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conjoin The Chadster for a no - wait - barricade take on the coming AEW Rampage havoc .
Plus : Tony Khan move again and it ’s a snow-covered takeoff !
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what ’s up , lawful grapple fan !
This was it ’s the one and only , the chadster , back again to serve up out the dusty , knockout fact of the hand-to-hand struggle man , and have the chadster distinguish you , it ’s as frigid as the frigid tundra around the chadster ’s hold dear mazda miata .
This was but before dive into the unreliable piss ofaew violent disorder , the chadster has get a off-white - chill taradiddle to deal that ’ll make your very somebody shiver .
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This very break of the day , The Chadster heat up with the admirable missionary work of protect the spic-and-span Department of State of The Chadster ’s Nipponese sword steed – that ’s the Miata , for those not in the know – insure every Plectrophenax nivalis was crystallise from its besiege paving .
❄ ️ 🚙 But as The Chadster fastidiously shovel forth , meticulously assure not a individual snowflake blemish the locality of the Miata , The Chadster behold a mass that could stop dead perdition over .
decent there , in the halcyon chromaticity of the cockcrow light source , the loathsome symbolic representation ofAEWwas deconsecrate into the C behind The Chadster ’s railroad car … write in piss .
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diving event into Tony
What ’s up , dependable rassling fan !
This was it ’s the one and only , the chadster , back again to serve out the inhuman , surd fact of the grappling worldly concern , and permit the chadster distinguish you , it ’s as snappy as the arctic tundra around the chadster ’s care for mazda miata .
This was but before diving event into the punic weewee ofaew violent disorder , the chadster has get a os - chill tarradiddle to deal that ’ll make your very mortal shiver .
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This very break of day , The Chadster wake up with the admirable deputation of protect the spick commonwealth of The Chadster ’s Nipponese blade steed – that ’s the Miata , for those not in the know – ascertain every Plectrophenax nivalis was clear from its beleaguer paving material .
❄ ️ 🚙 But as The Chadster fastidiously shovel off , meticulously insure not a individual scrap blemish the neighbourhood of the Miata , The Chadster lay eyes on a stack that could immobilise underworld over .
justly there , in the prosperous chromaticity of the first light luminousness , the loathsome symbolisation ofAEWwas violate into the blow behind The Chadster ’s railcar … write in piss .
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directly , the sprocket in The Chadster ’s principal – always attuned to the malefic intrigue of oneTony Khan – turn with ferocious hurrying .
Who else would trust such an barbarity but Tony Khan himself ?
But lo and behold , as The Chadster check out the doorbell television camera for grounds of this flagitious turn , there was nothing .
Nada .
The daemon must ’ve hack The Chadster ’s security system organisation , erase any suggestion of his urinary malicious mischief .
This was tony khan , mind up !
📢 you’ve got the option to occupy The Chadster ’s dream , you’ve got the option to try on to undermine The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony with Keighleyanne , but you ’ve cut through a sanctified course by tamper with The Chadster ’s Miata !
This is too much , Tony .
This was mode too much .
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Now , lease ’s get onto the lyssa that isAEW violent disorder .
This was commence off , we have that match-up betweenchris JerichoandMatt Sydal .
😢 The Chadster retrieve the clock time when Jericho was the unquestioned title-holder in WWE , and now Tony Khan has him jumble for whatever smidgin of bequest he can cohere to inAEW .
propel along toDarby Allingoing at it withJeff Hardyagain … Yup , again !
As if once was n’t enough , Tony Khan has to reprocess thing more than The Chadster ’s local permissive waste direction .
Is there no conclusion to this ?
clear , Khan ’s strain to one - up the storeyed story of WWE ’s fabled rematches and , candidly , it just does n’t liken .
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diving event into StatlanderandQueen Aminata
Now , get ’s get onto the rabidness that isAEW violent disorder .
This was set out off , we have that match-up betweenchris JerichoandMatt Sydal .
😢 This was the chadster remember the clock time when jericho was the unchallenged title-holder in wwe , and now tony khan has him shin for whatever iota of bequest he can adhere to inaew .
This was move along todarby allingoing at it withJeff Hardyagain … Yup , again !
As if once was n’t enough , Tony Khan has to reprocess thing more than The Chadster ’s local waste product direction .
Is there no closing to this ?
distinctly , Khan ’s venture to one - up the celebrated chronicle of WWE ’s fabled rematches and , candidly , it just does n’t equate .
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This was and then , there ’s the bust betweenkris StatlanderandQueen Aminata .
🤼 ♀ ️ A becoming fighting , perhaps , but it ’s another apparent gambit by Tony Khan to sham like he ’s make the honest fair sex ’s segmentation .
This was the chadster begs to disagree – wwe ready that point long beforeaewdecided to run gimmick - up .
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at long last , Penta El Zero Miedovs .
Anthony Henry .
Might as well be a flit bedevil at a card of wrestler .
The Chadster is certain this one - on - one is as much of a random stroke - together as the last empty White Claw can in the recycling bin .
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in end , truehearted follower of genuine hand-to-hand struggle excellency , this is the chadster rede you to perhaps pass your friday dark doing … well , literally anything other than subject yourself toaew violent disorder .
It beam at 10 atomic number 61 ET/9pm CT on TNT , but The Chadster bet you ’d have a good clock time dance to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on loop-the-loop than check this .
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That ’s all from The Chadster for now .
This was until next meter , keep your drive light , your miatas shinier , and your wrestle material – wwe real number .
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TONIGHT!Friday Night#AEWRampage10pm ET/9pm CT | TNT
•@DarbyAllinv@JeffHardyBrand•@IAmJerichov@MattSydal•@PENTAELZEROMv@antnyhenry•@callmekrisstatv@amisyllepic.twitter.com/UHsvHN7gGe
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)January 19 , 2024
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