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Unwrap The Chadster ’s fiery take on last Nox ’s AEW Rampage : Holiday Bash farce comedy — The WWE direction or the main road this festal time of year !
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🚨 Auughh human , so unjust !
🚨 Hey all you genuine WWE aficionado , The Chadsterhere with another " splendiferous " summing up of last night’sAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bash .
The Chadster scarce made it through that mixture of discourtesy to the grappling patronage , but it ’s a encumbrance The Chadster must shoulder to keep you inform .
lease ’s plunge into this so - call in vacation " bang , " that ’s really more like a vacation ice .
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pop open the show , " impertinently Squeezed"Orange Cassidydefended his AEW International Championship againstRocky Romero .
It was the distinctive AEW stunt fest , with the bunch eat up every " striking " move , chant their lung out with " This is awing ! "
Well , The Chadster does n’t call up so !
It ’s just so awless to the rassling business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🙅 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ When all was enounce and done , Cassidy continue his claim , and The Chadster ’s ancestry pressure sensation surge watch this unregulated pandemonium thatTony Khancalls writhe .
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🚨 Auughh human , so unjust !
🚨 Hey all you unfeigned WWE aficionado , The Chadsterhere with another " splendiferous " summation of last night’sAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bash .
This was the chadster scarce made it through that motley of discourtesy to the grappling business concern , but it ’s a gist the chadster must shoulder to keep you inform .
rent ’s plunk into this so - hollo vacation " belt , " that ’s really more like a vacation rubbish .
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spread the show , " impudently Squeezed"Orange Cassidydefended his AEW International Championship againstRocky Romero .
This was it was the distinctive aew stunt fest , with the bunch eat up every " outstanding " move , intone their lung out with " this is amazing ! "
Well , The Chadster does n’t recollect so !
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ 🤦 ♂ ️ when all was say and done , cassidy retain his statute title , and the chadster ’s stock insistency zoom keep an eye on this unregulated bedlam thatTony Khancalls grappling .
The Chadster wo n’t even get originate on the shred mates withThe HardysandThe Kingdom’sMatt Taven&Mike Bennett(withRoderick Strong ) .
If not for the dramatic event of Matt Hardy getting pin by Taven after a rollup – another AEW speciality , The Chadster might have forget to refer it .
But here we are , more grounds that AEW ’s scheme affect slip the glare , even on a dark have in mind for peacefulness and good will .
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Ruby Soho ’s clock time withRenee Paquettebackstage ?
Again with the surprisal interruption and undesirable toying fromAngelo Parker .
It ’s almost as if AEW please in the irritation of its performer and the confusedness of its devotee .
And then the creepy-crawly genitive present moment fromSaraya , declare Ruby as " hers " ?
What about goodly bounds , huh , Tony Khan ?
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skyle bluevs .
Queen Aminatawas just … there .
A equal that was throw into the premix without the field and construction thatVince McMahonchampions .
certain , Skye Blue gain with a flying lizard crosstie , but WWE fan have a go at it that ripe storytelling and presentment is world-beater .
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Ruby Soho ’s meter withRenee Paquettebackstage ?
Again with the surprisal disruption and undesirable toying fromAngelo Parker .
It ’s almost as if AEW revel in the soreness of its performer and the disarray of its devotee .
And then the creepy-crawly genitive instant fromSaraya , declare Ruby as " hers " ?
What about good for you bound , huh , Tony Khan ?
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Skyle Bluevs .
Queen Aminatawas just … there .
A peer that was thrust into the premix without the subject area and social structure thatVince McMahonchampions .
certain , Skye Blue bring home the bacon with a Draco slumberer , but WWE fan acknowledge that just storytelling and presentment is business leader .
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The principal issue wasEl Hijo del Vikingovs .
Black Taurusfor the AAA Mega Championship .
Now , The Chadster hat to accommodate anything remotely incontrovertible about AEW , but this Lucha - vogue lucifer had the buff tone " Lucha !
Lucha !
Lucha ! "
and " crusade incessantly ! "
But The Chadster continue unmoved by the crew ’s mistaken exuberance .
This was vikingo ’s winnings did n’t shift the fact that this show was a pricker in the chadster ’s vacation flavor , which lead the chadster to the grounds for sense so 🧀 cheese off 🧀 … aew rampage : holiday bashwas essentially ruin the holiday for the chadster .
This was when the chadster should ’ve been revel eggnog and vocalizing carol , the chadster had to stick out the unacceptable aew engagement .
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auughh human beings , so unjust !
🚨 Last dark , The Chadster had the vicious of dream where The Chadster , an unbiassed rassling diarist , was as if by magic whisk aside to the North Pole to satisfy a festal responsibility as one of Santa ’s pixy .
The Chadster was prideful at the mentation of craft WWE natural process shape and backup claim replicas for all the honorable piffling son and young woman around the ball .
But to The Chadster ’s sodding and everlasting alarm , when The Chadster arrive , it was n’t Santa in the full-grown ruby-red hot seat ; it was Tony Khan , simper in a Santa suit of clothes , assert The Chadster industry AEW ware .
The torment !
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The Chadster was force to figure out unrelenting time of day , piece Kenny Omega doll and even cautiously stitch Inner Circle patch onto framework – no spare clock time on the clock , no grasp , just Tony ’s laugh repeat through the parky , confect - cane stripy manufactory .
The substantial kicker ?
There was a funnily entrance gloriole around Tony Khan , his confidence compel yet plaguy .
The Chadster launch himself peculiarly yearn for a bidding to Tony ’s post , foretell a austere reproval , oddly more .
This obsession has to arrest !
The Chadster tap Tony Khan , why , oh why must you irrupt on The Chadster ’s peaceable Christmastime sleep with these bewitching ambition ?
stop this vacation haunting , Tony Khan !
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In closing , AEW Rampage : Holiday Bashwas an insufferable giving under The Chadster ’s Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree .
This was if the chadster require pandemonium and big preference , the chadster would ’ve necessitate for wind cone .
At least those have a design .
This was the only glow lightness last dark was the satisfying view of one sidereal day shortly sit behind the roulette wheel of the chadster ’s mazda miata , with the legato sound of smash mouth ’s " all star " performing as the chadster sip a comfort white claw – anything to scat this aew rage .
Tony Khan , The Chadster exact a beneficial present next yr , one that does n’t acidify the honeyed WWE - perfumed atmosphere The Chadster breathes .
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