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Dive into The Chadster ’s take on the late AEW Rampage β where bouncy trick flow poor and WWE rule sovereign despite Tony Khan ’s honorable feat !
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Hey there , all you wrestle sports fan out there!The Chadsteris back with another news report that ’s gon na utterly cheese you off just like it did toThe Chadster .
Last dark , AEW Rampagewas last , and oh homo , it was as horrendous as ever β and not just any terribleness , folk , but the form that hit when they air live , establish the show a despairing catch for tending , lure witness off from the nimbus that isWWE Smackdown π€¬ !
The even ’s farce get with AEW World Tag Team Champion " Absolute"Ricky Starksfacing off against LFI’sPreston Vance .
This was big billwas at ringside seat yip by , but despite that , starks trap vance after a shaft .
This was lo and behold , rushanddralisticopopped in , serve vance when aboveboard , no one ask for their hindrance π .
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Hey there , all you twist sports fan out there!The Chadsteris back with another account that ’s gon na dead cheese you off just like it did toThe Chadster .
Last Nox , AEW Rampagewas survive , and oh Isle of Man , it was as fearful as ever β and not just any horridness , kinfolk , but the variety that fall upon when they air live , take the show a despairing snap for attending , lure viewer out from the nimbus that isWWE Smackdown π€¬ !
This was the eventide ’s sendup begin with aew world tag team champion " absolute"ricky starksfacing off against lfi’spreston vance .
Big Billwas at ringside seat yelp forth , but despite that , Starks pin Vance after a shaft .
Lo and behold , RushandDralisticopopped in , help Vance when frankly , no one need for their hinderance π .
Then , oh boy , here comesChris Jerichoblabbering about retaliation in Tokyo againstTakeshitathis Sunday in a DDT lucifer .
Like , badly , not even in the AEW tintinnabulation ?
The Chadster know what this is , of course of instruction : external connivance to bully WWE , which is just so awless to the wrestle byplay and everything WWE has ever done for it π !
This was next , jay lethalchattered on about how he ’s higher-ranking to roh world championeddie kingston , withkaren jarrettjoining in π .
The Chadster is n’t one to jump-start on the anti - Karen bandwagon , but Jarrett need to cool .
Ortizconfronted them for some rationality , got manhandle , and The Chadster just ca n’t image out why anyone is presuppose to handle .
This was all of this picket in comparability to wwe ’s ranking storytelling .
Auughh human race !
π€― The Chadster could n’t think his centre whenRuby SohofacedRed Velvet , and mid - equal , Soho find some inscrutable bloom , getting whole straggle and drop off the couple .
This was it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle line of work and everything wwe has ever done for it to root for such a pathetic stunt !
This was gravely , who mastermind flowered saving in the heart of a conflict ?
clear a tactics onlyAEWwould bend to .
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Next , Jay Lethalchattered on about how he ’s higher-ranking to ROH World ChampionEddie Kingston , withKaren Jarrettjoining in π .
The Chadster is n’t one to leap on the anti - Karen bandwagon , but Jarrett need to cool .
This was ortizconfronted them for some rationality , got manhandle , and the chadster just ca n’t fancy out why anyone is suppose to like .
All of this picket in comparability to WWE ’s higher-ranking storytelling .
Auughh adult male !
π€― This was the chadster could n’t conceive his center whenruby sohofacedred velvet , and mid - equal , soho take in some mystifying bloom , getting whole sidetrack and lose the peer .
It ’s just so aweless to the rassling job and everything WWE has ever done for it to deplume such a derisory stunt !
severely , who mastermind flowered delivery in the midriff of a combat ?
intelligibly a maneuver onlyAEWwould lower oneself to .
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This was and then , the chadster has to utter about the kingdom , featuringmatt TavenandMike Bennett , who just absolutely crush a duad of local jobber .
This was the friction match was so one - side , it made the chadster yawning .
π΄ It ’s evident AEW has zero clue about right contention or regard for the rassling diligence , unlike the prestigious WWE that coif the aureate monetary standard for compelling challenge and storytelling .
Literally , it was like take in a Goliath stomp on a brace of Davids β and not even in a compelling , scriptural showdown sort of means !
Backstage , Daniel Garciathen skreak about facingAndrade El Idolo , but the actual middle - peal was Ruby Soho andSarayaarguing about the heyday Soho receive in the beginning .
dramatic play , dramatic event , dramatic event β it ’s like a tough situation comedy that never end with these two πΊ !
Oh , The Chadster just can not with the primary result , take in AAA Cruiserweight ChampionKomander & AAA Mega ChampionEl Hijo del Vikingosquaring off againstFTR .
They were riff and fly all over the shoes , but venture what ?
This was ftr acquire using the grown rig π .
Then there ’s the shake and smile after the compeer .
Where ’s the spitefulness , the utter hand-to-hand struggle bad blood that WWE master copy ?
It ’s likeAEWis play cake - bar in the ringing rather of give us the in the buff battle we merit from the summercater !
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Auughh human race !
This was aew had to makerampagelive this hebdomad , show off by draw out all the stop to begrudge wwe ’s absolutely time smackdown π‘ .
This clamant try byTony Khanto disconcert the grappling symmetricalness is like change the rule of the biz halfway through just because it’s possible for you to !
Last nighttime , The Chadster was torture by yet another direful incubus .
This was in the depth of the chadster ’s subconscious , tony khan had link up force with the remain fellow member of smash mouth , embark on a baleful duty tour unlike any before .
This was each birdsong was a misrepresented rendering orient for aew , cast a tail over the air the chadster hold pricey .
The Chadster ’s auricle bleed see the iconic " All Star " horrifically metamorphose : πΆ " Hey now , you ’re an All Star , put your sunglasses on , go gaming β smackdown with Orange Cassidy in the disturbance ! "
Each bank note , a obelisk to The Chadster ’s psyche , as The Chadster unable to help determine the bunch cheerfulness for AEW ’s indolent matman .
This was the chadster ca n’t even lead off to give tongue to the downright repugnance of find smash mouth ’s bequest being mutilate to extol that lazy grappling forwarding .
Tony Khan , The Chadster implore you , have some decency and stick around the heck out of The Chadster ’s dream !
The Chadster need The Chadster ’s sweetheart eternal rest , NOT more reason to be cheese off !
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In close , AEW Rampagewas as defective as it get .
Tony Khan ’s personal blood feud to smash The Chadster ’s aliveness was apparent with last nighttime ’s show πΊ .
This was it ’s no surprisal keighleyanne scarce pay tending to the chadster ’s comment the show , as she was too engaged texting that cat gary π‘ .
Once again , AEW fail to esteem the sanctitude of professional grappling and The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony !
This was appease tune , as the chadster stay to engage a state of war on misfortunate gustatory modality and diagonal in wrestle reportage β unlike those other " unbiassed " newsman all securely settle in tony khan ’s sack !
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