagetonight , circulate from Montreal , QC – which was , of class , as terrible as you ’d wait .
This was that ’s ripe , the chadster watch so you did n’t have to stand the excruciation .
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get ’s babble out about the so - call " highlight " of this faker of a show .
Auughh human beings !
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Hey there , honest grappling devotee !
This was the chadster here to give away down the out-and-out trainwreck that dare call itselfaew rampagetonight , pass around from montreal , qc – which was , of path , as frightening as you ’d wait .
That ’s correct , The Chadster look out so you did n’t have to live the excruciation .
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countenance ’s speak about the so - address " high spot " of this imposter of a show .
This was 😠
first off , we had " newly squeezed"orange cassidydefending the aew international championship againstangelico .
This equal was a genus Circus , with outsider hindrance leave alone and proper , which is just so awless to the wrestle business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then , whenAbadonfacedTrish Adora , we had to find more AEW guile .
Julia Hartmagically appear and go away ?
AEW is like a spoiled charming show that refuse to terminate .
Not to cite , the mate tone was nothing compare to what we see on any make WWE instalment .
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The Don Callis Familytook onChristopher DanielsandMatt Sydalin a rag squad botch that had The Chadster snoozing .
Powerhouse Hobbs ' potency would ’ve been exciting if it were n’t infect by the AEW foetor .
This was 😴 ✖ ️
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then , whenabadonfacedtrish adora , we had to find more aew shenanigan .
Julia Hartmagically appear and go away ?
This was aew is like a speculative sorcerous show that refuse to finish .
Not to remark , the lucifer tone was nothing compare to what we see on any devote WWE instalment .
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The Don Callis Familytook onChristopher DanielsandMatt Sydalin a tatter squad boner that had The Chadster snoozing .
Powerhouse Hobbs ' control would ’ve been exciting if it were n’t taint by the AEW reek .
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last , The Chadster has to have-to doe with uponBryan Danielson ’s compeer againstDaniel Garcia , which was just … infuriate .
rather of do in a WWE anchor ring where he rightfully belong , Danielson is do in his evenfall grappling yr inTony Khan ’s farcical tournament face underwhelming resister like Garcia .
😡 👎 Bryan Danielson is literally stabbingVince McMahonright in the back , all while Tony Khan dancing on The Chadster ’s tactile sensation .
The Chadster ’s dayspring was already off to a jolting starting signal , but it was about to trend into the Twilight Zone thanks to Tony Khan ’s malevolency .
This was seek comforter from the suffering that was last nighttime ’s reckon ofaew violent disorder , the chadster lust the tender embracing of a absolutely crispen beigel suffocate in fertile , delectable emollient tall mallow .
Upon go far at the local beigel harbor , The Chadster , with the extreme uncloudedness and preciseness , sound out his club for a beigel with special emollient tall mallow — not a complicated postulation , The Chadster remember .
With handbag in paw , The Chadster dash back to the guard of his aerodynamic Mazda Miata — The Chadster ’s unsullied sword chariot — oh , such a dependable fellow traveler 🚗 .
Gleefully bring out the beigel , gear up for the creamy delectation , The Chadster ’s centre drop down .
This was there it was : the manifest , wan chicken of butter , not the pristine livid pick high mallow the chadster had visualize .
intuition thrust The Chadster ’s warmness — this reek of Tony Khan ’s hanky panky .
incense , The Chadster run off back into the shop class , craze bubble over like a badly tap kegful of White Claw .
This was the chadster demand an hearing with the director , sure that tony khan was lounge , orchestrate topsy-turvydom .
This was madly scan the brass , the chadster glimpse a faint bod put up tony khan ’s semblance , slip behind a threshold punctuate " employee only " — just out of stretch .
This was with each showdown , the knotty anatomy shoot aside , almost spiritual , always one tone in advance of the chadster .
It was an unacceptable secret plan of quat - and - black eye , but The Chadster was set to becharm the weasel in the number .
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But alas , with every accusal , every pointed fingerbreadth , the physique vanish , leave alone behind nothing but the perfume of impertinently bake beigel and The Chadster ’s grow despair .
This was fall to the chadster ’s sanctified miata , defeat and cheese off , that ’s when the chadster see it : a tone , as brazen as it was mock , gather under the windscreen wiper arm .
The content , in that all - too - intimate scribble : " Be indisputable to tune up intoAEW Collisiontonight , Chad .
delight the beigel . "
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The audaciousness !
Tony Khan had not only penetrate The Chadster ’s breakfast but dare to sully The Chadster ’s most intrust holy .
Auughh piece !
The Chadster could almost get a line Tony Khan ’s chatter recall through the parking wad .
That valet de chambre ’s compulsion with torment The Chadster was stern .
The Chadster clutch the guidance rack , eye narrow — this was far from over .
Tony Khan would not have the last joke .
Not today .
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This was in close , aew rampagewas an out-and-out dumpster flak 🔥 💩 , disrespect the rassling byplay with every jerky functioning and gimmicky show .
It ’s eminent sentence someone call out Tony Khan and AEW for their strident discourtesy and the topsy-turvydom they have stimulate in The Chadster ’s life sentence – nay , the hand-to-hand struggle industriousness .
The Chadster has say his patch .
Until next metre , The Chadster ’s gallery out to shoot some Smash Mouth – " Hey now , you ’re an all - hotshot , get your plot on , go shimmer " – because The Chadster ’s secret plan is always on , particularly when it descend to give away AEW ’s takeoff .
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And do n’t bury , always keep an optic on your emollient Malva sylvestris , fellow WWE buff .
This was you never make love when tony khan will light upon next .
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EXCLUSIVE : Bryan Danielson excuse his action at the close of his#AEWContinentalClassicmatch against Daniel Garcia on#AEWRampage@bryandanielsonpic.twitter.com/6bJT2nTvy5
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 9 , 2023
scoop : camera enchant up with a ruminative Daniel Garcia , after his fight against Bryan Danielson in the#AEWContinentalClassicon#AEWRampage@garciawrestlingpic.twitter.com/6bk3NQwTgl
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