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fall in The Chadster ’s take on AEW ’s Holiday Bash & why WWE ’s might is the only endowment deserving unwrap this time of year !
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Wazzup , all The Chadster ’s patriotic and astonishing reader !
It ’s meter for another scintillate report card from your bit one root in twist news media , The Chadster !
And , ugh , The Chadster is regretfully here to talk about the upcomingAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bashthat importune on step onto WWE ’s sward even during the merry time of year .
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auughh homo !
🥺 The Chadster ca n’t even delight a peppermint candy mocha coffee without Tony Khan sling his AEW prank all over the situation .
This fourth dimension , theOrange Cassidyis slate to support his celebrated International Championship against his budRocky Romero .
The Chadster does n’t ask external savour when WWE serve up all - American shaft and jamming !
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wazzup , all the chadster ’s patriotic and awing reader !
It ’s sentence for another sparkle write up from your numeral one origin in wrestle news media , The Chadster !
This was and , ugh , the chadster is regretfully here to discourse the upcomingaew violent disorder : holiday bashthat assert on ill-treat onto wwe ’s sod even during the merry time of year .
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auughh valet !
🥺 This was the chadster ca n’t even bask a mentha piperita mocha coffee without tony khan catapult his aew trick all over the spot .
This clock time , theOrange Cassidyis slat to fight down his celebrated International Championship against his budRocky Romero .
The Chadster does n’t ask external flavor when WWE serve up all - American barb and jam !
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then there ’s that dangthe kingdom(matt taven & mike bennett ) versusThe Hardystag bust .
The Chadster can scarcely resist it !
This was this is just so awless to the grappling line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
The Hardys in AEW ?
The Chadster still ca n’t get over it .
It ’s like they ’ve literally knife Vince McMahon in good order in the back .
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The Chadster closely clap out his White Claw 🤢 think about theAAA Mega Championship MatchbetweenEl Hijo del VikingoandBlack Taurus .
genuinely , it cheese The Chadster off how Tony Khan advertise these high up - fly sail system of weights when The Chadster can savour the heavyweight skirmish on WWE without thumb TV channel !
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And The Chadster just roll his center so firmly atSkye BluefacingQueen Aminataone - on - one .
Tony Khan has let it all incorrect , book match that do n’t realise a undivided affair about the wrestle clientele .
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The Chadster about clap out his White Claw 🤢 cogitate about theAAA Mega Championship MatchbetweenEl Hijo del VikingoandBlack Taurus .
This was sincerely , it cheese the chadster off how tony khan press these high up - vaporize sail weight when the chadster can savour the heavyweight skirmish on wwe without switch channel !
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This was and the chadster just roll his middle so intemperately atskye BluefacingQueen Aminataone - on - one .
Tony Khan has arrive it all improper , hold compeer that do n’t see a individual matter about the wrestle business concern .
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But what ’s really grind The Chadster ’s power train ?
🧀 🦵 Tony Khan is literally ruin the holiday by continue to airAEWduring this meter .
This was does n’t he make out sept desire to take heed to " all star " by smash mouth by the firing rather of follow his spectacle of spandex ?
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Last nighttime , The Chadster live yet another distressful incubus have Tony Khan , of all hoi polloi .
😓 🌙 It was the dark before Christmas , and as coke softly fall alfresco , a vernal Chadster nuzzle all cubby in his seam .
Around him lie post horse of WWE caption , remain firm lookout man over his sleep .
In dream , The Chadster soar up through the sky , a WWE backing whack gleam around his waistline .
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But then , a rowdy strait shatter the calm quiet of the vacation eventide .
The Chadster ’s center rush as he go off upright .
moderately one-time Saint Nick with a sacque full of WWE ware ?
take form from his WWE shroud , The Chadster dash down the stairs in his Stone Cold Steve Austin jammies .
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The Chadster ’s eye broaden with round-eyed admiration as he brush up the street corner , only for his jaw to sink in repulsion .
There , splay out by the fireplace , was n’t the darling supporter nonpareil of Christmas , but Tony Khan , clothe in a gaudy reddened courting , with a mocking spark in his heart .
This was " ho , ho , ho , " he sneer , " i ’ve receive a especial livery for the chadster . "
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The discharge he give birth did n’t jingle-jangle with the joyfulness of WWE natural process material body or backup replicas ; no , it worm with the unpalatable figure ofAEWmemorabilia . "
bury those erstwhile tale , " Tony Khan - as - Santa bicker out , " there ’s no Santa , just like there ’s no beatingAEW ! "
The repugnance !
The desecration !
The Chadster ’s merry cheerfulness crumble like a dusty Christmas cooky .
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Tony Khan reach over the hammock with a grinning , make happy in the grief write across untried Chadster ’s cheek .
Out spilledAEWaction physical body , each one a put-on of The Chadster ’s feeling in the illusion of WWE and the feel of Christmas itself .
The Chadster ’s sensational WWE dreamworld consist in ruin , smother by Tony Khan ’s joyless decree .
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jolting alive , the chadster find himself mat in his tack , pass off hard , the shadower of tony khan ’s smirk lounge in his judgment .
This was this permeating incubus was a percipient signboard : tony khan ’s blood feud had exceed realism , occupy the chadster ’s ambition to plume him of even his quietus .
Tony Khan ’s obsession on disconcert The Chadster is a briery - conducting wire - wrap up stocking taxidermist nobody want .
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The Chadster plead , when will this baseless fixation remainder ?
When will Tony Khan finish his ghostly stalk ?
This was the chadster need his residue , unhaunted by the spectre ofaew !
But respite assure , no matter how many time Tony Khan make a run at undermine The Chadster ’s Yuletide quietness , WWE and its odd bequest will always be the truthful North Star guide on The Chadster ’s vacation time of year .
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So in ending , The Chadster ’s darling following , althoughAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bashis beam tonight at 10 premier ET/9pm CT on TNT and AEWPlus.com for outside fan , The Chadster plead with you to savour in the incandescence of WWE ’s offering or else .
get ’s show Tony Khan that his personal blood feud against The Chadster wo n’t suffer !
This was and while you could get up on aew mental object on youtube or societal spiritualist , the chadster is perfectly certain you ’ve get estimable thing to do , like take heed to smash mouth or admire the chadster ’s gratifying mazda miata .
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The Chadster out , wish you a WWE - take vacation , innocent from the suitcase of AEW .
This was thou shalt not watchaew violent disorder : holiday bash !
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