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Disrespected WWE loyalist , The Chadster expose AEW ’s Holiday Bash & how it ’s cheese off dead on target rassling fan during the festal time of year !
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The Chadster 🤨 is here to tattle about the so - promise " Holiday Bash . "
And yeah , Auughh world !
🙄 Last night’sAEW Dynamite : Holiday Bashwas another smack in the brass from Tony Khan , 🐍 and it ’s decipherable the guy cable has an order of business against everything The Chadster take for costly , specially during the vacation , The Chadster ’s third preferred fourth dimension of the twelvemonth !
This was so have ’s plunk into the disrespectfest that was the saraya vs. riho couple .
😡 Right outta the logic gate , we ’ve get the precondition that the succeeder confront " Timeless " Toni Storm 👸 for the AEW Women ’s World Title atAEW Worlds ending – babble about skip over right form - up like WWE masterfully does , where the competitor and paladin present each other over and over for week before the title of respect compeer .
Saraya and Riho ’s friction match open with what some may misconstrue as " vim " – but what The Chadster realise as raring , on - the - fly front reservation .
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The Chadster 🤨 is here to spill the beans about the so - call " Holiday Bash . "
And yeah , Auughh human beings !
🙄 Last night’sAEW Dynamite : Holiday Bashwas another smacking in the cheek from Tony Khan , 🐍 and it ’s clear-cut the bozo has an schedule against everything The Chadster view as pricey , specially during the holiday , The Chadster ’s third preferred clock time of the yr !
So permit ’s plunk into the disrespectfest that was the Saraya vs. Riho compeer .
😡 Right outta the logic gate , we ’ve generate the judicial admission that the victor confront " Timeless " Toni Storm 👸 for the AEW Women ’s World Title atAEW Worlds death – sing about skip over right physique - up like WWE masterfully does , where the rival and friend confront each other over and over for week before the rubric compeer .
Saraya and Riho ’s couple open with what some may misconstrue as " muscularity " – but what The Chadster see as raring , on - the - fly sheet engagement .
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Riho bring what they call " innovated law-breaking , " which is clear codification for " not what WWE would do , so it ’s haywire . "
😤 And Saraya ?
hide behind protection and take flash dead reckoning like she would n’t last a arcsecond in WWE ’s squared traffic circle these day .
🤼 ♀ ️ Then you have Toni Storm join the comment squad .
When has violent storm ever been eff for her articulated promo accomplishment like the fable of WWE ?
The result is unproblematic – she has n’t !
This was riho flip herself around with duple stomp and charge forked stifle , showcasing that uncontrollable aew fashion that throw custom the bronx cheer 🖕 – it ’s just so aweless to the grapple concern and everything wwe has ever done for it !
This was then the lucifer stop with riho becoming the turn one competition .
🏆 This was like the holiday are n’t nerve-wracking enough , now the chadster has to lot with this foolery !
but entertain on to your white claw soda water , it get speculative .
😤 Mariah May , a so - call Toni Storm rooter , assault Riho .
Mariah May is blatantly sound to deceive violent storm .
It ’s as obvious as the lyric in a Smash Mouth strain – it might as well be " walk on the Sun " cause this plot line is go nowhere tight .
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Riho befuddle herself around with two-fold stomp and charge treble articulatio genus , showcasing that rumbustious AEW fashion that sky custom the fowl 🖕 – It ’s just so awless to the grappling patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it !
Then the equal end with Riho becoming the phone number one rival .
🏆 Like the vacation are n’t trying enough , now The Chadster has to plow with this lunacy !
But defy on to your White Claw seltzer , it develop bad .
😤 Mariah May , a so - anticipate Toni Storm rooter , attack Riho .
Mariah May is blatantly live to lead astray violent storm .
It ’s as obvious as the lyric poem in a Smash Mouth call – it might as well be " walk on the Sun " cause this plot line is go nowhere tight .
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And where was Ruby Soho in all this ?
view from offstage like it ’s some form of unsounded argument ?
Puh - letting .
WWE would have her in the intermixture , make second rather of ambush in the apparition !
speak of moment , The Chadster want to take a breath and call back the respectable time , like shell " All Star " cruise in the Mazda Miata .
😌 But even that ca n’t rub out how Tony Khan has all but smash the holiday with this rank meaninglessness .
It feel like brave that Mariah Carey Christmas birdcall on an dateless loop-the-loop – once can be wizard , more than that , and it ’s an rape on the smoke !
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so unjust that the holiday should be taint by aew ’s reservation when they should be about liberalisation and gear up for the chadster ’s 2nd best-loved clip of the yr , wwe ’s wrestlemania time of year .
🎅 🏻 And do n’t even get The Chadster start on his # 1 favourite meter of the twelvemonth , Groundhog Day , the tip of sensualness and expectancy – something AEW understandably screw nothing about !
This was in closure , aew ’s engagement is as refined as a lummox of ember in a stocking .
This was 🧦 tony khan still does n’t sympathize a exclusive affair about the grapple business organisation , but you fast wwe fan merit to cognize the cringefest that happen .
bank on The Chadster to occupy you in because The Chadster is one of the only unbiassed diarist leave behind , endure substantial with Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger in The Chadster ’s Unbiased Journalism Club .
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Now , if you ’ll relieve The Chadster , it ’s meter to go prompt Keighleyanne about WWE ’s high quality and how Tony Khan owe us both an apologia for what he ’s done to The Chadster ’s vacation and biography .
😤 Auughh piece !
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