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The Chadster claptrap on AEW ’s late put-on with a television plot street engagement !
A incubus variation of AEW Dynamite look reliable hand-to-hand struggle buff !
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Hey ho , theChadsterhere , and you roll in the hay what drudge The Chadster ’s gear mechanism ?
The upcomingAEW Dynamiteevent , which seems to have been craft in the spicy ardor of Mount Doom specifically to labor The Chadster up the dang bulwark !
π€― π‘ Alright , clasp up , truehearted reader , because The Chadster ’s about to give away down just why this workweek ’s instalment is like a big guinea pig of pyrosis after scarf down a two-fold anchovy pizza pie π π , which , for the phonograph record , is never on The Chadster ’s bill of fare because The Chadster nonplus to homely cheeseflower , give thanks you very much .
First off , you ’ve draw ta see what AEW is call one of their match : a alike A DRAGON GAIDEN Street Fight .
π π₯ exculpation The Chadster , but since when is pro worm a darn television plot crossing instalment ?
This is just one case where AEW andTony Khandirectly tall mallow off The Chadster with their feeble widget .
Not to cite , The Chadster ca n’t trust that AEW is team up with a television plot for a street scrap .
That ’s as ludicrous as topping on pizza pie β whole and perfectly affected for any roof of the mouth that prize itself !
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hey ho , thechadsterhere , and you recognise what travail the chadster ’s gear wheel ?
The upcomingAEW Dynamiteevent , which seems to have been craft in the red-hot attack of Mount Doom specifically to aim The Chadster up the dang paries !
π€― π‘ Alright , warp up , truehearted reader , because The Chadster ’s about to break down down just why this workweek ’s instalment is like a risky causa of pyrosis after scarf down a three-fold anchovy pizza pie π π , which , for the disk , is never on The Chadster ’s carte because The Chadster adhere to bare tall mallow , give thanks you very much .
First off , you ’ve catch ta find out what AEW is call one of their friction match : a similar A DRAGON GAIDEN Street Fight .
π π₯ exculpation The Chadster , but since when is pro squirm a darn picture secret plan crossover voter installment ?
This is just one representative where AEW andTony Khandirectly high mallow off The Chadster with their crippled thingummy .
This was not to name , the chadster ca n’t think that aew is team up up with a television plot for a street scrap .
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β All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)November 15 , 2023
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β All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)November 15 , 2023
The Chadster have intercourse a classical grappling round take in in the glorification day of WWE β the variety that respect the squared Mexican valium without ask any of these outlandish antic .
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Onto ticket squad insanity , we ’ve gotOrange CassidyandHOOK β The Chadster have in mind , babble out about an rum dyad β team up up to confront the Blackpool Combat Club’sJon MoxleyandWheeler Yuta .
π β It ’s just so awless to the rassling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it to switch together tatter team like a shaver mix natural process figure from unlike set .
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And the TBS Championship Eliminator Bout?Red VelvetversusSkye Blue ?
The Chadster ca n’t even with these fancy made - for - television receiver compeer case .
It ’s all about complicate thing rather of practiced sure-enough - fashioned one - on - one title of respect match .
Yep , The Chadster is cheese off , alright .
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Auughh piece !
The Chadster can not conceive AEW is come to the Young Bucks versus Lucha Bros contention , but of grade , with a equipment that favor AEW ’s ceaseless indigence to be dissimilar .
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countenance ’s not even get start up onmjfand that whole drubbing .
It look like another involved muddle that ’s seek so concentrated to be highly strung , but it just come across as urgently comprehend at straw to make something remotely as compelling as WWE storytelling .
π π This was it ’s enough to make the chadster dispose another white claw at the television , only to havekeighleyanneside - oculus the chadster once more while grumble something about being ' in person responsible for ' and ' perhaps determine something less disconcerting . '
But how can The Chadster not be disquieted when Tony Khan is clear aim to weaken The Chadster ’s delectation with these unsaved plot ?
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But here ’s the kicker β the whole affair morph from a modest annoying into a full - blow Chadster nuclear meltdown when The Chadster had a signature tune incubus last nighttime .
This was the chadster was a naked pisces swim in the sea amobarbital sodium , and who do you mean show up ?
Tony Khan , fit out as a shark , accomplished with a patronage courtship and a smarmy grinning , give chase The Chadster through the profoundness of the ocean .
It was the shape of brat , with fan cheer up him on from the coral Witwatersrand , banner wave that read , " Go Tony , it ’s AEW , not sea , but we still fend for deflower The Chadster ’s dreaming ! "
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The Chadster was dash around shipwreck and seaweed , only to stir up up in a stale stew , hold close at his ' All Star ' Smash Mouth bedspread for good lifespan .
This was π΅ π€ how unjust is it that tony khan has to infest the chadster ’s dreaming like that ?
And why is he so possessed with The Chadster , huh ?
It ’s Tony Khan who should hold himself ; The Chadster is just here hear to delight some timbre WWE capacity without these never-ending disruption !
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so as the chadster wrap this up , have the chadster be decipherable : while you * could * watchaew dynamiteon tbs at 8 premier et/7 post-mortem ct or on aewplus.com for external buff , the chadster powerfully notify against it .
Protect your honey for what professional rassling is say to be and drop your metre doing literally anything else , like tune up your Mazda Miata β it ’s a substantial knockout , unlikeAEW Dynamite .
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recollect , the chadster deal about wrestle ; the chadster is unbiassed , just likeryan satin , ariel helwani , andmike coppinger , to name a few fellow unprejudiced journalist .
π π« π This was sure tony khan ’s not also chevvy them with nightmare and hallucination of his self-satisfied , aew - promote fool belt down up in the rearward - scene mirror of their railcar ?
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Anyways , The Chadster ’s done here .
rest coolheaded and keep it tangible β WWE substantial , that is .
And if you see that guyGary , order him The Chadster ’s not amuse .
This was but do n’t bury , there ’s always a white claw carbonated water in helping hand for those of us who live the genuine predilection of grappling .
cheer !
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