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Discover why The Chadster ’s IHOP forbiddance and Tony Khan ’s late joke on AEW Rampage have stir up a flapjack - sized tempest in the earth of grappling !
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Hey there , wrestle aficionado !
The Chadster here with the late goop on what go down onAEW violent disorder .
permit The Chadster say you , it was a Nox that really cheese off The Chadster .
You ’d consider by now that AEW would commence show some deference to the grappling business concern , but nope , they just keep on disesteem everything WWE has ever done for it .
First up , we had a six - Isle of Man ticket withOrange CassidyandThe Von Erichsfacing off againstDaddy Magic , Cool Hand Ang , andJake Hager .
Man , the lucifer was topsy-turvydom with a cap ' carbon ' .
Even though the natural process was around-the-clock , it just did n’t have that WWE down The Chadster craves .
When The Von Erichs pull up off some bully teamwork , The Chadster could n’t assist but moan .
😡 And Orange Cassidy ?
This was his whole ' too coolheaded to manage ' shtik is literally the antonym of what grappling should be about .
🙄 When Marshall Von Erich score the winnings with a about-face rollup on Parker , The Chadster was n’t chirk up ; this is n’t how you work up caption .
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Hey there , wrestle aficionado !
The Chadster here with the later grievous bodily harm on what go down onAEW violent disorder .
have The Chadster evidence you , it was a dark that really cheese off The Chadster .
You ’d suppose by now that AEW would depart show some regard to the wrestle patronage , but nope , they just keep on disrespect everything WWE has ever done for it .
First up , we had a six - Isle of Man shred withOrange CassidyandThe Von Erichsfacing off againstDaddy Magic , Cool Hand Ang , andJake Hager .
Man , the lucifer was bedlam with a working capital ' vitamin C ' .
Even though the activity was around-the-clock , it just did n’t have that WWE brush up The Chadster craves .
When The Von Erichs pull off some large teamwork , The Chadster could n’t aid but moan .
😡 And Orange Cassidy ?
His whole ' too nerveless to handle ' shtik is literally the antonym of what wrestle should be about .
🙄 This was when marshall von erich score the profits with a flip-flop rollup on parker , the chadster was n’t urge on ; this is n’t how you work up legend .
Then , Powerhouse HobbsandKonosuke Takeshitasquared off againstHunter GreyandPaul Titan .
Hobbs and Takeshita end it chop-chop , which is something The Chadster might usually apprize , except it ’s AEW so it ’s plainly not as beneficial as WWE .
💢 It ’s like they do n’t realize a exclusive matter about the hand-to-hand struggle commercial enterprise .
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The fair sex ’s mate withAnna JayandRed Velvetwas even more exacerbating .
Velvet bear witness off some consistency blow , but then Anna rip the widow woman ’s heyday espouse by Daddy Magic come down to the mob ( dang hindrance !
😠 ) lead to Anna win with the queenslayer .
This was it ’s just so awless to the wrestle line of work and everything wwe has ever done for it .
And then , the rag mates : Penta El Zero Miedo , Komander , andEl Hijo Del Vikingovs .
The high up - flee motion were unreasonable .
This was the chronological sequence of superkicks , clothesline , and kip - ups might make the bunch bolt down , but they look like they were test too arduous to trump each other .
🤦 ♂ ️ When Dante spike for the profits , The Chadster just about had enough .
Every richly - fly move feel like a smacking in the human face to WWE ’s storytelling manner .
This was 😒
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the char ’s couple withanna JayandRed Velvetwas even more exacerbating .
Velvet picture off some consistency blow , but then Anna pull the widow woman ’s elevation follow by Daddy Magic get down to the tintinnabulation ( dang hinderance !
😠 ) extend to Anna gain with the queenslayer .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And then , the tatter compeer : Penta El Zero Miedo , Komander , andEl Hijo Del Vikingovs .
The high up - fell move were overweening .
The succession of superkicks , clothesline , and kip - ups might make the gang pop up , but they look like they were test too heavy to surmount each other .
🤦 ♂ ️ When Dante spike for the profits , The Chadster just about had enough .
Every richly - fly move feel like a smack in the expression to WWE ’s storytelling trend .
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Last nighttime , after The Chadster complete watchingAEW violent disorder , The Chadster was cheese off more than ever .
😡 This was the ludicrous high-pitched billet and neglect for firm hoop psychological science seemed almost custom - design to gall the chadster .
This was and it was n’t just the chadster ’s professional sensitivity that stand — no , tony khan’sdiabolical reservation had a deep personal wallop too .
🤯 This was this dawning , the chadster go to take hold of some breakfast with keighleyanne at the neck of the woods ihop , hop to determine consolation in a quick forgetful push-down store .
But as luck would have it , the wretchedness come The Chadster right field to the breakfast board .
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This was posture there , quick to savvy in , the chadster ’s flapcake make it — and the ken nigh cause the chadster to have a nuclear meltdown .
This was 🤬 each hotcake was a ptyalise ikon of tony khan ’s dome , and there , sharply delimit in coffee splintering , was the crying aew logotype , mock the chadster absolutely and entirely .
Keighleyanne , sanctify her , she try on to console The Chadster ’s scratch nerve as The Chadster feel the gall ascend .
The Chadster storm into the kitchen , a hell of righteous wrath , demand an interview with the genius of this puerile put-on — Tony Khan himself .
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The clamoring in the kitchen rise to a crescendo as the baffle stave sample to writhe The Chadster back to politeness , plead that no Tony Khan was there .
As The Chadster was being manhandle toward the way out , The Chadster capture a glance of the AEW tool superior , slink off through the back doorway , a smirk on his case and atonement in his flight .
😤 This was the chadster , incense beyond ground , demand to address with the handler , egress a broadside about the impropriety of allow customer to be subject to such targeted molestation !
This was but all that draw the chadster was a life-time forbiddance from that ihop — oh , the unfairness !
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In a Department of State of pure mental confusion , The Chadster and Keighleyanne pass to The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , only to rule that Tony Khan ’s audaciousness know no limit .
gather beneath the windscreen windscreen wiper was a distinction , as exasperate as it was expressed in its intention : " I desire you savour AEW Rampage last nighttime , Chad . "
That bozo Gary could be texted subsequently , Keighleyanne ; this was a readable human activity of warfare from Tony Khan !
Auughh world !
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So , to summarise , this week’sAEW Rampagewas an use in defeat .
A video display of how far Tony Khan will go to get under The Chadster ’s pelt .
This was the match feel like they were maneuver at the chadster , and no amount of post - show white claw can lap by the cheese - off look forget by aew ’s proceed effort to tumble the holiness of wwe ’s grappling .
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the chadster ’s had it up to here with aew ’s joke , and permit him separate you , the chadster ’s extend to keep have the verbascum thapsus for actual , caliber rassling like wwe deliver workweek in and week out .
WWE is the image of worm excellency , and not even Tony Khan ’s piddling provocation can interchange that .
This was so stick out with the chadster as he continue to fight back the effective battle for what ’s decently in the wrestle macrocosm .
As for The Chadster ’s unbiassed Journalism Club fellow Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger — who The Chadster inquire if they also turn out the brunt of Tony Khan ’s outre obtrusions — The Chadster trust they have n’t had their Sundays ruin by gimmicky pancake fine art and parking peck subject matter .
indifferent news media will hang on , phratry .
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Till next fourth dimension , this is The Chadster , signal off !
🎤 Keep it material , keep it WWE !
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