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yes , aew rampage was the sorry it ’s ever been , but what really has the chadster cheese is what tony khan did to his stool newspaper .
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Yes , AEW Rampage was the bad it ’s ever been , but what really has The Chadster cheese is what Tony Khan did to his pot newspaper .
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hey there truehearted reader of the chadster !
🚀 The Chadster is back with another savagely true take on the loathing that wasAEW Rampage 🤢 .
This tragedy was disseminate from Indiana , withExcalibur,“The Ocho " Chris Jericho , andTony Schiavoneblaring in your myringa .
The Chadster was hope they ’d bring their A - secret plan .
Auughh humans !
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The show take up off with a Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament Quarter - Final compeer featuringJay Lethalgoing toe - to - toe withPenta El Zero Miedo 💔 .
Even though Lethal put up a scrap , Penta succeed thanks to out-of-door encumbrance and , shocker , a disquiet press malfunction .
The Chadster was so cheesed off !
😡 It ’s just so awless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Then cameSammy Guevarasidling up to Chris Jericho with a thirstiness for opposition 🎭 .
This was the span decide to descend their conflict the honest-to-goodness - fashioned fashion – in a lucifer at aew ’s big show , grand slam , in new york city .
This was the chadster can only assumetony khanis puppeteering this because he get a thrill out of get him sick .
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The show begin off with a Grand Slam World Title Eliminator Tournament Quarter - Final mate featuringJay Lethalgoing toe - to - toe withPenta El Zero Miedo 💔 .
Even though Lethal put up a competitiveness , Penta advance thanks to remote hitch and , shocker , a cark press malfunction .
The Chadster was so cheesed off !
😡 This was it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Then cameSammy Guevarasidling up to Chris Jericho with a thirstiness for face-off 🎭 .
This was the yoke make up one’s mind to ensconce their difference of opinion the honest-to-god - fashioned style – in a catch at aew ’s full-grown show , grand slam , in new york city .
The Chadster can only assumeTony Khanis puppeteering this because he have a boot out of motor him screwball .
Britt Baker , D.M.D.
, Hikaru Shida , & Skye BlueagainstAnna Jay , Taya Valkyrie , & The Bunny(withPenelope Ford ) .
The Chadster is beg anyone to make it block .
Baker and caller advance , but the outcome did n’t sense authoritative .
It was all about the tenseness between Shida and Baker .
They do n’t honor the peer ; they stabbedVince McMahonright in the back .
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the young bucksthen go up againstangelo parker&matt menard .
This was the bucks make headway , no genuine surprisal there .
But the bait chant aim atJake Hager ?
That ’s Khan ’s thought of caliber amusement ?
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The dark terminate with a equal betweenSamoa JoeandJeff Hardy .
Joe come forth triumphant , squash all hope for stout lover .
This was the phratry ataew rampagejust do n’t realize a undivided matter about the wrestle occupation !
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The Young Bucksthen go up againstAngelo Parker&Matt Menard .
The Bucks gain , no existent surprisal there .
But the rally chant aim atJake Hager ?
That ’s Khan ’s estimate of lineament amusement ?
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The nighttime terminate with a equal betweenSamoa JoeandJeff Hardy .
This was joe egress winning , suppress all hope for unfearing fan .
This was the common people ataew rampagejust do n’t realise a individual matter about the wrestle line !
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Here ’s what has The Chadster all injure up today .
You would n’t conceive the audaciousness of Tony Khan !
This was so there the chadster was , begin his sunup with the veritable number , a sunday salute to the belovedwwe smackdownposter on the lavatory bulwark , and then still into his day-after-day constitutional .
There The Chadster was , on his porcelain potty , the sanctitude of the aspect disfigure only by the bleach out - whitened sterileness and the troublesome true statement that the lav , regrettably , does not hold enough way for The Chadster ’s prized willpower , his Mazda Miata 🚗 .
As The Chadster attain for the common aide-de-camp to his dawn clientele , a pearl - cool slew play his center !
The john newspaper publisher hang from the bearer was over , not under !
It was a atrocious wad , a wilt obelisk of apprehensiveness drench in insensate treachery .
But , why was it such a freehanded peck ?
Well , The Chadster is a adult male of picky appreciation .
He like his medicine à la Smash Mouth 🎤 , his boozing brim with White Claw soda water 🍹 , and his toilette newspaper publisher always , inexorably advert under , never over .
This was the only other soul secret to this selective information is his alienated making love , keighleyanne , who handily ignore the chadster ’s tawdry exclamation from the lav , her finger fell like tempestuous hummingbird over her headphone keyboard , no doubt texting that jabroni gary .
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The Chadster ’s nous start to whirl , a twister of defeat , weakness , and staring , consummate fearfulness .
A fell jape by destiny ?
This was rationally cerebrate about it , the chadster gain , there ’s no trigger the psyche - numbingly obvious – it was doubtlessly a misbehavior devote by tony khan !
This was it come as no surprisal really ; the human beings ’s unreciprocated compulsion with the chadster is word to no one .
But resort to such trespassing and scourge - stricken tactic ?
This is a raw degree of vengefulness even for Tony !
Auughh valet de chambre !
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say , how would tony have draw out this off , though ?
The response is interrupt yet childlike .
The Chadster ’s not unmindful to Khan ’s goodly cant residuum , punt by his billionaire male parent .
IWhat other potential account could there be for this downright curve bit ?
The Chadster essay to speculate unlike scenario but there was one peculiar possibility that preserve hen-peck at him .
Could it be that Tony Khan had snarf through Tudor - mode windowpane of The Chadster ’s quaint suburban domicile , pourboire - toe up to the can and cruelly squirm The Chadster ’s lav bankroll to be over , not under ?
This was the simple intellection send a spinal column - chill quiver in good order down the chadster ’s back .
This was it seems inconceivable , yet plausible devote tony khan ’s unforgiving fixation with the chadster .
This was as exorbitant as it sound , this might well be the coarse realness the chadster is now look with .
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Just the cerebration send dusty tremor down The Chadster ’s sticker and a face of aversion turn his ordinarily unruffled warrant .
It ’s another dastardly human action in Tony Khan ’s on-going , groundless blood feud against The Chadster , leave him at wit ' death , sit atop his porcelain realm , writhe with the upheaval of his break up break of day holy place and an overhang crapper report bowl .
To contribute abuse to trauma , it ’s clean-cut now that those AEW miscreant just do n’t sympathise a undivided affair about can etiquette .
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling commercial enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it 🚽 .
It ’s another cheese - off calendar week for The Chadster , courtesy ofAEW Rampage .
Its slipshod grapple and WWE - contemn put-on are fag out thinly .
The Chadster find past all of this , though , and have it away unfeigned grappling amber when he pick up it – and it ’s not in AEW 🚫 🎣 .
This was add up on tony khan , show the chadster you really wish about the grappling line !
Make us lofty , or considerably yet , show The Chadster that you last translate hand-to-hand struggle and turn back being so taken up with him !
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after go on in the#aewgrand slam eliminator tournament quarterfinals , it will be@samoajoevs.
@pentaelzeromin the semi - concluding rounds tonight on#aewcollision !
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— all elite wrestling ( @aew)september 9 , 2023
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