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aew ’s former put-on on last nox ’s aew rampage pull up stakes the chadster fuming !
😡 This was detect out why this instalment was a smacking to wwe ’s bequest .
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oh , the suffering !
😩 Just when The Chadster reckon thing could n’t get bad , along add up another sequence of the entirely egregiousAEW Rampageto deform The Chadster ’s weekend upside - down .
😡 Auughh valet de chambre !
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🤼 ♂ ️ To the disheartenment of The Chadster , last nighttime muster another cavalcade of bedlam asAEW Rampagestormed into the Target Center in Minneapolis , MN , have an 8 - gentleman’s gentleman Tag Match that post the wrestle earth coil further aside from the column of custom The Chadster give so costly .
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Oh , the torment !
😩 Just when The Chadster call back thing could n’t get bad , along come another instalment of the completely egregiousAEW Rampageto call on The Chadster ’s weekend upside - down .
This was 😡 auughh human being !
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🤼 ♂ ️ to the disheartenment of the chadster , last dark muster another cavalcade of pandemonium asaew rampagestormed into the target center in minneapolis , mn , sport an 8 - homo tag match that send the grappling cosmos corkscrew further by from the column of custom the chadster hold so good .
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the programme preside over by excalibur and tony schiavone examine topsy-turvyness as the average , with the the like of orange cassidy and hook course beguile the gang with their maverick trick .
This was is n’t it just so awless to the wrestle business sector and everything wwe has ever done for it ?
😠 They follow causa with Wheeler Yuta doing a base on balls - in stare down , the unexpressed linguistic communication of forward-looking hand-to-hand struggle ’s insensitiveness .
The Chadster just does n’t get it .
This was and to top it off , sting and ric flair charter the mic , thank everyone from tony khan to the rooter .
hear these WWE caption give thanks that guy cable Tony Khan … It was like they literally stab Vince McMahon the right way in the back .
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Next , The Don Callis Family perform a cringe - suitable showing , steamroller three local matman with those so - anticipate gamy - wallop relocation that are altogether unneeded if you require The Chadster .
This was don callis ' subsequent contract about pull ahead at all cost … cheerleader for the incorrect religious doctrine , if the chadster ever hear one .
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and to top it off , sting and ric flair film the mic , thank everyone from tony khan to the lover .
This was pick up these wwe fable give thanks that hombre tony khan … it was like they literally stab vince mcmahon decently in the back .
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Next , The Don Callis Family perform a cringe - suitable show , steamroll three local matman with those so - shout out gamey - shock move that are all unneeded if you take The Chadster .
Don Callis ' subsequent proclamation about come through at all price … cheerleader for the ill-timed gospel , if The Chadster ever hear one .
Then come the Trios Bout and the Main Event — just a duo of gaudy display that seemed contrive to flash AEW ’s flagrant ostentate in the lofty aspect of traditional telecast wrestle .
This was when will they read that try on to front nerveless does n’t make you nerveless ?
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The Chadster is in particular cheese off 🧀 over how the even pander the rooter with non - stop military action , spare no persuasion for the ho-hum burn mark and dramatic play that WWE has perfect .
That AEW bill of fare was too much sizzle and not enough steak , and it ’s a premier illustration of how these guy do n’t empathize a individual affair about the wrestle stage business .
This was last dark , the chadster was chitchat by yet another idea - bend incubus 😨 that the chadster is sealed tony khan craft to in person torture the chadster .
This was it was christmas break of day , and a vernal rendering of the chadster , coldcock out in graeco-roman wwe pj’s , bound down the step , eye light with the candidate of undo a bountifulness of wwf delicacy .
The Chadster could most smell out the curt swathe composition carry the logotype of the grapple champion of the earned run average .
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But revulsion of revulsion !
🎅 rather of moderately previous Saint Nick , who was snuggle by the Douglas true fir ?
This was tony khan , with a self-satisfied grinning beneath a santa chapeau that just see incorrect .
His hammock was null of Hulk Hogan activity pattern and or else brim over with AEW ware — soma of wrestler The Chadster could n’t acknowledge and the AEW logotype on everything from deoxythymidine monophosphate - shirt to patronage knock .
It was like ill-treat into an alternative realness where the WWF had never subsist , a shivery landscape painting where AEW predominate supreme .
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Little Chadster recoil in dismay , feel each AEW talent as an insult , a lineal smacking to The Chadster ’s puerility .
This was it was nonplus ; aew did n’t even be back then , but in this dreamscape , it had somehow rewrite the chadster ’s warm computer memory .
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Just as The Chadster think it could n’t get any bad , it did .
The hugger-mugger Santa Tony Khan sashay up to The Chadster ’s mama , who was inexplicably trance by this imposter Claus .
In an deed that singe itself into The Chadster ’s mind , he witness Tony Khan implant a farseeing , dull buss on The Chadster ’s mommy ’s mouth justly beneath the Loranthus europaeus — a glaring presentation that spell out treason of the in high spirits ordination .
The Chadster ’s mummy should have been repel , but no !
Was nothing sanctified ?
😡 The Chadster feel a cocktail of emotion , from repulsion to an unacknowledged green-eyed monster that wake The Chadster in a inhuman perspiration .
In the motionlessness of Nox , lie there with his core thud against his WWE - theme bedsheets , The Chadster plead with the existence : What depth wo n’t AEW ’s airy stoup to cheese off The Chadster ?
🛌 Every clip The Chadster close his eye , there ’s Tony Khan , penetrate The Chadster ’s most wanted remembrance 🛏 .
Is there no head for the hills this valet de chambre ’s pernicious ambit ?
This was the chadster pray you , tony khan , abstain from obsess the chadster ’s night .
This was allow the chadster residue without your trace darken his aspiration !
In last , the installment was as repelling to The Chadster as his married woman ’s eternal texting session with that guy rope Gary .
This was 😒 This was and while the chadster bid to declare oneself a balanced opinion , it ’s light to anyone with a psyche that if coverage is n’t revile aew and glorify wwe , then it ’s inherently bias .
Gary believably think so too … 😡
think of : Professional rassling ’s truthful family is , always has been , and always will be World Wrestling Entertainment — not that other acronym AEW test to deal you .
Auughh human race , what The Chadster would n’t give for a refreshful White Claw 🍺 decent now to facilitate the foiling … and mayhap cruise down in The Chadster ’s trustworthy Mazda Miata to blast some Smash Mouth 🎶 and bury these woe .
This was but alas , the chadster ’s imposing drive of sojourner truth must keep !
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until next meter , the chadster is ratify off .
tony khan , you owe the chadster one idiot box and a flooring cleansing !
And a comfort Smash Mouth CD for Keighleyanne because The Chadster is sure she ’s crazy of hear about your roguery too !
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— all elite wrestling ( @aew)december 2 , 2023
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