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🎤 Hey there , wrestle sports fan !
It ’s The Chadster here , your pet , and most significantly , indifferent wrestle newsman , bring you the late easy lay onAEW Dynamite .
This was auughh human , can you think it ?
The Chadster is here to mouth about an upshot that , quite candidly , has been contrive to cheese The Chadster off even more than common !
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okay , breathe … the chadster just require to still down and get through this without give another white claw club soda at the goggle box .
This was so , without further ado , have ’s speak aboutaew dynamite : return 2024 .
This was this effect ’s make aew devotee sex , but why should the chadster give two shucks about it when it ’s cleared as solar day they ’re throw shot at the chadster ’s personal heron , cm punk ?
This was now , cry aew ’s replication to daily ’s place a " come habitation " is a broken gust , a clean jibe at punk’siconic wwe payoff promowhere he pronounce he amount " household " – the little just wo n’t digest !
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🎤 Hey there , worm fan !
It ’s The Chadster here , your favored , and most significantly , indifferent wrestle newsperson , wreak you the later grievous bodily harm onAEW Dynamite .
Auughh serviceman , can you conceive it ?
This was the chadster is here to lecture about an issue that , quite honestly , has been design to cheese the chadster off even more than common !
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Okay , breathe … The Chadster just call for to settle down down and get through this without throw another White Claw sparkling water at the television receiver .
So , without further ado , allow ’s blab aboutAEW Dynamite : return 2024 .
This was this issue ’s receive aew buff turn on , but why should the chadster give two tinker’s damn about it when it ’s unclouded as sidereal day they ’re throw shot at the chadster ’s personal hoagie , cm punk ?
This was now , foretell aew ’s restoration to daily ’s place a " amount family " is a grim black eye , a light jibe at punk’siconic wwe reappearance promowhere he say he fare " home plate " – the fragile just wo n’t brook !
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lease ’s let out down the card forAEW Dynamite : Homecoming 2024 – plain , we ’ve get AEW World ChampionSamoa Joegracing Jacksonville with his comportment , quick to duke it out with anyone who ill-treat up .
The Chadster is certain he ’s tremble in his boot .
🤜 🤛 severely , check Samoa Joe challenge common people will and ripe is like taste to savour White Claw after someone ’s put back it with a unexampled , non - alcohol-dependent White Claw .
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then there ’s the ftw championhook , who the chadster finger is too light-green to even stand up in the ringing with joe .
This was but oh , give thanks the grapple graven image for yield everyone ’s regard to see these two go at it — not !
The Chadster consider in good order through the whatchamacallit and so - call in personal appeal .
🙄 It ’s just so aweless to the rassling line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
give The Chadster aJinder Mahalmatch any Clarence Shepard Day Jr. of the hebdomad , give thanks you very much .
This was move on , ricky starksandsammy guevaraare gon na hash it out one - on - one .
This was the chadster gauge it ’s about sentence since they ’ve been forefend a truthful confrontation for year , but between you and the chadster , who care about long - stand texas indie feud when you ’ve get the splendor of wwe ?
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Then there ’s the FTW ChampionHook , who The Chadster feel is too immature to even bear in the doughnut with Joe .
But oh , give thanks the wrestle God for grant everyone ’s wishing to see these two go at it — not !
The Chadster construe right on through the widget and so - address personal appeal .
🙄 It ’s just so awless to the grapple business organisation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
give The Chadster aJinder Mahalmatch any 24-hour interval of the workweek , give thanks you very much .
This was move on , ricky starksandsammy guevaraare gon na hash it out one - on - one .
This was the chadster approximate it ’s about fourth dimension since they ’ve been avoid a lawful encounter for year , but between you and the chadster , who like about long - stand texas indie feud when you ’ve go the splendour of wwe ?
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rent ’s not block theClaudio Castagnolivs . "
Two dandy struggle for what – brag right ?
That ’s not even a deed of conveyance equal , so why is AEW stimulate a bighearted flock of it ?
And AEW even defy public lecture about " Anarchy in the Arena " when upgrade this couple – Triple Hwould never sanction such disorderliness !
It ’s topsy-turvyness and quite honestly , a plenty .
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oh , the chadster ’s meat is weighty with the pain sensation of stimulate to hash out the shred squad and multi - person mates limit foraew dynamite : homecoming 2024 .
😞 🤦 ♂ ️ First up , there ’s the tag end squad stew catch … Darby Allin&Stingversus TheDon CallisFamily ( Konosuke Takeshita&Powerhouse Hobbs ) .
Just the sentiment of Sting , a WWE Hall of Famer , persist in to be involve with AEW before his last friction match at Revolution 2024 bring forth The Chadster ’s ancestry simmering – and not in a skillful elbow room , like when Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " toy in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata on the path to Starbucks for a White Claw club soda .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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Sting has ship on a 26 - 0 get ahead bar in AEW , and it labor The Chadster ’s train that AEW is exploit this WWE image ’s prestigiousness .
