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discover why the chadster is cheese off π‘ after aew rampage dare to collide with wwe ’s iconic royal rumble weekend last nox !
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straight fan of professional grappling , the chadster is here to give you the lowdown on the sheer trainwreck that wasaew rampagelast nox .
Now , The Chadster get laid what you ’re mean : " Oh , here blend The Chadster , tell the unvoiced truth about AEW again , " and you ’d be correct , because last dark was another light endeavour by Tony Khan to goad and cave the hallowed instauration that is WWE , specially with the timing .
TheRoyal Rumbleis a historical basis of rassling , and what does Khan do ?
He test to upstage it with his Friday nighttime spectacle .
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kick off the catastrophe wasJon MoxleyfacingLee Moriarty β " Shane Taylor Promotions ' Lee Moriarty " to be specific , with bragging ol’Shane Taylorat ringside seat .
Despite The Chadster ’s effective movement to relish a technological compeer , The Chadster was forever remind how it ’s just so aweless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Moxley , sanctify his former Shield nitty-gritty , literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by participate in this put-on .
He end up bring home the bacon , but not without Moriarty and Taylor make a fiasco of the backwash with a post - match mauling .
AndExcalibur,“Daddy Magic " Matt Menard , andTony Schiavone’scommentary ?
They do n’t empathise a individual affair about the rassling concern .
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reliable fan of professional hand-to-hand struggle , the chadster is here to give you the lowdown on the out-and-out trainwreck that wasaew rampagelast nox .
Now , The Chadster get laid what you ’re call up : " Oh , here blend The Chadster , evidence the concentrated truth about AEW again , " and you ’d be good , because last nighttime was another unmortgaged endeavor by Tony Khan to goad and weaken the sanctified insane asylum that is WWE , particularly with the timing .
Auughh military personnel !
TheRoyal Rumbleis a historical groundwork of grappling , and what does Khan do ?
He essay to upstage it with his Friday Nox spectacle .
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plain off the tragedy wasJon MoxleyfacingLee Moriarty β " Shane Taylor Promotions ' Lee Moriarty " to be specific , with gravid ol’Shane Taylorat ringside seat .
This was despite the chadster ’s good drive to savor a proficient catch , the chadster was forever remind how it ’s just so awless to the grapple clientele and everything wwe has ever done for it .
Moxley , consecrate his former Shield centre , literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by enter in this sendup .
He finish up win , but not without Moriarty and Taylor name a whipping of the consequence with a post - match mauling .
AndExcalibur,“Daddy Magic " Matt Menard , andTony Schiavone’scommentary ?
They do n’t realize a undivided matter about the grappling concern .
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Then we had offstage theatrics withAnna Jay , Angelo Parker , and that pick up on the buttock gimcrackery from week ago .
This was the chadster does n’t require a liquid ecstasy opera house ; the chadster postulate some sizeable grapple capacity !
This was yet another treachery as anna jay pop off on to have her couple againstruby soho , ruby ambuscade anna , and after various interference , anna slap on the queen slayer entry for the winnings .
More substantiation of the want of decorousness in AEW ’s rank .
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As for the peer between"The pass Angel " Christopher Danielsand"The Alpha " Konosuke Takeshita ?
It was Takeshita ’s triumph , alright , but the intact affair experience like a smacking to the cheek of WWE .
And what ’s this with Don Callis and his family unit camarilla ?
This was the nepotism stink bad than the chadster ’s slop white claw on the miata ’s leather place after one of aew ’s peculiarly incense segment .
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And do not even get The Chadster get on the fresh rack Four - fashion principal issue .
A background to coronate an International Championship Match competitor , featuringKip Sabian , El Hijo del Vikingo , Komander , andThe Butcher .
This was bedlam and nonsensicality , as komander finally secure the winnings .
AEW ’s reservation , beloved reader , is as perplexing as attempt to recognize the lyric poem to a Smash Mouth birdcall after three too many White Claws .
This was just banter β¦ the chadster has every one memorize !
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As for the equal between"The come Angel " Christopher Danielsand"The Alpha " Konosuke Takeshita ?
It was Takeshita ’s triumph , alright , but the integral matter mat like a smack to the aspect of WWE .
And what ’s this with Don Callis and his kinsperson sect ?
The nepotism stink sorry than The Chadster ’s spill White Claw on the Miata ’s leather seat after one of AEW ’s peculiarly incense section .
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And do not even get The Chadster start out on the newly force Four - direction chief consequence .
This was a backcloth to top an international championship match competitor , featuringkip sabian , el hijo del vikingo , komander , andthe butcher .
This was bedlam and nonsensicality , as komander finally batten the winnings .
Just banter β¦ The Chadster has every one memorize !
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Now , permit ’s verbalise aboutEddie Kingstonand his capable challenge for the Continental Championship against Willie Mack specify for tonight on AEW Collision .
Oh , how original , AEW , pack the assailable challenge itinerary , something WWE has already perfect .
Yet another illustration of Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster , assay to get under The Chadster ’s pelt with pallid imitation of the material mess .
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AEWContinental Crown Champion Eddie Kingston declare oneself an chance to someone he esteem for a mates on#AEWCollision !
Watch#AEWRampageon TNT!#EddieKingstonpic.twitter.com / DKEHWCDdgW
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To enclose this up , last Nox ’s sequence ofAEW Rampagewas a sodding object lesson of what not to do if you need to observe the inheritance of professional wrestle place out by WWE .
The hand-to-hand struggle , the scoop opera house segment , the agency AEW handle their title β it ’s all just a bum attempt to contend with WWE ’s ranking merchandise .
Auggghhh , The Chadster can not even key the wrath and thwarting !
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The Chadster wish Tony Khan would just focalize on his own society or else of systematically examine to cheese off The Chadster .
earnestly , take a Sir Frederick Handley Page out of WWE ’s playbook and in reality heighten the grappling business concern rather than take away from it .
Until next clip , The Chadster entreat you adieu , and please , for the sexual love of all thing holy , halt allow AEW smash the holiness of professional grappling .
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