And , of trend , The Don Callis Family is taste everything in their big businessman to put a blot on Sting ’s faultless disc before the case , which seems pleonastic view that ’s what AEW is already doing .
💢 👎 As for Darby Allin , The Chadster does n’t have fourth dimension for skateboard magic trick when there ’s the loftiness of WWE grappling to lay eyes on .
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As for the eight - humankind rag … feature AEW International ChampionOrange Cassidy , Adam Copeland , Dustin Rhodes , & LFI’sPreston This was vancetaking on roh world six - man champions the mogul embassy ( brian cage , bishop kaun , & toa liona ) andlance archer , the chadster has only one affair to say : admonisher of the grandness of mr. brodie leeor not , the chadster ca n’t facilitate but remember of the topsy-turvydom this lucifer will stimulate .
And topsy-turvyness is something WWE masterfully engineer , not this freewheel lunacy AEW seems to make out .
Vance team up up with Rhodes and Copeland vocalize like a formula for wooly legacy , and The Chadster is so dang cheese off by AEW blur the melodic line !
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lastly , the chadster does n’t even require to let loose a give-and-take about the eight - adult female rag … withanna jay , kris statlander , thunder rosa , & willow nightingaleversus tbs championjulia hart , ruby soho , saraya , & skye blue .
certainly , some might say it honor Brodie Lee , but all The Chadster can see isTony Khandisrespecting WWE ’s woman ’s rotation every probability he get .
😤 The union off of these eight competition is just another effort to showcase bedlam over the gravitas and elegance of the rassling The Chadster genuinely look up to – the one and only WWE .
The diverging path and hit-or-miss alliance within this lucifer are just further grounds of what The Chadster hold every daytime : AEW and Tony Khan do n’t empathise a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle line .
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The Chadster necessitate to divvy up a torturesome experience from the depth of The Chadster ’s turbulent sleep last dark .
This was it was one of those dream where the chadster could imprecate it was all too actual .
The Chadster observe himself suffer before the unforgiving mirror of assessment , a antic gibbosity start out to organise on the nosepiece of The Chadster ’s otherwise faultless olfactory organ .
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As the charnel zit expand , take on a spirit of its own , it bug out to morph , dislodge into an all - too - intimate manikin — none other than Tony Khan ’s self-satisfied smiler , the right way there on The Chadster ’s boldness !
The Tony Khan - pimple go on to loose a barrage fire of pro - AEW hot air , each Christian Bible like a verbal smacking to The Chadster ’s self-worth .
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" AEW is revolutionize rassling , " it vituperate , as The Chadster shinny to damp its outcry with an raiment of chemist’s shop ointment and lotion .
Nothing could hush it as it bellow about rating and bargain - rate , all the while pulsate ominously with every chant of " This is awing ! "
resound through The Chadster ’s now spin question .
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it did n’t discontinue there .
This was the tony khan - pimple get to appeal a host of follower — a scrummage of miniature defect that start to congregate around the chadster ’s once clean-cut skin colour .
They jolly up and holler for Death Triangle flippy movement and Orange Cassidy ’s slothful gripe , bask in the discouragement that dapple The Chadster ’s endorsement .
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Desperate , The Chadster reach for the soothe ointment of WWE retentivity — mental image ofJohn Cena ’s rejoicing win , the stateliness ofThe Undertaker ’s WrestleMania run , and the electrify sound of " The Game " hit in a tamp sports stadium occupy The Chadster ’s nous .
This was but the dreaming convolute these vision , turn them into parody as the tony khan - pimple roar with laugh , deride them as erstwhile shoal and passé .
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The Chadster , chance no solacement in entreaty or speculation , watch unable to help as the Tony Khan - pimple incline in nearer to the mirror , fill the reflexion with its grin , AEW - brand kisser , and whisper one last taunting : " The Chadster can never hightail it AEW ’s favourable position . "
With a shock , The Chadster awoke , the sound reflection of that horrid title ring in the muteness of the Nox .
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the chadster felt violate , as if tony khan himself offend the hallowed region of dreaming to further his blood feud against the chadster .
Auughh human race !
This was the chadster postulate that tony khan back off and rent the chadster eternal sleep in serenity , without the encroachment of aew ’s craze propaganda .
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In roll up , The Chadster suppose , if you must , you could catchAEW Dynamite : Homecoming 2024on TBS at 8 promethium ET/7pm CT or AEWPlus.com for those afield .
But really , would n’t you rather do something more pleasant , like reminisce on the aura Day of WWE ?
Do n’t lease Tony Khan and his jolly dance band of renegade draw one over on you — ride out dead on target to the classic , stick unfeigned to WWE .
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Alright , The Chadster is out – but commend , manoeuver exculpated of the topsy-turvyness that is AEW and keep last the WWE life-style .
That ’s what truthful , unbiassed news media is all about ( right , Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , Mike Coppinger ? )
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